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2014-04-15 10:11:17 AM  
Women (well, people) are willing to lie their way through a sexual activity to facilitate an emotional bond that might be exploited later?

Whoda thunk....
 
2014-04-15 10:52:17 AM  
109 out of 155 college students active sexters? I don't know whether to thing that number is low, like my chances or simply say "Niiiiiiiice."
 
2014-04-15 10:54:33 AM  
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2014-04-15 10:56:11 AM  
images.lazygamer.netrequiemradiomx.files.wordpress.com
www.jokeoverflow.com
 
2014-04-15 10:56:11 AM  
Whatever, as long as the BIE is still real, right?
 
Skr
2014-04-15 10:56:18 AM  
'Course she could very well go back hours later and read the texting when she is feeling more in the mood for self petting. Might beat reading the latest fire starter from Danielle Steel.
 
2014-04-15 10:56:38 AM  
Him: "Hey baby, if you guess what I'm holding in my hand, you can have it!"

Her: "If you can hold it in one hand, I don't want it."
 
2014-04-15 10:56:47 AM  
Everyone lies about themselves.
 
2014-04-15 10:57:17 AM  
broscience.org
 
2014-04-15 10:58:26 AM  
Obvious tag on Spring Break I suppose.
 
2014-04-15 11:01:01 AM  
But the cake is real right?..Right?
 
2014-04-15 11:01:26 AM  
Thats why the good Lord made the video phone app.
 
2014-04-15 11:03:18 AM  
So that 23 year old nymphomaniac secretary on the 900 line might not be as eager to talk to me as I am to her?
 
2014-04-15 11:03:53 AM  
Next you'll tell me the chick on the phone-sex line really isn't masturbating to me.

Besides, the only sexting worth a damn is in pictures.
 
2014-04-15 11:05:09 AM  
If your girl is sexting back 1 word responses, she ain't into it.

"oh baby" == "I'm bored."

/I imagine women view their men sexting them lie men view women telling rambling stories.
//Not worth fighting over something that never changes.
 
2014-04-15 11:05:14 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Thats why the good Lord made the video phone app.


God is an anonymous software engineer at Apple? I kinda feel bad for him now.
 
2014-04-15 11:05:24 AM  
But what about the champagne room?
 
2014-04-15 11:05:38 AM  

Cheron: So that 23 year old nymphomaniac secretary on the 900 line might not be as eager to talk to me as I am to her?


4.bp.blogspot.com

I'm sure something could be arraigned.
 
2014-04-15 11:07:20 AM  
People lie on the internet?  Say it ain't so!

/Idiots
 
2014-04-15 11:09:13 AM  
So pics or GTFO.
 
2014-04-15 11:09:47 AM  
It's as real as it needs to be.
 
2014-04-15 11:12:01 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Cheron: So that 23 year old nymphomaniac secretary on the 900 line might not be as eager to talk to me as I am to her?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x318]

I'm sure something could be arraigned.


Better than I imagined
 
2014-04-15 11:14:01 AM  
It's real to me.
 
2014-04-15 11:15:24 AM  

TNel: So pics or GTFO.


Beware the MySpace angle.
 
2014-04-15 11:16:49 AM  

coldcuts: Whatever, as long as the BIE is still real, right?


I stopped google image searching all new Bie's. I wanna believe my Sext GF's are all 18 yr old pr0n level hotties!
 
2014-04-15 11:17:06 AM  

MooseBayou: TNel: So pics or GTFO.

Beware the MySpace angle.


And finger butt, vagina eye, etc.....  Gotta love that chat roulette video of the guy with the cam up at his eye then opens it when people get all excited.
 
2014-04-15 11:19:39 AM  
Not from me it isn't. I'm constantly fapping. Even right now!
 
2014-04-15 11:21:47 AM  
Who cares


Lie to me
 
2014-04-15 11:22:32 AM  
You dont say!
 
2014-04-15 11:25:37 AM  
"...Researchers also unmasked a gender difference in deception, finding that 45 percent of women bent the truth in their sexts, compared to 24 percent of men..."

And the women lied almost twice as much as men.

Go figure.
 
2014-04-15 11:26:05 AM  

Mad_Radhu: [broscience.org image 501x603]


look at you
soaring through the air like an eagle
 piloting an airship

/horrible person
//wasn't even testing for that
 
2014-04-15 11:28:08 AM  
I always check the exif data just out of curiosity. If they're old pictures I ask who she actually took them for. I don't really care in the end, but I'm always interested to see how they react.
 
2014-04-15 11:30:58 AM  
And when she says she only has a "few" extra pounds? Is that a lie too?
 
2014-04-15 11:31:49 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: I always check the exif data just out of curiosity. If they're old pictures I ask who she actually took them for. I don't really care in the end, but I'm always interested to see how they react.


Sure you are, more like looking for GPS coordinates.
 
2014-04-15 11:35:05 AM  
Damnit.. y'all found out our scheme.  And I thought we were being so cunning and sneaky.
 
2014-04-15 11:39:08 AM  

QueenMamaBee: Damnit.. y'all found out our scheme.  And I thought we were being so cunning and sneaky.


like just not talking to people anymore?
 
2014-04-15 11:39:10 AM  

TNel: HotWingConspiracy: I always check the exif data just out of curiosity. If they're old pictures I ask who she actually took them for. I don't really care in the end, but I'm always interested to see how they react.

Sure you are, more like looking for GPS coordinates.



Nah, I don't often get sexy time pics from strangers. These are women who's apartment I've already been to.
 
2014-04-15 11:39:24 AM  
"D2F?", is the only sext you'll ever need. Like Colt 45, works every time.
 
2014-04-15 11:41:34 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Wah wah wahhhh
 
2014-04-15 11:41:46 AM  

Cymbal: "D2F?", is the only sext you'll ever need. Like Colt 45, works every time.


That's the equivalent to going to a bar and just randomly asking women if they want to leave and go bang.  Works maybe 2% of the time and most times the ones it works on is not the one you wanted it to work on.
 
2014-04-15 11:42:46 AM  

QueenMamaBee: Damnit.. y'all found out our scheme.  And I thought we were being so cunning and sneaky.


As long as one man gets BIE, the treacherous slog through your viillany/dishonesty is worth it.

/Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with.Some men just want to watch the world burn request nudity from community members of a website that permits socialization.
 
2014-04-15 11:43:06 AM  
B-b-but what about the BIE? Those were real, weren't they?

web.mit.edu
 
2014-04-15 11:44:46 AM  
BIE is a lie
 
2014-04-15 11:49:50 AM  

Gentoolive: BIE is a lie


BIE does exist. I'm been the recipient of BIE a few times in the past.
The secret is, don't be needy, and never ever share the gift.
 
2014-04-15 11:50:32 AM  
Doesn't matter, had sext.
 
2014-04-15 11:51:58 AM  

resnet_pimp: Doesn't matter, had sext.


But i cried the whole time.
 
2014-04-15 11:52:57 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gentoolive: BIE is a lie

BIE does exist. I'm been the recipient of BIE a few times in the past.
The secret is, don't be needy, and never ever share the gift.


I always assumed it was because I gave great WIE

/That was also a lie, wasn't it?
 
2014-04-15 11:54:24 AM  
My entire belief system has been shaken.
 
2014-04-15 11:56:41 AM  

Evil Mackerel: resnet_pimp: Doesn't matter, had sext.

But i cried the whole time.


45 seconds?
 
2014-04-15 11:59:58 AM  

macross87: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gentoolive: BIE is a lie

BIE does exist. I'm been the recipient of BIE a few times in the past.
The secret is, don't be needy, and never ever share the gift.

Pics or it doesn't exist


/I fear for those who "accidentally" give WIE to those asking BIE


BIE? I keep hearing that thrown around. What exactly is it?
 
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