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MBK [TotalFark]
2014-04-15 10:14:54 AM
Skydive
 
2014-04-15 10:15:12 AM
Done in one.
 
2014-04-15 10:15:22 AM
Thing: Skydiving
Reason: Lack of Balls/Faith
 
2014-04-15 10:15:29 AM
Travel to Europe.
 
2014-04-15 10:15:46 AM
SCUBA
Catch some marlin
Elk hunt
bonefish
 
2014-04-15 10:16:11 AM
Fly
Melt things with my mind.
Super Strength
Super Speed, like The Flash.


/You didn't say be realistic
//neener neener
 
2014-04-15 10:16:42 AM
Be the meat in a Kate Upton/Sophia Vergara sammich
 
2014-04-15 10:16:48 AM
skydiving. Group rates available, eip.
 
2014-04-15 10:17:41 AM
I'm pretty content.
 
2014-04-15 10:17:51 AM
Two chicks at the same time.
 
2014-04-15 10:17:59 AM
Go back in time and shamelessly flirt with Audrey Hepburn.
 
2014-04-15 10:18:26 AM
Visit all 7 continents
see all of Vermeer's paintings in person
 
2014-04-15 10:18:33 AM
No skydiving.
Lot's of traveling.
 
2014-04-15 10:18:57 AM
Marry a good man.
Have a kid or two.
biatch slap Nana with my huge cock.
 
2014-04-15 10:19:30 AM
hot air balloon ride
get my scuba cert
rock climbing
 
2014-04-15 10:19:33 AM
Have/raise kids
Travel the world (in progress)
Canoe camp
 
2014-04-15 10:20:06 AM
Train trip across India.

Seeing as the wife hates hot and humid climates, this may never happen.
 
2014-04-15 10:20:11 AM
I am philosophically against skydiving.

The appeal of it is the adrenaline rush, which is produced by making the body think it's about to die.
 
2014-04-15 10:20:19 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Two chicks at the same time.


Totes worth it.
 
2014-04-15 10:20:36 AM
Skydive.
The places I want to visit are innumerable.
Gallop a horse through the fields in Ireland.
 
2014-04-15 10:20:41 AM
Skydiving isn't unattainable, guys. Just go. It really is that simple.

I want to hunt something with a spear. Preferably something that can't really fight back. A fish or wombat or something.
 
2014-04-15 10:21:10 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Two chicks at the same time.


Stole my thought.....

Fly an airplane is my real answer.
 
2014-04-15 10:21:11 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Two chicks at the same time.


We're talking sex, right?
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2014-04-15 10:21:11 AM

atlfarkette: hot air balloon ride
get my scuba cert
rock climbing


We were talking about those last night.  They are expensive and stupid because how romantic can it be if it is you, your SO, and some fat guy who is piloting the balloon?  And there isn't much room in those baskets.

Just weird.
 
2014-04-15 10:21:33 AM
I highly recommend petting penguins, kangaroos, giraffe, and rhinos.
 
2014-04-15 10:21:38 AM
1. Scuba Dive
2. Travel the world.  Japan, Austrailia, South Africa, Brazil, Portugal, etc...
3. Two chickens at the same time.
4. Slam dunk a regulation basketball goal.
5. Urinate on my enemies flowers
 
2014-04-15 10:21:48 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Skydiving isn't unattainable, guys. Just go. It really is that simple.


I was supposed to go next month. NOT ANYMORE.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2014-04-15 10:22:02 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Skydiving isn't unattainable, guys. Just go. It really is that simple.

I want to hunt something with a spear. Preferably something that can't really fight back. A fish or wombat or something.


I'm not saying it isn't unattainable, just...never done it.

Plus I have issues with heights.
 
2014-04-15 10:22:22 AM
Visit another continent
Have kids
Snorkel
Go on an overnight trail ride
Eat an oyster
Own my own horse and dog
Publish a book or start my own business or just do something independent and bold and for myself
 
2014-04-15 10:22:23 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: I want to hunt something with a spear. Preferably something that can't really fight back. A fish or wombat or something.


I'll take you frog gigging.
 
2014-04-15 10:22:25 AM

Ceteris Paribus says: The appeal of it is the adrenaline rush, which is produced by making the body think it's about to die.


Like driving 120mph on a country road on a r1200gs.
 
2014-04-15 10:22:30 AM
Visit Norway
Visit Sweden
Visit any other country that I haven't mentioned that is very cold yet first world.
Become a ninja
 
2014-04-15 10:22:45 AM
Go diving with Great White sharks in South Africa...without a cage.
 
2014-04-15 10:22:48 AM
Hike in the nude
Demolition Derby
Hall of Presidents at Disney.
 
2014-04-15 10:23:07 AM
Skydive, but I'm planning on knocking that out once it gets warm. The other big things I've got on my bucket list are the Great Barrier Reef/Sydney, The Great Wall of China, Tokyo, Berlin, Rio, and Ireland.
 
2014-04-15 10:23:21 AM
Own a minor league baseball team.
 
2014-04-15 10:23:21 AM

Ceteris Paribus says: I am philosophically against skydiving.

The appeal of it is the adrenaline rush, which is produced by making the body think it's about to die.


There's lots of ways to get an adrenaline rush.  I've never skydived myself, nor do I plan to, but I imagine the main appeal lies in a) the sensation of flight, b) the view, and c) the pride in knowing you did something that scared the sh*t out of you.
 
2014-04-15 10:23:52 AM
Ride an orca naked across the pacific ocean.
 
2014-04-15 10:23:57 AM

Solty Dog: Hike in the nude



It's better if you do. Then you can see the ticks on you before they borrow in.
 
2014-04-15 10:24:07 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Ceteris Paribus says: The appeal of it is the adrenaline rush, which is produced by making the body think it's about to die.

Like driving 120mph on a country road on a r1200gs.


yup

Things like driving, skiing etc are the most fun when you are right on the edge of your ability to control it.  Of course wiping out in skiing is not nearly as leathal as wiping out on a bike.
 
2014-04-15 10:24:28 AM

maudibjr: Visit Norway
Visit Sweden
Visit any other country that I haven't mentioned that is very cold yet first world.
Become a ninja


I'm just going to say this.
 
2014-04-15 10:24:32 AM
BURROW!!! motherf*cker.
 
2014-04-15 10:24:50 AM
I don't get the love for traveling. It's mostly boring and uncomfortable and when you get where-ever you're going you're mostly going to have to deal with the same kind of assholes that you have at home but without the advantage of getting to actually go home at the end of the day.
 
2014-04-15 10:25:16 AM

Ceteris Paribus says: I am philosophically against skydiving.

The appeal of it is the adrenaline rush, which is produced by making the body think it's about to die.


I've done it and the appeal for me was being able to experience what it feels like to free fall. Plus after the guy pulled the chute I got to yank on the handles to spin us around right and then left. It's fun kind of like riding a roller coaster.
 
2014-04-15 10:25:21 AM
Maybe go fishing or camping..
 
2014-04-15 10:25:25 AM

Lucky LaRue: Anne.Uumellmahaye: I want to hunt something with a spear. Preferably something that can't really fight back. A fish or wombat or something.

I'll take you frog gigging.


Yes! Then can we go catfish noodling?
 
2014-04-15 10:25:32 AM

Voiceofreason01: I don't get the love for traveling. It's mostly boring and uncomfortable and when you get where-ever you're going you're mostly going to have to deal with the same kind of assholes that you have at home but without the advantage of getting to actually go home at the end of the day.


I just want to see exotic men.

and by see... well... you know what I mean.
 
2014-04-15 10:25:47 AM
Get married to the TFette with the highest bid.
 
2014-04-15 10:25:53 AM

Ceteris Paribus says: Of course wiping out in skiing is not nearly as leathal as wiping out on a bike


Tuck and roll, baby, tuck and roll. ATGATT helps too.
 
2014-04-15 10:26:25 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Solty Dog: Hike in the nude


It's better if you do. Then you can see the ticks on you before they borrow in.


"Dammit Gary I said TICK check!!"
 
2014-04-15 10:26:26 AM

MBK: atlfarkette: hot air balloon ride
get my scuba cert
rock climbing

We were talking about those last night.  They are expensive and stupid because how romantic can it be if it is you, your SO, and some fat guy who is piloting the balloon?  And there isn't much room in those baskets.

Just weird.


My weird phobia that that basket would break and I would fall to my death, would reduce to a hyperventilating idiot curled into a ball for the entire trip
 
2014-04-15 10:26:28 AM
Al_Ed
 
2014-04-15 10:26:45 AM

Ceteris Paribus says: I highly recommend petting penguins, kangaroos, giraffe, and rhinos.


I've cared for penguins (Boston Aquarium).  On the surface it sounds neat, but in reality, they are grouchy and very, very smelly.  Like, so smelly that if you've been in the exhibit (wetsuit), two showers are not enough to get the smell off of you.

...but when you find a one that is friendly, well, they are very, very cute.
 
2014-04-15 10:27:02 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Lucky LaRue: Anne.Uumellmahaye: I want to hunt something with a spear. Preferably something that can't really fight back. A fish or wombat or something.

I'll take you frog gigging.

Yes! Then can we go catfish noodling?


I don't put my fingers in muddy water where snapping turtles like to lurk, but I've got connections.
 
2014-04-15 10:27:04 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Solty Dog: Hike in the nude


It's better if you do. Then you can see the ticks on you before they borrow in.


Assuming they're burrowing in a place that's readily visible.
 
2014-04-15 10:27:23 AM

MBK: We were talking about those last night.  They are expensive and stupid because how romantic can it be if it is you, your SO, and some fat guy who is piloting the balloon?  And there isn't much room in those baskets.

Just weird.


I didn't even think of it as a romance thing. A friend recently (last fall) went to that big ass hot air balloon festival they have out in New Mexico and it looked awesome!!
 
2014-04-15 10:27:26 AM

CatherineM: Maybe go fishing or camping..


I hated camping when I was married.  Now spending time with the kids in the middle of nowhere, or even by myself is pretty fun.  No more than 2 nights though.
 
2014-04-15 10:27:33 AM

Voiceofreason01: I don't get the love for traveling. It's mostly boring and uncomfortable and when you get where-ever you're going you're mostly going to have to deal with the same kind of assholes that you have at home but without the advantage of getting to actually go home at the end of the day.


For me, it's the sights and the history. I could tab over to Street View right now and get a panorama of pretty much anywhere I'd want to go, but standing there and experiencing it is a completely different level.
 
2014-04-15 10:27:36 AM

Mr. Murder: Get married to the TFette with the highest bid.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-15 10:27:41 AM
Thing: go to space.
Reason: Lack of rocket

Thing: Hot Air Balloon
Reason: See skydiving

It's weird how all of mine involve being off the ground. I'm not scared of heights persay, but I do have a SERIOUS respect for them. For instance, I would NEVER do this:

laughingsquid.com

Or This:

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Or this:

img.fark.net

NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!

Even in looking for images for things that I would not do, my testicles retreated into my stomach at a rapid pace.
 
2014-04-15 10:28:43 AM

Solty Dog:
Demolition Derby

oooooh....that could be fun.

generalDisdain: Own a minor league baseball team.


If I ever win the lottery that is exactly what I will do.
 
2014-04-15 10:28:45 AM
Overthrow a democratically elected government.
 
2014-04-15 10:28:59 AM

CatherineM: Maybe go fishing or camping..


You are not a real Texan, transplant.
 
2014-04-15 10:29:40 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: CapeFearCadaver: Solty Dog: Hike in the nude


It's better if you do. Then you can see the ticks on you before they borrow in.

Assuming they're burrowing in a place that's readily visible.


That's when it's nice to have a girlfriend around so y'all can check each other. Nude. In the bathroom. Sensually.
 
2014-04-15 10:29:45 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Skydiving isn't unattainable, guys. Just go. It really is that simple.

I want to hunt something with a spear. Preferably something that can't really fight back. A fish or wombat or something.


Not that simple. I'm accident prone. If the jump didn't kill me, the wife would.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2014-04-15 10:29:57 AM

atlfarkette: MBK: We were talking about those last night.  They are expensive and stupid because how romantic can it be if it is you, your SO, and some fat guy who is piloting the balloon?  And there isn't much room in those baskets.

Just weird.

I didn't even think of it as a romance thing. A friend recently (last fall) went to that big ass hot air balloon festival they have out in New Mexico and it looked awesome!!


I just want to sing "A Whole New World" to someone :(
 
2014-04-15 10:29:58 AM
I want to be able to pause time and pick pocket people for $20 at a clip.  That way I never have to work, and I don't feel too bad about someone out $20.
 
2014-04-15 10:30:10 AM

atlfarkette: rock climbing


I hope to try this soon.
 
2014-04-15 10:30:12 AM
I really want to see giant sequoias next year.
 
2014-04-15 10:30:25 AM
Bull riding
Bow hunting

I'm going to try to do these this year.
 
2014-04-15 10:30:27 AM
Jet ski.
Blow up something large.
Participate in demolishing a building.
Nail a redhead.
 
2014-04-15 10:31:02 AM

Lucky LaRue: Anne.Uumellmahaye: Lucky LaRue: Anne.Uumellmahaye: I want to hunt something with a spear. Preferably something that can't really fight back. A fish or wombat or something.

I'll take you frog gigging.

Yes! Then can we go catfish noodling?

I don't put my fingers in muddy water where snapping turtles like to lurk, but I've got connections.


What? there's no snapping turtles in my OH! Yeah. Totally, I get it.

Man up. Noodle a catfish with me.
 
2014-04-15 10:31:15 AM

Kyro: Nail a redhead.


Ah ... the great white buffalo ...
 
2014-04-15 10:31:30 AM

Voiceofreason01: I don't get the love for traveling.


There's lots of different ways to travel and reasons for traveling.  There's visiting other cities, there's visiting beautiful natural areas, there's shopping, relaxing, activities you can't do at home (SCUBA, rock climbing, hiking, fishing, etc), visiting historical landmarks, etc. etc.  It could just be that the traveling you've done in the past - or the person/people you normally travel with - aren't compatible with what you'd ideally be looking for.  There's also the possibility that traveling just isn't for you, and you'd rather spend your time off relaxing at home, which is completely legit.
 
2014-04-15 10:31:42 AM

LaurenAguilera: maudibjr: Visit Norway
Visit Sweden
Visit any other country that I haven't mentioned that is very cold yet first world.
Become a ninja

I'm just going to say this.


We could travel through Scandanavia visiting all of their various well known bloomin' Onion establishments.  It could be awesome.
 
2014-04-15 10:31:59 AM

GalFriday: Mr. Murder: Get married to the TFette with the highest bid.

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Sometimes you just need six hunnit and fiddy dollas.
 
2014-04-15 10:32:10 AM

Pangit: CatherineM: Maybe go fishing or camping..

You are not a real Texan, transplant.


I was born and raised here.. AND I put beans in my chili. What's up now?
 
2014-04-15 10:32:33 AM

Nadie_AZ: Bow hunting


Take lessons at the range. Seriously.

It's a blast, though.
 
2014-04-15 10:32:41 AM
i have lived near the woods all my life and never got a tick. Now, I am itchy from head to toe. Thanks a lot people.
 
2014-04-15 10:32:44 AM

Kyro: Jet ski.
Blow up something large.
Participate in demolishing a building.
Nail a redhead.


Oh, I forgot about Jet Skiing.  I am going to OBX in May, and I might actually try it this year.
 
2014-04-15 10:32:53 AM
Hunt the most dangerous game.
 
2014-04-15 10:33:29 AM
People spend too much time worrying about what other people put in their chili.
 
2014-04-15 10:33:33 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Nadie_AZ: Bow hunting

Take lessons at the range. Seriously.

It's a blast, though.


I plan to.
To add to that, I'd also love to skin an animal that I've caught, clean it, and keep the pelt and meat.
 
2014-04-15 10:33:56 AM
Golf my way around the British Isles, especially St. Andrews.
 
2014-04-15 10:33:59 AM

Kyro: People spend too much time worrying about what other people put in their chili.


The ultimate truth ^
 
2014-04-15 10:34:26 AM

Solty Dog: i have lived near the woods all my life and never got a tick. Now, I am itchy from head to toe. Thanks a lot people.


Fun fact: One third of the weight of a bed pillow is dead dust mites and dust mite excrement. ENJOY!
 
2014-04-15 10:34:28 AM
Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?
 
2014-04-15 10:34:44 AM
Oh, yah. Jet skiing and water skiing. I water skied once when I was little but I barely remember it.
 
2014-04-15 10:34:48 AM

Kyro: People spend too much time worrying about what other people put in their chili.


I was at a train station the other day and saw a recipe for Mexican Flag chili in a book. I took a photo of it and plan to make it in my solar oven. MMmmmmmmmm
 
2014-04-15 10:35:26 AM
If I could get one of these I'll stop asking for anything else.

i47.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-15 10:35:58 AM

Eutamias21: Oh, yah. Jet skiing and water skiing. I water skied once when I was little but I barely remember it.


Both are fun. I recommend them.
 
2014-04-15 10:36:00 AM

Pangit: I'm not scared of heights persay, but I do have a SERIOUS respect for them


This weekend a friend and I wait in line for 45 mins to do one of those ropes courses where you are harnessed in and can move about on your own. We get all strapped in and head up the stairs to start and we get to the first obstacle which is like two metal beams about 2 1/2 feet apart. When you look down you can see people playing arcade games and stuff about 30 feet below you. I start to cross it and hear my friend say, "I can't do this!" She turns around and goes right back down the stairs and leaves me to roam around the course all by myself like a loser. The course went up two more stories and I went up one level but that last level just seemed really high so I never went up to it. It's not like I could get hurt but my knees were getting shaky when I looked down.
 
2014-04-15 10:36:12 AM

Once and Future Lurker: Golf my way around the British Isles, especially St. Andrews.


My aunt and uncle did that last year. The pictures were gorgeous.
 
2014-04-15 10:36:17 AM

mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?


This is kinda my train of thought. Man, I love hot showers.. I mean, I've camped in a trailer before but since that doesn't really count, I've thought maybe I can't talk shiat about camping unless I've done it, so..
 
2014-04-15 10:36:36 AM
Two chicks at the same time.
Play Octodad: The Dadliest Catch.
Visit the Antipodes.
Attend one of those mega-huge Fark parties, like that one that was in Vegas a while ago.
Score a try in a Rugby Union game (I got two feet away once).
Go to a rugby international.
Go to a top flight European soccer match.
 
2014-04-15 10:36:51 AM
I want to go hunting with a paintball gun.  None of that sitting in a treeblind for hours crap either.  I want to stalk and tag an animal, but I don't want to kill it.
 
2014-04-15 10:37:41 AM

mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?


Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.
 
2014-04-15 10:38:28 AM
Hike the Appalachian trail.
 
2014-04-15 10:39:48 AM
Go to Maho Beach in St. Maarten and watch the planes land.
See a baseball game in every MLB stadium.
 
2014-04-15 10:40:24 AM

mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?


It's an easy way to get drunk/high and have sex when you're a teenager living with your parents.  I'm not sure why people do it after that point.
 
2014-04-15 10:40:49 AM

atlfarkette: mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?

Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.


Nothing in the world is more relaxing than sipping a beer, listening to a fire, and staring at the stars.
 
2014-04-15 10:42:13 AM

Huck Chaser: atlfarkette: mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?

Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Nothing in the world is more relaxing than sipping a beer, listening to a fire, and staring at the stars.


Yep. Same reason I love fishing at night- laying back on a boat, drinking beer, and looking at the stars with the calm of the water around you is sublime.
 
2014-04-15 10:42:23 AM

maudibjr: LaurenAguilera: maudibjr: Visit Norway
Visit Sweden
Visit any other country that I haven't mentioned that is very cold yet first world.
Become a ninja

I'm just going to say this.

We could travel through Scandanavia visiting all of their various well known bloomin' Onion establishments.  It could be awesome.


They... have bloomin' onions there?!?

FFS LET'S GO MAN

Also, good morning.
 
2014-04-15 10:42:28 AM
I'm not a real camping person. I like bon fires. I like lightning bugs. I like trees. But I also like not sh*tting in a hole in the ground.
 
2014-04-15 10:42:30 AM

Eutamias21: atlfarkette: rock climbing

I hope to try this soon.


It's fun. I've done it. Good shoes are key, and safety equipment, of course. Started out at one of those indoor gym places and graduated to bouldering. Best I did is like V5
 
2014-04-15 10:42:31 AM

mrswood: Once and Future Lurker: Golf my way around the British Isles, especially St. Andrews.

My aunt and uncle did that last year. The pictures were gorgeous.


My parents did it with another couple years ago. They stayed mostly in B and Bs a couple days at a time and played the local courses, and enjoyed the local scenery and then onto the place.
 
2014-04-15 10:42:32 AM

CoolBeans: Ceteris Paribus says: I highly recommend petting penguins, kangaroos, giraffe, and rhinos.

I've cared for penguins (Boston Aquarium).  On the surface it sounds neat, but in reality, they are grouchy and very, very smelly.  Like, so smelly that if you've been in the exhibit (wetsuit), two showers are not enough to get the smell off of you.

...but when you find a one that is friendly, well, they are very, very cute.


Cliff, the black footed African penguin is super cuddly!

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But, yeah they poop every ten minutes.
 
2014-04-15 10:43:01 AM

Huck Chaser: atlfarkette: mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?

Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Nothing in the world is more relaxing than sipping a beer, listening to a fire, and staring at the stars.


Truth
 
2014-04-15 10:43:04 AM
Also, this:

img.scoop.co.nz
Which is the one thing off my list that I know I'll never do.
 
2014-04-15 10:43:10 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Huck Chaser: atlfarkette: mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?

Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Nothing in the world is more relaxing than sipping a beer, listening to a fire, and staring at the stars.

Yep. Same reason I love fishing at night- laying back on a boat, drinking beer, and looking at the stars with the calm of the water around you is sublime.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 10:43:44 AM

Huck Chaser: atlfarkette: mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?

Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Nothing in the world is more relaxing than sipping a beer, listening to a fire, and staring at the stars.


I've been to cabins in the mountains that my friends have rented. I totally agree.
 
2014-04-15 10:43:54 AM

atlfarkette: Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.


Sleeping in my bed is more awesome. I can have fire in the fireplace, or in the back yard if I really want one.
 
2014-04-15 10:44:35 AM

mitchcumstein1: atlfarkette: Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Sleeping in my bed is more awesome. I can have fire in the fireplace, or in the back yard if I really want one.


But if you were outdoors, a bear could steal your food. That's more exciting than your dogs.
 
2014-04-15 10:44:43 AM

LaurenAguilera: Incorrigible Astronaut: Huck Chaser: atlfarkette: mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?

Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Nothing in the world is more relaxing than sipping a beer, listening to a fire, and staring at the stars.

Yep. Same reason I love fishing at night- laying back on a boat, drinking beer, and looking at the stars with the calm of the water around you is sublime.

[img.fark.net image 200x176]


LALALALALOLOLO can't hear you!
 
2014-04-15 10:44:57 AM

Huck Chaser: atlfarkette: mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?

Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Nothing in the world is more relaxing than sipping a beer, listening to a fire, and staring at the stars.


*knucks*
 
2014-04-15 10:45:51 AM

LaurenAguilera: maudibjr: LaurenAguilera: maudibjr: Visit Norway
Visit Sweden
Visit any other country that I haven't mentioned that is very cold yet first world.
Become a ninja

I'm just going to say this.

We could travel through Scandanavia visiting all of their various well known bloomin' Onion establishments.  It could be awesome.

They... have bloomin' onions there?!?

FFS LET'S GO MAN

Also, good morning.


I had one of those for dinner last night and I regret it thoroughly. I feel so gross.
 
2014-04-15 10:46:06 AM

Nadie_AZ: CapeFearCadaver: Nadie_AZ: Bow hunting

Take lessons at the range. Seriously.

It's a blast, though.

I plan to.
To add to that, I'd also love to skin an animal that I've caught, clean it, and keep the pelt and meat.


It's a good skill to have. Especially when the zombies arrive.
 
2014-04-15 10:46:09 AM

Kyro: I'm not a real camping person. I like bon fires. I like lightning bugs. I like trees. But I also like not sh*tting in a hole in the ground.


There's different levels of camping, and shiatting in holes is several levels above anything most people do.  I've never camped anywhere that didn't have access to a flush toilet and a hot shower.
 
2014-04-15 10:46:12 AM

shopball: Hike the Appalachian trail.


Yes. And the Arizona Trail.
 
2014-04-15 10:46:37 AM
Have another TFD thread go green.
 
2014-04-15 10:46:49 AM

Nadie_AZ: shopball: Hike the Appalachian trail.

Yes. And the Arizona Trail.


Grand Canyon, too. Forgot that one.
 
2014-04-15 10:46:53 AM

Kyro: I'm not a real camping person. I like bon fires. I like lightning bugs. I like trees. But I also like not sh*tting in a hole in the ground.


My ancestors worked hard for millennia to get to the point where we're no longer sh*tting in holes and sleeping on the ground.  I feel like I'm doing them a disservice by taking such a huge step back.
 
2014-04-15 10:46:58 AM
Actually buy my own TF, instead of waiting for sponsors...

Or go play in outer space.

Either way is good.
 
2014-04-15 10:47:41 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Nadie_AZ: CapeFearCadaver: Nadie_AZ: Bow hunting

Take lessons at the range. Seriously.

It's a blast, though.

I plan to.
To add to that, I'd also love to skin an animal that I've caught, clean it, and keep the pelt and meat.

It's a good skill to have. Especially when the zombies arrive.


My interest is more in aboriginal skills. How to do things when you have nothing but you. I spend far too little time studying and doing.
 
2014-04-15 10:47:49 AM

mitchcumstein1: atlfarkette: Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Sleeping in my bed is more awesome. I can have fire in the fireplace, or in the back yard if I really want one.


Not the same, unless you live in some bumblefark backwoods nowhere with no neighbors and no city lights for miles around.
 
2014-04-15 10:48:28 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Nadie_AZ: shopball: Hike the Appalachian trail.

Yes. And the Arizona Trail.

Grand Canyon, too. Forgot that one.


That trail is part of the Az T. I wish I had half a year to do something like this.
 
2014-04-15 10:48:40 AM
I think I'd like camping more if I had a dog.

We got the tent off our registry, though, so we'll be doing some little overnights this summer. One of the places he wants to go is the Boston Harbor Islands. I'm not sure I'd be able to relax knowing that I was truly stranded overnight.

This is why I should smoke weed.
 
2014-04-15 10:48:50 AM
How do people NOT like camping?

An ex told me that he took one of his exes camping... when they got to the site she started unpacking.
She had a hair dryer, curler, and a manicure set.
 
2014-04-15 10:50:24 AM
in all honesty, i love shiatting in a hole in the ground. dropping a deuce on the side of a mountain while a fog lifts in front of the rising sun is incredible.

i would love to do a really long backpacking expedition. i've been out at long as 17 days, but it would be could to do a couple months or something.
 
2014-04-15 10:50:37 AM

CapeFearCadaver: How do people NOT like camping?

An ex told me that he took one of his exes camping... when they got to the site she started unpacking.
She had a hair dryer, curler, and a manicure set.


I'm laughing and shaking my head slowly.
 
2014-04-15 10:51:45 AM

Nadie_AZ: CapeFearCadaver: Nadie_AZ: CapeFearCadaver: Nadie_AZ: Bow hunting

Take lessons at the range. Seriously.

It's a blast, though.

I plan to.
To add to that, I'd also love to skin an animal that I've caught, clean it, and keep the pelt and meat.

It's a good skill to have. Especially when the zombies arrive.

My interest is more in aboriginal skills. How to do things when you have nothing but you. I spend far too little time studying and doing.


Exactly. They're skills I think more people ought to know. My grandfather taught me a lot when I was young; and in college for my anthropology and archaeology courses we would go out and learn to make flint knives, simple traps, etc. that whatever culture we were studying at the time used.
 
2014-04-15 10:51:49 AM
I've rock climbed plenty of times before, but one bucket list item I have is climbing to the top of Devil's Tower.
 
2014-04-15 10:52:46 AM
MMF with one of you being one of the M's.
 
2014-04-15 10:53:38 AM

Eutamias21: This is why I should smoke weed.


There are many reasons you should smoke weed.

/because it's nice :)
 
2014-04-15 10:54:19 AM

LaurenAguilera: But if you were outdoors, a bear could steal your food. That's more exciting than your dogs.


But my dogs will snuggle me, I don't want a bear to do the same.

Huck Chaser: Not the same, unless you live in some bumblefark backwoods nowhere with no neighbors and no city lights for miles around.


You're right, I'm inside away from insects and animals.
 
2014-04-15 10:55:24 AM

ciderczar: LaurenAguilera: maudibjr: LaurenAguilera: maudibjr: Visit Norway
Visit Sweden
Visit any other country that I haven't mentioned that is very cold yet first world.
Become a ninja

I'm just going to say this.

We could travel through Scandanavia visiting all of their various well known bloomin' Onion establishments.  It could be awesome.

They... have bloomin' onions there?!?

FFS LET'S GO MAN

Also, good morning.

I had one of those for dinner last night and I regret it thoroughly. I feel so gross.


Oh god I had one whole grilled onion and I regretted it immediately.
 
2014-04-15 10:56:03 AM

Professor Wormbog: ropping a deuce on the side of a mountain


Now, I'm picturing mountain climbers getting pelted by higher up climbers' dooks.

I bet if you get up high enough, it freezes before it hits the ground.
 
2014-04-15 10:56:24 AM
Been jacked off my Natalie Merchant while she sings a thesaurus.

Dive deeper than 153'
 
2014-04-15 10:56:43 AM
Pee off of the golden gate bridge.

Pee off the space needle in seattle.

Pee off the sears tower in chicago.

Pee off of the Eifel Tower in Paris.

Pee off of the ISS and into space.

Pee off of an airplane over New Jersey.
 
2014-04-15 10:57:57 AM

Mr. Murder: Pee off of the golden gate bridge.

Pee off the space needle in seattle.

Pee off the sears tower in chicago.

Pee off of the Eifel Tower in Paris.

Pee off of the ISS and into space.

Pee off of an airplane over New Jersey.


I threw up in three of those.
 
2014-04-15 10:59:10 AM
I would like to invest in rain slickers for the next Fark party Murder goes to.
 
2014-04-15 11:00:19 AM

shopball: Hike the Appalachian trail.


Whenever I see that phrase for the rest of my life, I'll think it's a euphemism for "bang an Argentinean mistress."

Thanks Mark Sanford!
 
2014-04-15 11:03:07 AM

vegaswench: I would like to invest in rain slickers for the next Fark party Murder goes to.


I'm going to drink copious amounts of Tang in preparation.
 
2014-04-15 11:04:23 AM
Bang an Argentinean mistress.
 
2014-04-15 11:04:37 AM

valanienna: Whenever I see that phrase for the rest of my life, I'll think it's a euphemism for "bang an Argentinean mistress."

Thanks Mark Sanford!


I wish he'd write a book about it.  The guy was willing to torpedo his governorship, his family, and his status as a rising star on the national stage all for this girl.  What the hell kind of Kama Sutra acrobatics was she pulling in the bedroom that led him to do all that?
 
2014-04-15 11:04:58 AM
I had a snappy comeback CatherineM, but my internet went kablooey and I lost it

"Even Hormel puts beans in the chili" blah blah blah.
 
2014-04-15 11:05:39 AM
let LaurenAguilerabuy me a bloomin onion
 
2014-04-15 11:05:56 AM
Surfing.
 
2014-04-15 11:07:10 AM
Win the Powerball and retire to the North Shore of Oahu.
 
2014-04-15 11:07:13 AM

imontheinternet: Professor Wormbog: ropping a deuce on the side of a mountain

Now, I'm picturing mountain climbers getting pelted by higher up climbers' dooks.

I bet if you get up high enough, it freezes before it hits the ground.


Vital mountain climbing poop story
 
2014-04-15 11:07:16 AM

mitchcumstein1: Huck Chaser: Not the same, unless you live in some bumblefark backwoods nowhere with no neighbors and no city lights for miles around.

You're right, I'm inside away from insects and animals.


I'm not saying everybody should like it, I'm just pointing out that "why would I do that when I can do this" may not be a valid comparison.  It's like saying "why would I visit New York when I can just watch Seinfeld reruns?"
 
2014-04-15 11:07:59 AM

Mr. Murder: vegaswench: I would like to invest in rain slickers for the next Fark party Murder goes to.

I'm going to drink copious amounts of Tang in preparation.


Why not, it worked for the astronauts.
 
2014-04-15 11:08:26 AM

Huck Chaser: I'm not saying everybody should like it, I'm just pointing out that "why would I do that when I can do this" may not be a valid comparison. It's like saying "why would I visit New York when I can just watch Seinfeld reruns?"


It's nothing like that whatsoever.
 
2014-04-15 11:08:40 AM

fruitloop: Surfing.


99 times out of 100 when you hear about somebody getting attacked by a shark, they were surfing.  It looks fun, but...no thanks.
 
2014-04-15 11:11:23 AM
Brew a batch of beer on a large commercial rig. That would be pretty awesome.
 
2014-04-15 11:11:43 AM

mitchcumstein1: Huck Chaser: I'm not saying everybody should like it, I'm just pointing out that "why would I do that when I can do this" may not be a valid comparison. It's like saying "why would I visit New York when I can just watch Seinfeld reruns?"

It's nothing like that whatsoever.


No, NYC is pretty much exactly like Seinfeld re-runs. All that nonsense about how the plots wouldn't work now because cell phones? There's no coverage in the city. The buildings block it out. My buddies once dropped an oil-filled bladder out the window of their Tribeca walkup.
 
2014-04-15 11:12:05 AM
Travel. I love exploring new things, foods, ideas, scenery.

That said, I ain't eating worms. No matter what they do in furrin' countries. When in Rome, it isn't REQUIRED to do like the Romans do.
 
2014-04-15 11:13:18 AM

mitchcumstein1: Huck Chaser: I'm not saying everybody should like it, I'm just pointing out that "why would I do that when I can do this" may not be a valid comparison. It's like saying "why would I visit New York when I can just watch Seinfeld reruns?"

It's nothing like that whatsoever.


It was obviously an exaggeration, but it's along the same lines.  A fire in the pit in your back yard is a pale comparison of a fraction of the experience of camping, just like looking at pictures or watching TV instead of visiting someplace.  I do want to emphasize that I'm not saying that everybody can or should enjoy it, I'm just saying it's apples to oranges really shiatty imitation apple juice.
 
2014-04-15 11:13:54 AM

Heathen: let LaurenAguilerabuy me a bloomin onion


Well. I'll be out your way at the end of May.

I can make dreams come true.
 
2014-04-15 11:15:09 AM
I'd like to take part in a flash mob.
 
2014-04-15 11:15:19 AM

ciderczar: Vital mountain climbing poop story


Hahaha.  Oh Lawd
 
2014-04-15 11:17:58 AM

Kyro: I'd like to take part in a flash mob.


That would be cool. I'd think it would be easy enough for you and ASF to do given your hobbies.
 
2014-04-15 11:18:13 AM

LaurenAguilera: Heathen: let LaurenAguilerabuy me a bloomin onion

Well. I'll be out your way at the end of May.

I can make dreams come true.


You'll be so wrapped up in BSB you won't even pay attention, sure you'll go through the motions but your heart won't be into it
 
2014-04-15 11:18:49 AM

Kyro: I'd like to take part in a flash mob.


The whimsical, everybody-starts-dancing-in-public kind, or the 40 teenagers all rob a store and everyone in it at once kind?
 
2014-04-15 11:19:10 AM
I'd really like to dress up in some sort of bear suit and walk around Manhattan.
 
2014-04-15 11:19:48 AM

imontheinternet: valanienna: Whenever I see that phrase for the rest of my life, I'll think it's a euphemism for "bang an Argentinean mistress."

Thanks Mark Sanford!

I wish he'd write a book about it.  The guy was willing to torpedo his governorship, his family, and his status as a rising star on the national stage all for this girl.  What the hell kind of Kama Sutra acrobatics was she pulling in the bedroom that led him to do all that?


She might have been sensational, for all I know. But I have a feeling the affair had less to do with her skills in the boudoir and more to do with his run-of-the-mill hubris. These guys never seem to think they'll get caught.
 
2014-04-15 11:23:23 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: I'd think it would be easy enough for you and ASF to do given your hobbies.


I once got tossed out of the World of Coke for wearing the armor(long story). I wasn't off the grounds five minutes before I ended up in the background of a rap battle video and a Harlem Shake video.

Huck Chaser: The whimsical, everybody-starts-dancing-in-public kind, or the 40 teenagers all rob a store and everyone in it at once kind?


Both at the same time.
 
2014-04-15 11:24:45 AM

Heathen: LaurenAguilera: Heathen: let LaurenAguilerabuy me a bloomin onion

Well. I'll be out your way at the end of May.

I can make dreams come true.

You'll be so wrapped up in BSB you won't even pay attention, sure you'll go through the motions but your heart won't be into it


DON'T YOU EVER SAY MY HEART WOULDN'T BE INTO A BLOOMIN' ONION
 
2014-04-15 11:26:05 AM
I want to cover myself in paint and run naked into walls.
 
2014-04-15 11:28:43 AM
Win the lottery

Sandra Bullock
 
2014-04-15 11:29:31 AM

LaurenAguilera: Heathen: LaurenAguilera: Heathen: let LaurenAguilerabuy me a bloomin onion

Well. I'll be out your way at the end of May.

I can make dreams come true.

You'll be so wrapped up in BSB you won't even pay attention, sure you'll go through the motions but your heart won't be into it

DON'T YOU EVER SAY MY HEART WOULDN'T BE INTO A BLOOMIN' ONION


LOLOL
 
2014-04-15 11:31:08 AM

Heathen: LaurenAguilera: Heathen: LaurenAguilera: Heathen: let LaurenAguilerabuy me a bloomin onion

Well. I'll be out your way at the end of May.

I can make dreams come true.

You'll be so wrapped up in BSB you won't even pay attention, sure you'll go through the motions but your heart won't be into it

DON'T YOU EVER SAY MY HEART WOULDN'T BE INTO A BLOOMIN' ONION

LOLOL


I should have said "I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY, THAT I WANT IT THAT WAY"
 
2014-04-15 11:31:12 AM
I want to the guy who gets to hold the lightbulb instead of being a ladder-turner.
 
2014-04-15 11:31:44 AM

valanienna: She might have been sensational, for all I know. But I have a feeling the affair had less to do with her skills in the boudoir and more to do with his run-of-the-mill hubris. These guys never seem to think they'll get caught.


You're probably right.  IIRC, Sanford was really into that The Family cult nonsense, where morons worshiped politicians like gods and served them like slaves.
 
2014-04-15 11:35:48 AM
Have Drew quote me in a thread.
 
2014-04-15 11:38:22 AM
Go back to 1993 to repeatedly and enthusiastically disappoint the hell out of that blonde who I stupidly thought was out of my league.

Play eighteen at St. Andrew's.

Spend my summers visiting Scotland, Iceland, Norway, Newfoundland, New Zealand, Greenland, Patagonia, and anywhere else that'll keep me away from the mosquitos and humidity.

Watch Al Green preach it.

Check out the stars from the Atacama Desert.
 
2014-04-15 11:43:51 AM
Sail from Annapolis to the Bahamas on and old school sail boat.
 
2014-04-15 11:44:37 AM
Go into space...and not just on a little flight but something like  trip to the moon

For more realistic things

Restore a Victorian House (preferably a mansion with a ballroom)
Get married
Have kids
 
2014-04-15 11:44:57 AM
Threesome with Japanese twins.
 
2014-04-15 11:56:07 AM

Weaver95: Sail from Annapolis to the Bahamas on and old school sail boat.


I would like to get a boat, but my wife is pretty insistent (with good reason) that I can only get one if we can afford a full time crew to take care of it.
 
2014-04-15 12:00:09 PM
1. Play a round at Augusta
2. Driving school, followed by a couple dozen laps at Spa (Belgium's F1 track) in an F1 car
3. Marisa Miller
 
2014-04-15 12:01:56 PM

Solty Dog: I want to cover myself in paint and run naked into walls.


That seems highly attainable
 
2014-04-15 12:11:01 PM
Have sex with Tom Davey and Colton Haynes at the same time.
 
2014-04-15 12:27:21 PM
Mine's also "go to Europe" and has been for years.

In other news, I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO EUROPE TOMORROW
 
2014-04-15 12:32:37 PM
get SCUBA certified and swim with sharks, without a cage.
maybe climb another mountain or hike to machu picchu


back in college a friend of mine and i wondered if people would rather swim with sharks or skydive. I thought swim with sharks would win, hands down, but nope, most everyone would rather skydive.
 
2014-04-15 01:12:03 PM
This is a trap, I am sure, because I'm fair certain that we can't call out Farkettes specifically in threads that they aren't active in...
 
2014-04-15 01:14:32 PM
On a more serious note: I'd love to head to Australia, New Zealand, and Tobago and Trinidad. Not necessarily in that order.
 
2014-04-15 01:33:49 PM
Do blow off of Megan Fox's naked belly while  Anna Paquin oils up for the threesome.
 
2014-04-15 01:40:26 PM
fcdn.mtbr.com
really? fark, i am disappoint.
 
2014-04-15 01:41:02 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Two chicks at the same time.


nevermind.
 
2014-04-15 01:56:39 PM
I want to do that trip where you go from way up in Alaska to the tip of South America on a really dorky looking motorcycle.
 
2014-04-15 02:17:17 PM
Have a lesbian tryst. But I don't want to enough to have a sex change operation.
 
2014-04-15 02:24:43 PM
Go on a shooting rampage in a crowded mall.

and by crowded mall I mean school for hot girls ages 18-22

and by shooting I mean farking

and by rampage, it only takes two minutes
 
2014-04-15 02:41:47 PM
I'd say climb Mt. Everest but I don't want to add to the trash heap that area is becoming. So scaling other tall peaks is something I wish I had time to get in shape and train for.
 
2014-04-15 02:53:01 PM

BunkoSquad: Mine's also "go to Europe" and has been for years.

In other news, I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO EUROPE TOMORROW


Well, you better work on some new ones then. =)
 
2014-04-15 02:53:28 PM
I'd love to leave the country.  I've been within sight of another country two or three times (and two were seeing Mexico from the plane ride to and from San Diego).
 
2014-04-15 02:59:51 PM
Not post in this thread.
 
2014-04-15 03:16:57 PM
TransSiberian Express, or travel the Silk Road.
 
2014-04-15 03:17:40 PM
TransSiberian Express, or travel the Silk Road, Beijing to Istanbul overland. Too bad it goes straight through 90% of the least stable countries on Earth.
 
2014-04-15 03:24:26 PM
Experience the joy of having a child.
I'm pretty happy with everything i've done in life. It's the only thing i envy about other people.

/wife and i are trying
//and i'm not getting any younger
 
2014-04-15 03:36:10 PM

some_beer_drinker: Rev. Skarekroe: Two chicks at the same time.

nevermind.


forums.watchuseek.com
 
2014-04-15 04:13:19 PM
CTRL+F

"Have Sex with"...

Well, I'll be damned.
 
2014-04-15 04:26:18 PM
ride a motorcycle
drive across the country
road trip up the west coast from SF-Vancouver
visit every national park
visit most countries in Europe
camp on a small island
 
2014-04-15 04:51:46 PM
Travel to Africa.  I have no relatives there or anything- its just something I've always wanted to do.
 
2014-04-15 04:56:48 PM
Dress up like a clown with MBK
 
2014-04-15 05:16:38 PM
Kate Upton and after that Kate Upton .
 
2014-04-15 05:18:14 PM
Anal sex.
 
2014-04-15 06:02:20 PM
I'm surprised at the number of skydiving responses.

1, it's not that hard to do. I don't know about the rest of the world, but for folks in the USA, 99% of you are no more than a 90 minute drive and $200 away from skydiving.

2, jumping out of a perfectly good airplane is crazy.
 
2014-04-15 06:42:19 PM
get the last post
 
2014-04-15 07:04:48 PM
Dolly  Parton in the 80s
Raquel Welsh Anytime
 
2014-04-15 07:59:37 PM
Travel a LOT of places. I'm always fascinated by places that very few people live (like Greenland or islands in the Pacific), or places that were abandoned (ghost towns in the middle of nowhere Africa), plus all of the regular places people travel to.
I'd also like to meet my partner-in-crime, love of my life and get married.
 
2014-04-15 08:17:36 PM
Did anybody say skydiving yet?
 
2014-04-15 08:31:49 PM
Win an argument with my wife. Or your wife. Or any woman, for that damn matter.
 
2014-04-15 08:35:14 PM
What I meant to say, was, "BIE?"
 
2014-04-15 08:39:52 PM
I'd like to win the lottery - not so I could be rich (but I wouldn't mind), but so I could pay myself a secure salary and go off and work on all the hobbies I've got that I don't have time for.

Wage slave.  At least I didn't need to use the suggestions in the gravestone thread I made.  Still alive.

\Dammit
 
2014-04-15 10:14:44 PM
I want to write a book that people read and enjoy.
I'm working on the first part and we'll see about the second part...

1
 
2014-04-15 10:38:31 PM
Skydive
See Australia
 
2014-04-15 11:00:52 PM
I would really like to go Out West and see our national parks.
I flew a 172 into the Grand Canyon back in the day when you could actually do such a thing. But never had the opportunity to see much else out there.
 
2014-04-15 11:33:56 PM
Piss on the alamo.
 
2014-04-16 03:30:01 AM

CapeFearCadaver: How do people NOT like camping?

An ex told me that he took one of his exes camping... when they got to the site she started unpacking.
She had a hair dryer, curler, and a manicure set.


Too much like work: Wear special equipment and carry everything you'll need, including your bed, on your back. Sweaty and uncomfortable or cold and uncomfortable, but, either way, stinky. Eat MREs/dehydrated food. Avoid groups of armed people. Be responsible for other people. Resupply is never on time and never in the right place - farking S4 weenies were always lazy land nav rejects. Water always tastes like chemicals. Finding space in everybody's ruck to pack fifty farking pounds of batteries. And extra ammo. And then some pogue gives a iieutenant a farking radio and a map, and inevitably gets lost and you have to find the idiot. A farking lieutenant, and they should know better: You could give lieutenants a 1:1 map, a squat-mirror, excellent lighting, the active help of a proctologist with a laser pointer, and allow the use of both hands, and the idiots still wouldn't be able to identify and locate their arses ...

Er, sorry. Got distracted.
Because it's too much like work.
 
2014-04-16 03:39:20 AM

fusillade762: Anal sex.


You're just begging for farkers to tell you to bend over.
 
2014-04-16 04:26:07 AM
This

^^^NSFW^^^

/either as the one on the turret or the one on the ground, it matters not.
 
2014-04-16 07:10:38 AM
Get a divorce
 
2014-04-16 09:46:26 AM
Sail around Cape Horn in a square-rigged ship
 
2014-04-16 12:13:18 PM
Subby's mom.
 
2014-04-16 12:30:25 PM
Get out of debt. Back breaking, soul crushing debt. My farking business went under almost 10 years ago, and I'm STILL paying for it.

All else is dependent on that happening first.

Maybe by the 22nd century, at this rate.
 
2014-04-16 12:31:56 PM
But I still have some sense of humor: Farking business. I WISH!
 
2014-04-16 01:12:14 PM

CapeFearCadaver: How do people NOT like camping?

An ex told me that he took one of his exes camping... when they got to the site she started unpacking.
She had a hair dryer, curler, and a manicure set.


Finding out that my fiancee would never go camping was almost a deal breaker. Almost.


Really I don't get it. She absolutely refuses to go camping. She's never even been camping.
 
2014-04-16 01:14:48 PM

WorkingInParadise: Get out of debt. Back breaking, soul crushing debt. My farking business went under almost 10 years ago, and I'm STILL paying for it.

All else is dependent on that happening first.

Maybe by the 22nd century, at this rate.


Bankruptcy was probably a wise choice.
 
2014-04-16 02:59:19 PM

tripleseven: CapeFearCadaver: How do people NOT like camping?

An ex told me that he took one of his exes camping... when they got to the site she started unpacking.
She had a hair dryer, curler, and a manicure set.

Finding out that my fiancee would never go camping was almost a deal breaker. Almost.


Really I don't get it. She absolutely refuses to go camping. She's never even been camping.


That sucks. Had that exact problem with an Ex. Here's what worked for me: Ease her into it man. Take her biking or hiking for a day when the weather is nice. Or go horseback riding on wilderness trails. Another time stay at a rustic-ish place where there's an outdoor fire at night and stars.
Don't do it all at once just give her snapshots of how NICE it is to be outdoors in nature. That gives her a better idea of outdoors lifestyle than the "Bugs, heat, no bathroom" idea most people have about camping.
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2014-04-16 03:02:42 PM
Oh, and for what I've never done but would like to do:

I want to see a wild herd of bison on the move.

I want to spend a couple of weeks on a tropical island with nothing to do but the Ladypult. That would be nice too.
 
2014-04-16 03:20:13 PM

Charlie Chingas: Subby's mom.


Dammit!
 
2014-04-16 07:07:50 PM

bikerbob59: Charlie Chingas: Subby's mom.

Dammit!


Welp. This tread is over.
 
2014-04-17 03:58:03 AM
Scarlett Johansson
 
2014-04-17 03:59:34 AM

listernine: Win an argument with my wife. Or your wife. Or any woman, for that damn matter.


I'm pretty sure you were supposed to pick something in the realm of possibilities, like achieve world peace.
 
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