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(The Local)   "No officer, I don't have $276,000 taped to my genitals"   (thelocal.de) divider line 8
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2014-04-15 06:15:23 AM
4 votes:
Nice package.
2014-04-15 10:46:01 AM
1 votes:
"Uh...sir, You might have got away with it if you'd large bills instead of coins..."

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2014-04-15 09:54:34 AM
1 votes:
It's always good to have a bit of nad money tucked away..
2014-04-15 09:47:17 AM
1 votes:
Ass Pennies move over. Hello, Dick Dollars.
2014-04-15 09:15:31 AM
1 votes:
Officer : Do you have cash in excess of $10,000?

Old man : Depends
2014-04-15 09:10:01 AM
1 votes:
I'm looking at my junk and even if it were nothing but handos...I think I got room for about 30k?

I'm feeling both poor and inadequate right now.
2014-04-15 08:49:33 AM
1 votes:
When talking to any police officer it's best to immediately state you don't have money or illegal contraband taped to your genitals, that way they won't suspect you might. Helps avoid any awkward searches.
2014-04-15 08:42:21 AM
1 votes:
Well, that cash is tainted.
 
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