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(The Local)   "No officer, I don't have $276,000 taped to my genitals"   (thelocal.de) divider line 33
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2014-04-15 06:15:23 AM  
Nice package.
 
2014-04-15 08:26:32 AM  
DIEKMAN!

Dude, seriously.... wtf?
 
2014-04-15 08:34:06 AM  
Seems like that would itch

/and pulling the tape off...
 
2014-04-15 08:42:21 AM  
Well, that cash is tainted.
 
2014-04-15 08:49:33 AM  
When talking to any police officer it's best to immediately state you don't have money or illegal contraband taped to your genitals, that way they won't suspect you might. Helps avoid any awkward searches.
 
2014-04-15 09:08:44 AM  
smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net
 
2014-04-15 09:09:15 AM  
Smuggling that much cash would take some big balls
 
2014-04-15 09:09:43 AM  
My take away from that article is if I am planning to sneak large sums of money into Luxembourg I should use rectal insertions instead of genitalia affixation.
 
2014-04-15 09:10:01 AM  
I'm looking at my junk and even if it were nothing but handos...I think I got room for about 30k?

I'm feeling both poor and inadequate right now.
 
2014-04-15 09:13:24 AM  
You gotta have big balls to try to get past customs with that much money.
 
2014-04-15 09:13:27 AM  

Muta: My take away from that article is if I am planning to sneak large sums of money into out of Luxembourg I should use rectal insertions instead of genitalia affixation.


FTFY

Ah, fark reading comprehension, it's highly overrated.
 
2014-04-15 09:15:31 AM  
Officer : Do you have cash in excess of $10,000?

Old man : Depends
 
2014-04-15 09:16:06 AM  
I read about this on Savage Love once.  I guess it is a rather common fetish
 
2014-04-15 09:20:47 AM  
Well, they do have 500 Euro notes. So that's only 400 notes to get to 200k.
 
2014-04-15 09:45:34 AM  
If there's a better way to carry large amounts of cash I haven't heard of it.
 
2014-04-15 09:47:17 AM  
Ass Pennies move over. Hello, Dick Dollars.
 
2014-04-15 09:49:31 AM  
That's funny, because I don't have $276,000 taped to my genitals either.

/No, really.
 
2014-04-15 09:49:57 AM  
chrome://settings/content scroll down to plugins and change to click to play if you don't like autoplay video ads.
 
2014-04-15 09:52:58 AM  
Hang on. Luxemburg is part of the EU. Why would there be a customs check on the border with Germany?
 
2014-04-15 09:54:07 AM  
Custom checkpoints in Europe? Say it isn't so, except Italy, where they want to see your restaurant receipt.

In the US, the only pertinent law is that if you rob a bank and take more than $10,000, it's against the law to cross the street.
 
2014-04-15 09:54:34 AM  
It's always good to have a bit of nad money tucked away..
 
2014-04-15 10:02:38 AM  
Well, it's the most dependable aphrodisiac.
 
2014-04-15 10:03:32 AM  
He was probably bragging about the fact that he could actually tape that much to his junk.

Being a grower, rather than a shower...

static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-04-15 10:12:26 AM  

abhorrent1: Smuggling that much cash would take some big balls


DAMMIT!
 
2014-04-15 10:17:45 AM  

Tillmaster: Hang on. Luxemburg is part of the EU. Why would there be a customs check on the border with Germany?


Fiscal laws are still very different in the EU. E.g.: You have to pay taxes for your money investments (if the profit from interest payments exceeds a certain sum) in Germany. Not so in Luxemburg and some other countries. So if you bring your money to one of those countries and don't inform fiscal authorities about it, you'll be punished as a tax dodger.
 
2014-04-15 10:46:01 AM  
"Uh...sir, You might have got away with it if you'd large bills instead of coins..."

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2014-04-15 11:24:57 AM  
Don't forget about the 11 cents
 
2014-04-15 01:34:35 PM  

upload.wikimedia.org

Do I look like a man with 200,000 Euros taped to his genitals?

Now excuse me. I have to go to the washroom for the 37th time today.

 
2014-04-15 01:35:11 PM  
And 11 cents.

But you may have to dig for it.
 
2014-04-15 02:33:40 PM  

brantgoose: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x1125]Do I look like a man with 200,000 Euros taped to his genitals?Now excuse me. I have to go to the washroom for the 37th time today.


RIP
 
2014-04-15 02:45:16 PM  
Something something... Blow his wad?
 
2014-04-15 04:14:08 PM  
The couple face a large fine, said the Koblenz office.

Better than in the USA where they say you're a drug smuggler and take the whole wad.
 
2014-04-15 05:58:34 PM  

reubendaley: Ass Pennies move over. Hello, Dick Dollars.


Ya know, if I ever carried and/or used cash I would totally do ass pennies. I would giggle every time I paid for something.
 
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