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(Las Vegas Sun)   You know you're a bad shot when you go the murder-suicide route and neither of you are gravely wounded   ( divider line
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3434 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2014 at 10:01 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-15 10:49:37 AM  
3 votes:
Guys, if you decide to do this remember the proper order, FIRST shoot yourself, THEN shoot her
2014-04-15 10:09:52 AM  
1 vote:
More than a slight flesh wound, but 200 bullets fewer than a cop trying to commit suicide.
2014-04-15 08:36:53 AM  
1 vote:
"Both the man and woman survived the gunshot wounds and have been transported to hospitals in critical condition."

Hmmm, subby.  Gravely means seriously, and both of these people would have died and may still.  Mortally wounded?  Time will tell.
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