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(Dallas News)   Leftist viral totem-figure Wendy Davis was opposed to a new tollway until the trimester where her law firm was hired by the tollway   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, law firms, state senators, U.S. Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood, Texas Department of Transportation, public laws, Texas Constitution, NTTA, legal services  
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1183 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Apr 2014 at 10:57 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-15 11:49:45 AM  
2 votes:

Nemo's Brother: Wendy Davis is a lying whore.  Only the most derpie of Total Fark lefties don't realize that.

She's their leftist-viral-totem-figure.  Those things are always trouble.  Remember what that totem did to the Brady Bunch in Hawaii?
2014-04-15 11:29:09 AM  
2 votes:

Jackson Herring: eat a dick, submitter

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2014-04-15 09:58:56 AM  
2 votes:

sigdiamond2000: This pulchritudinous, effulgent, tenacious liberal firebrand has you cons quaking in your boots.

You lost me at This.
2014-04-15 09:55:02 AM  
2 votes:
The GOP is certainly not scared of Wendy Davis, nosiree. They're definitely not stooling their pants like Ted Nugent in front of the draft board at the idea of her winning the election and becoming Texas' next governor, or even putting up enough of a fight that they'll actually have to put forth an effort to keep Texas instead of simply winning the default victory they were originally expecting.

Their decision to make hay of her acting like a politician has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with any fear of this strong liberal woman, because they're totally not afraid of her.
2014-04-15 09:16:42 AM  
2 votes:
eat a dick, submitter
2014-04-15 12:43:07 PM  
1 vote:

rosebud_the_sled: It doesn't matter which side of the aisle they come from, all people from Texas are liars and scumbags.

Right backatcha, buddy.
2014-04-15 12:19:25 PM  
1 vote:
There's a reason they say brevity is the soul of wit, subby...
2014-04-15 12:04:08 PM  
1 vote:

ladodger34: Nemo's Brother: Wendy Davis is a lying whore.  Only the most derpie of Total Fark lefties don't realize that.

Please elaborate your statement for us.  Help us realize her lying whoredom..

Do whores really have to lie?  I mean, yeah.  They get paid to be whatever they're supposed to be, but that's more acting than lying.  So, really, are we saying that Judi Dench is a lying whore?  Because, that makes me hot.
2014-04-15 11:52:53 AM  
1 vote:
Why are conservatives scared of a strong liberal woman?
2014-04-15 11:22:18 AM  
1 vote:

That's adorable, kid. Call me when you can use America's military might to privatize entire nation-states.

2014-04-15 11:06:12 AM  
1 vote:
"As state senator, Davis voted on bills that aided clients"


Next thing you will tell me is that Senators voted on bills that aided campaign donors!

>clutches peals<
2014-04-15 10:37:26 AM  
1 vote:

RedPhoenix122: Let me know when she uses war as a reason to boost her bottom line.  Until then, small potatoes.

She's running for governor, so unless she's planning on invading Oklahoma the war issue isn't strictly relevant.
2014-04-15 09:28:05 AM  
1 vote:
Sure as the sunrise, here comes the reflexive spittle-flecked fact-free defense of legalized corruption.
2014-04-15 09:08:35 AM  
1 vote:
You're trying too hard subby. You'll get over it
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