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(Sky.com)   A good thing to know is when shooting a bear that's up in a tree with a tranquilizer gun, make sure there's enough drugs in it so when the bear falls on his head he won't wake up   (news.sky.com) divider line 33
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2014-04-15 10:49:08 AM  
Why would a bear be up in a tree with a tranquillizer
 
2014-04-15 12:26:26 PM  
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2014-04-15 12:30:50 PM  
Florida tag needed, as it was a very Florida situation. Bear falls right thru the sheet. Doh!
 
2014-04-15 01:01:21 PM  
Also, do not stand under the bear.
 
2014-04-15 01:04:20 PM  
I don't believe the bear was unhurt, he was just unable to vocalize it.
 
2014-04-15 01:05:26 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Obligatory

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2014-04-15 01:05:26 PM  
That was an unfortunate boo-boo.
 
2014-04-15 01:05:41 PM  
Being Florida they probably won't replace the woman's dress the bear ripped through either.
 
2014-04-15 01:06:01 PM  
Dropbears have migrated to Florida!
 
2014-04-15 01:07:47 PM  

MichiganFTL: Being Florida they probably won't replace the woman's dress the bear ripped through either.


Florida.

That was her underpants.
 
2014-04-15 01:08:04 PM  
He barely escaped with his life?  If that happened to me I'd be fur-ious.
 
2014-04-15 01:08:13 PM  
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2014-04-15 01:09:09 PM  

colinspooky: Why would a bear be up in a tree with a tranquillizer


Done in one.  God damn't I'm just too slow!
 
2014-04-15 01:09:11 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Obligatory

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2014-04-15 01:10:36 PM  
They really shook that bear.

tee hee
 
2014-04-15 01:10:43 PM  

Carn: He barely escaped with his life?  If that happened to me I'd be fur-ious.


Dare I say it... Un-bear-able?
 
2014-04-15 01:11:12 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Obligatory

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I remember that, i think I submitted something.

Was that that O or one of the shops?
 
2014-04-15 01:12:19 PM  

unchellmatt: Carn: He barely escaped with his life?  If that happened to me I'd be fur-ious.

Dare I say it... Un-bear-able?


I pawsed to laff at you two.
 
2014-04-15 01:12:22 PM  
 
2014-04-15 01:12:51 PM  

unchellmatt: Carn: He barely escaped with his life?  If that happened to me I'd be fur-ious.

Dare I say it... Un-bear-able?


Ursanity!
 
2014-04-15 01:14:24 PM  

unchellmatt: Carn: He barely escaped with his life?  If that happened to me I'd be fur-ious.

Dare I say it... Un-bear-able?


This cannot be restated enough.
 
2014-04-15 01:15:51 PM  
Beary scary
 
2014-04-15 01:16:37 PM  
Well, since we're making up headlines that have little to do with what happened in the article:


"Bear chases cigar-smoking man down busy interstate after man refuses to put it out."
 
2014-04-15 01:17:10 PM  
I'm glad to see that Amusa-a-Bear is still in business. It's a shame that Confuse-a-Cat was bought out by Google.
 
2014-04-15 01:17:34 PM  
Next time, just use the suppository tranquilizer.
 
2014-04-15 01:18:02 PM  

talkertopc: Dropbears have migrated to Florida!


Everything obnoxious eventually moves to Florida. Of such is the patience of the Saints.
 
2014-04-15 01:18:43 PM  

Psychopusher: That was an unfortunate boo-boo.


I don't think the ranger is going to like it, either.
 
2014-04-15 01:19:51 PM  
Bear trifecta in play...
 
2014-04-15 01:35:42 PM  
idiots going for the bear who was driven to a garage to look for food in CO due to loss of habitat?

... RTFA...

What, florida tag broken?
 
2014-04-15 02:00:09 PM  

mike_d85: I don't think the ranger is going to like it, either.



stuffpoint.com

Yeah?...well...Fark the ranger, Boo-Boo, nee-iii-eee.
 
2014-04-15 03:34:58 PM  

mike_d85: Psychopusher: That was an unfortunate boo-boo.

I don't think the ranger is going to like it, either.


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"YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!"
 
2014-04-15 06:50:01 PM  
Submitter completely missed the meaning of the story. From TFA: "Luckily for the animal it was unhurt - and luckily for the rescuers the bear stayed asleep."

So, the tranq had plenty of drugs. The rescuers just didn't use a strong enough tarp.
 
2014-04-15 10:09:14 PM  

destrip: Submitter completely missed the meaning of the story. From TFA: "Luckily for the animal it was unhurt - and luckily for the rescuers the bear stayed asleep."

So, the tranq had plenty of drugs. The rescuers just didn't use a strong enough tarp.


Would you like a lesson in how to write a Fark headline?
 
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