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2014-04-15 11:57:25 AM
It's a well-designed ad, I'll grant.

I'm still not turning up any poll naming both Boehner and Winteregg that shows the latter trailing by less than 30 points.
 
2014-04-15 01:34:55 PM
Look farklibs, you and the Tea Party have something in common. Penis jokes!
 
2014-04-15 01:37:20 PM
I'm amazed an ad like this has taken so long to arrive.
 
2014-04-15 01:38:16 PM

Cletus C.: Look farklibs, you and the Tea Party have something in common. Penis jokes!


Well the a Republicans must like a good dick joke too, after all they keep voting for this guy.
 
2014-04-15 01:39:49 PM

timswar: Cletus C.: Look farklibs, you and the Tea Party have something in common. Penis jokes!

Well the a Republicans must like a good dick joke too, after all they keep voting for this guy.


Don't cast aspersions on my asparagus.
 
2014-04-15 01:40:20 PM
That is quite the high speed crawl going under the ad.  Toward the end of it was some sort of denial about involvement in a real estate scandal but it was all going by too fast to read comfortably.
 
2014-04-15 01:42:15 PM
Ordinarily I'd say something about the Republican party primarying themselves out of existence, but Ohio is so repulsively gerrymandered in the GOP's favor, and Boner's district is so packed with talking-point-parroting Tea Party simpletons, that Winteregg would probably win without too much drama.
 
2014-04-15 01:44:46 PM
At least the ad is in a style that most Tea Party supporters are already intimately familiar with.
 
2014-04-15 01:45:07 PM
well, that wraps it up! this ad made fun of Boehner, didn't think it necessary to provide a single reason based in reality to support his opposition.

that ought to convince everyone.

/just like those convincing FARK on liners.
//i'm no saint!
///I'm also not a politician
 
2014-04-15 01:46:30 PM
img.fark.net

A challenger arises!
 
2014-04-15 01:51:29 PM

Cletus C.: Look farklibs, you and the Tea Party have something in common. Penis jokes!


Can you tell me some of the classic farklib dick jokes, For my collection...
 
2014-04-15 01:52:40 PM

Isitoveryet: well, that wraps it up! this ad made fun of Boehner, didn't think it necessary to provide a single reason based in reality to support his opposition.

that ought to convince everyone.

/just like those convincing FARK on liners.
//i'm no saint!
///I'm also not a politician


It's was a primary campaign ad. Winteregg (which sounds like a sex toy anyway) doesn't have any policy positions saner than Boehner to run on. What would you run on if your mandate was to be more obstructionist even than current incumbent Republicans?
 
2014-04-15 01:53:17 PM
*It was

/FTFM
 
2014-04-15 01:54:31 PM
What makes this idiotic ad all the more stupid is that it is an attack from the right. Further right than John Boehner. It's not about how he's an ineffective rep because he can't work with his colleagues on either side, doesn't back up the deals he makes, has terrible priorities, no....it's about how he's too cozy with the president. Insane.
 
2014-04-15 01:55:22 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: What would you run on if your mandate was to be more obstructionist even than current incumbent Republicans?


Total world annihilation.
 
2014-04-15 01:57:50 PM

Dave and the Mission: Cletus C.: Look farklibs, you and the Tea Party have something in common. Penis jokes!

Can you tell me some of the classic farklib dick jokes, For my collection...


Sadly, I can't find a single example of a farklib making a ha-ha by pronouncing his name "boner."
 
2014-04-15 02:02:16 PM
Electile dysfunction

global3.memecdn.com
 
2014-04-15 02:02:33 PM

Cletus C.: Dave and the Mission: Cletus C.: Look farklibs, you and the Tea Party have something in common. Penis jokes!

Can you tell me some of the classic farklib dick jokes, For my collection...

Sadly, I can't find a single example of a farklib making a ha-ha by pronouncing his name "boner."


Orange you glad things like that don't happen with Obama's name? Lyin' African, Obongo- at least "boner" is more on the lighthearted grade school level of humor and less on the "racism is hilarious" spectrum.

/none of it's all that clever
 
2014-04-15 02:07:59 PM
This is a brilliant ad for a non-political marketing standpoint.  It is guaranteed to get linked on every board that accepts some form of political dialog.  Everyone with an internet connection will see the ad.  It gets his name out to the world and will cost less than TV advertising.  It is pretty impressive in that scents.
 
2014-04-15 02:18:47 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: Cletus C.: Dave and the Mission: Cletus C.: Look farklibs, you and the Tea Party have something in common. Penis jokes!

Can you tell me some of the classic farklib dick jokes, For my collection...

Sadly, I can't find a single example of a farklib making a ha-ha by pronouncing his name "boner."

Orange you glad things like that don't happen with Obama's name? Lyin' African, Obongo- at least "boner" is more on the lighthearted grade school level of humor and less on the "racism is hilarious" spectrum.

/none of it's all that clever


Maybe it's racist because it makes it sound like being a genital-American is a bad thing...
 
2014-04-15 02:31:11 PM

Cletus C.: Dave and the Mission: Cletus C.: Look farklibs, you and the Tea Party have something in common. Penis jokes!

Can you tell me some of the classic farklib dick jokes, For my collection...

Sadly, I can't find a single example of a farklib making a ha-ha by pronouncing his name "boner."


I am guilty. Very, very guilty

So guilty, in fact, that I have had more than one phone discussion with his staff (giggle) about how to pronounce it.

They do not like it when you call up to complain about Boner's policies
 
2014-04-15 02:34:06 PM
They do not like it when you mention his tan, either
 
2014-04-15 02:34:15 PM

abb3w: It's a well-designed ad, I'll grant.


The concept is good, but execution was amateurish. It lacks the soft fades and pans of a real pharma ad, and the music is too twangy.

Plus, the candidate in question is clearly nuts.
 
2014-04-15 02:36:07 PM

Dave and the Mission: UrukHaiGuyz: Cletus C.: Dave and the Mission: Cletus C.: Look farklibs, you and the Tea Party have something in common. Penis jokes!

Can you tell me some of the classic farklib dick jokes, For my collection...

Sadly, I can't find a single example of a farklib making a ha-ha by pronouncing his name "boner."

Orange you glad things like that don't happen with Obama's name? Lyin' African, Obongo- at least "boner" is more on the lighthearted grade school level of humor and less on the "racism is hilarious" spectrum.

/none of it's all that clever

Maybe it's racist because it makes it sound like being a genital-American is a bad thing...


And since he's on the right of political thought, shouldn't he be a CONgenital-American? And further, since he's clearly not playing with a full deck (not even unstable, 8 months pregnant women suffering unimaginable family tragedies cry as often as he does), doesn't that make him a congenitally-defective-American?
 
2014-04-15 02:45:40 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: It's was a primary campaign ad. Winteregg (which sounds like a sex toy anyway)


Game of Thrones.  A servant boy to the Crows on the Wall.  A really minor character who brings ale in twice and then gets slaughtered by a white walker.
 
2014-04-15 02:46:26 PM
Dude's still gonna lose by 25 points.
 
2014-04-15 02:53:46 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: Cletus C.: Dave and the Mission: Cletus C.: Look farklibs, you and the Tea Party have something in common. Penis jokes!

Can you tell me some of the classic farklib dick jokes, For my collection...

Sadly, I can't find a single example of a farklib making a ha-ha by pronouncing his name "boner."

Orange you glad things like that don't happen with Obama's name? Lyin' African, Obongo- at least "boner" is more on the lighthearted grade school level of humor and less on the "racism is hilarious" spectrum.

/none of it's all that clever


I'm with you on that.
 
2014-04-15 02:54:22 PM
Instant classic.  I wonder if Boehner's democratic opponent can adopt it.
 
2014-04-15 03:34:38 PM
 
2014-04-15 04:00:57 PM
Hah.  Jokes on you, libs.  We figured you out.  This is what we buckeyes call an "indian runner".  He's only running so he can give the House back to the Democrat party.  He's pulling the GOP's leg.  Horning in on the primary is just a lib plot to continue dorking around with GOP primaries like they always do.  It doesn't help that with his caving in to Obama's every demand, Boehner is sticking his naked neck out like a Polish sultan.  Real conservatives will stick by the founder's principles, ever since they were written near Plymouth Rock, Rhode Island.  Reds like you will never understand why we always see through your stratagems.  Maybe it's not surprising that you think Rachel Maddow is funny but Mallard Fillmore isn't.  Your dreams of a new Muscovy on the Chesapeake will have to wait for another midterm.  Patriots in Ohio will throw this fly out of Boehner's Bourbon.
 
2014-04-15 04:03:50 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Game of Thrones. A servant boy to the Crows on the Wall. A really minor character who brings ale in twice and then gets slaughtered by a white walker Bowen Marsh and some other black brothers.


FTFY.

(He's named after his patrilineal great-great-grandfather; there's two possible diminutive forms.)
 
2014-04-15 04:14:51 PM
Plymouth Rock is not in RI but it is near RI as the Crow flies. Plymouth Massachusetts. HA back at ya! Hah? Our founder was Roger Williams. Interesting man.
 
2014-04-15 04:21:08 PM

Skleenar: Hah.  Jokes on you, libs.  We figured you out.  This is what we buckeyes call an "indian runner".  He's only running so he can give the House back to the Democrat party.  He's pulling the GOP's leg.  Horning in on the primary is just a lib plot to continue dorking around with GOP primaries like they always do.  It doesn't help that with his caving in to Obama's every demand, Boehner is sticking his naked neck out like a Polish sultan.  Real conservatives will stick by the founder's principles, ever since they were written near Plymouth Rock, Rhode Island.  Reds like you will never understand why we always see through your stratagems.  Maybe it's not surprising that you think Rachel Maddow is funny but Mallard Fillmore isn't.  Your dreams of a new Muscovy on the Chesapeake will have to wait for another midterm.  Patriots in Ohio will throw this fly out of Boehner's Bourbon.


Poultry. Sure I missed a few, though.
 
2014-04-15 04:58:31 PM

Hickory-smoked: Plus, the candidate in question is clearly nuts.


Selling nuts is one of the things ads are for.

www.adweek.com

 
2014-04-15 06:01:00 PM
Seems like as good a place as any for this gem I just found on lamebook.

www.lamebook.com
 
2014-04-15 06:49:21 PM

Skleenar: Hah.  Jokes on you, libs.  We figured you out.  This is what we buckeyes call an "indian runner".  He's only running so he can give the House back to the Democrat party.  He's pulling the GOP's leg.  Horning in on the primary is just a lib plot to continue dorking around with GOP primaries like they always do.  It doesn't help that with his caving in to Obama's every demand, Boehner is sticking his naked neck out like a Polish sultan.  Real conservatives will stick by the founder's principles, ever since they were written near Plymouth Rock, Rhode Island.  Reds like you will never understand why we always see through your stratagems.  Maybe it's not surprising that you think Rachel Maddow is funny but Mallard Fillmore isn't.  Your dreams of a new Muscovy on the Chesapeake will have to wait for another midterm.  Patriots in Ohio will throw this fly out of Boehner's Bourbon.


You missed:
Naked neck for turkey
Plymouth Rock, another chicken
Muscovy, a duck
Bourbon, for Bourbon chicken recipe.
 
2014-04-15 06:54:11 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: Isitoveryet: well, that wraps it up! this ad made fun of Boehner, didn't think it necessary to provide a single reason based in reality to support his opposition.

that ought to convince everyone.

/just like those convincing FARK on liners.
//i'm no saint!
///I'm also not a politician

It's was a primary campaign ad. Winteregg (which sounds like a sex toy anyway) doesn't have any policy positions saner than Boehner to run on. What would you run on if your mandate was to be more obstructionist even than current incumbent Republicans?


i.walmartimages.com

Or a trendy lip balm. ... That could maybe look like a sex toy to someone more creative than myself.
 
2014-04-15 07:15:24 PM

scotty425: Skleenar: Hah.  Jokes on you, libs.  We figured you out.  This is what we buckeyes call an "indian runner".  He's only running so he can give the House back to the Democrat party.  He's pulling the GOP's leg.  Horning in on the primary is just a lib plot to continue dorking around with GOP primaries like they always do.  It doesn't help that with his caving in to Obama's every demand, Boehner is sticking his naked neck out like a Polish sultan.  Real conservatives will stick by the founder's principles, ever since they were written near Plymouth Rock, Rhode Island.  Reds like you will never understand why we always see through your stratagems.  Maybe it's not surprising that you think Rachel Maddow is funny but Mallard Fillmore isn't.  Your dreams of a new Muscovy on the Chesapeake will have to wait for another midterm.  Patriots in Ohio will throw this fly out of Boehner's Bourbon.

You missed:
Naked neck for turkey

(on the chopping block)
Plymouth Rock, another chicken
Muscovy, a duck
Bourbon, for Bourbon chicken recipe
a turkey

FTFM!
 
2014-04-15 07:39:09 PM
We get it, he is orange.
 
2014-04-15 08:29:22 PM

hugram: We get it, he is orange.


img.fark.net

I'd love to see Boner get primaried out and then break down and cry.
 
2014-04-15 08:55:26 PM
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2014-04-16 02:52:35 AM
Meh, low hanging fruit.

My favorite part was when he went in the same breath from saying he wants to get rid of the ACA and Planned Parenthood to talking about finding "common sense solutions".

The GOP civil war continues apace is the larger takeway here. Greedy versus Stupid. Who will win?
 
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