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MBK [TotalFark]
2014-04-15 10:14:54 AM
Skydive
 
2014-04-15 10:15:12 AM
Done in one.
 
2014-04-15 10:15:22 AM
Thing: Skydiving
Reason: Lack of Balls/Faith
 
2014-04-15 10:15:29 AM
Travel to Europe.
 
2014-04-15 10:15:46 AM
SCUBA
Catch some marlin
Elk hunt
bonefish
 
2014-04-15 10:16:11 AM
Fly
Melt things with my mind.
Super Strength
Super Speed, like The Flash.


/You didn't say be realistic
//neener neener
 
2014-04-15 10:16:42 AM
Be the meat in a Kate Upton/Sophia Vergara sammich
 
2014-04-15 10:16:48 AM
skydiving. Group rates available, eip.
 
2014-04-15 10:17:41 AM
I'm pretty content.
 
2014-04-15 10:17:51 AM
Two chicks at the same time.
 
2014-04-15 10:17:59 AM
Go back in time and shamelessly flirt with Audrey Hepburn.
 
2014-04-15 10:18:26 AM
Visit all 7 continents
see all of Vermeer's paintings in person
 
2014-04-15 10:18:33 AM
No skydiving.
Lot's of traveling.
 
2014-04-15 10:18:57 AM
Marry a good man.
Have a kid or two.
biatch slap Nana with my huge cock.
 
2014-04-15 10:19:30 AM
hot air balloon ride
get my scuba cert
rock climbing
 
2014-04-15 10:19:33 AM
Have/raise kids
Travel the world (in progress)
Canoe camp
 
2014-04-15 10:20:06 AM
Train trip across India.

Seeing as the wife hates hot and humid climates, this may never happen.
 
2014-04-15 10:20:11 AM
I am philosophically against skydiving.

The appeal of it is the adrenaline rush, which is produced by making the body think it's about to die.
 
2014-04-15 10:20:19 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Two chicks at the same time.


Totes worth it.
 
2014-04-15 10:20:36 AM
Skydive.
The places I want to visit are innumerable.
Gallop a horse through the fields in Ireland.
 
2014-04-15 10:20:41 AM
Skydiving isn't unattainable, guys. Just go. It really is that simple.

I want to hunt something with a spear. Preferably something that can't really fight back. A fish or wombat or something.
 
2014-04-15 10:21:10 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Two chicks at the same time.


Stole my thought.....

Fly an airplane is my real answer.
 
2014-04-15 10:21:11 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Two chicks at the same time.


We're talking sex, right?
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2014-04-15 10:21:11 AM

atlfarkette: hot air balloon ride
get my scuba cert
rock climbing


We were talking about those last night.  They are expensive and stupid because how romantic can it be if it is you, your SO, and some fat guy who is piloting the balloon?  And there isn't much room in those baskets.

Just weird.
 
2014-04-15 10:21:33 AM
I highly recommend petting penguins, kangaroos, giraffe, and rhinos.
 
2014-04-15 10:21:38 AM
1. Scuba Dive
2. Travel the world.  Japan, Austrailia, South Africa, Brazil, Portugal, etc...
3. Two chickens at the same time.
4. Slam dunk a regulation basketball goal.
5. Urinate on my enemies flowers
 
2014-04-15 10:21:48 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Skydiving isn't unattainable, guys. Just go. It really is that simple.


I was supposed to go next month. NOT ANYMORE.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2014-04-15 10:22:02 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Skydiving isn't unattainable, guys. Just go. It really is that simple.

I want to hunt something with a spear. Preferably something that can't really fight back. A fish or wombat or something.


I'm not saying it isn't unattainable, just...never done it.

Plus I have issues with heights.
 
2014-04-15 10:22:22 AM
Visit another continent
Have kids
Snorkel
Go on an overnight trail ride
Eat an oyster
Own my own horse and dog
Publish a book or start my own business or just do something independent and bold and for myself
 
2014-04-15 10:22:23 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: I want to hunt something with a spear. Preferably something that can't really fight back. A fish or wombat or something.


I'll take you frog gigging.
 
2014-04-15 10:22:25 AM

Ceteris Paribus says: The appeal of it is the adrenaline rush, which is produced by making the body think it's about to die.


Like driving 120mph on a country road on a r1200gs.
 
2014-04-15 10:22:30 AM
Visit Norway
Visit Sweden
Visit any other country that I haven't mentioned that is very cold yet first world.
Become a ninja
 
2014-04-15 10:22:45 AM
Go diving with Great White sharks in South Africa...without a cage.
 
2014-04-15 10:22:48 AM
Hike in the nude
Demolition Derby
Hall of Presidents at Disney.
 
2014-04-15 10:23:07 AM
Skydive, but I'm planning on knocking that out once it gets warm. The other big things I've got on my bucket list are the Great Barrier Reef/Sydney, The Great Wall of China, Tokyo, Berlin, Rio, and Ireland.
 
2014-04-15 10:23:21 AM
Own a minor league baseball team.
 
2014-04-15 10:23:21 AM

Ceteris Paribus says: I am philosophically against skydiving.

The appeal of it is the adrenaline rush, which is produced by making the body think it's about to die.


There's lots of ways to get an adrenaline rush.  I've never skydived myself, nor do I plan to, but I imagine the main appeal lies in a) the sensation of flight, b) the view, and c) the pride in knowing you did something that scared the sh*t out of you.
 
2014-04-15 10:23:52 AM
Ride an orca naked across the pacific ocean.
 
2014-04-15 10:23:57 AM

Solty Dog: Hike in the nude



It's better if you do. Then you can see the ticks on you before they borrow in.
 
2014-04-15 10:24:07 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Ceteris Paribus says: The appeal of it is the adrenaline rush, which is produced by making the body think it's about to die.

Like driving 120mph on a country road on a r1200gs.


yup

Things like driving, skiing etc are the most fun when you are right on the edge of your ability to control it.  Of course wiping out in skiing is not nearly as leathal as wiping out on a bike.
 
2014-04-15 10:24:28 AM

maudibjr: Visit Norway
Visit Sweden
Visit any other country that I haven't mentioned that is very cold yet first world.
Become a ninja


I'm just going to say this.
 
2014-04-15 10:24:32 AM
BURROW!!! motherf*cker.
 
2014-04-15 10:24:50 AM
I don't get the love for traveling. It's mostly boring and uncomfortable and when you get where-ever you're going you're mostly going to have to deal with the same kind of assholes that you have at home but without the advantage of getting to actually go home at the end of the day.
 
2014-04-15 10:25:16 AM

Ceteris Paribus says: I am philosophically against skydiving.

The appeal of it is the adrenaline rush, which is produced by making the body think it's about to die.


I've done it and the appeal for me was being able to experience what it feels like to free fall. Plus after the guy pulled the chute I got to yank on the handles to spin us around right and then left. It's fun kind of like riding a roller coaster.
 
2014-04-15 10:25:21 AM
Maybe go fishing or camping..
 
2014-04-15 10:25:25 AM

Lucky LaRue: Anne.Uumellmahaye: I want to hunt something with a spear. Preferably something that can't really fight back. A fish or wombat or something.

I'll take you frog gigging.


Yes! Then can we go catfish noodling?
 
2014-04-15 10:25:32 AM

Voiceofreason01: I don't get the love for traveling. It's mostly boring and uncomfortable and when you get where-ever you're going you're mostly going to have to deal with the same kind of assholes that you have at home but without the advantage of getting to actually go home at the end of the day.


I just want to see exotic men.

and by see... well... you know what I mean.
 
2014-04-15 10:25:47 AM
Get married to the TFette with the highest bid.
 
2014-04-15 10:25:53 AM

Ceteris Paribus says: Of course wiping out in skiing is not nearly as leathal as wiping out on a bike


Tuck and roll, baby, tuck and roll. ATGATT helps too.
 
2014-04-15 10:26:25 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Solty Dog: Hike in the nude


It's better if you do. Then you can see the ticks on you before they borrow in.


"Dammit Gary I said TICK check!!"
 
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