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(Las Vegas Sun)   You know you're a bad shot when you go the murder-suicide route and neither of you are gravely wounded   (lasvegassun.com) divider line 20
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2014-04-15 08:36:53 AM
"Both the man and woman survived the gunshot wounds and have been transported to hospitals in critical condition."

Hmmm, subby.  Gravely means seriously, and both of these people would have died and may still.  Mortally wounded?  Time will tell.
 
2014-04-15 10:09:52 AM
More than a slight flesh wound, but 200 bullets fewer than a cop trying to commit suicide.
 
2014-04-15 10:16:40 AM
I'm reading a lot of stories lately about responsible gun owners.

We're truly blessed to live in such an armed, and consequently polite, society.
 
2014-04-15 10:19:26 AM

factoryconnection: Hmmm, subby.  Gravely means seriously, and both of these people would have died and may still.  Mortally wounded?  Time will tell.


Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.
 
Skr
2014-04-15 10:22:04 AM
Guess we will learn soon enough if they are Storm Trooper material or not.
 
2014-04-15 10:22:40 AM

AspectRatio: We're truly blessed to live in such an armed, and consequently polite, society.


Hey!  More than half of gun deaths are suicide, and that's their own damn problem, right?
 
2014-04-15 10:27:55 AM

Skr: Guess we will learn soon enough if they are Storm Trooper material or not.


I'm thinking he's more Blue Laser material.
 
2014-04-15 10:28:33 AM

factoryconnection: "Both the man and woman survived the gunshot wounds and have been transported to hospitals in critical condition."

Hmmm, subby.  Gravely means seriously, and both of these people would have died and may still.



What being gravely wounded lookes like:

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2014-04-15 10:40:52 AM
under the chin, not in the mouth
 
2014-04-15 10:40:55 AM
How could you miss?
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/oh no, you've got to look down that bit or you won't hit anything
 
2014-04-15 10:49:37 AM
Guys, if you decide to do this remember the proper order, FIRST shoot yourself, THEN shoot her
 
GBB
2014-04-15 10:53:28 AM

Pribar: Guys, if you decide to do this remember the proper order, FIRST shoot yourself, THEN shoot her


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2014-04-15 11:08:23 AM

factoryconnection: "Both the man and woman survived the gunshot wounds and have been transported to hospitals in critical condition."

Hmmm, subby.  Gravely means seriously, and both of these people would have died and may still.  Mortally wounded?  Time will tell.


Guessing reading wasn't subby's strong point in school... or, even a weak point, if they went to school. Maybe they were home schooled under Bush and got one of them thar edumacation certifimicates!!
 
2014-04-15 11:32:54 AM

TheMega: Maybe they were home schooled under Bush and got one of them thar edumacation certifimicates!!


You should tell that conservative rag Huffington Post about the poor education home schooled children receive.  They're linking to stories that say home schooled students are better prepared for college than those educated in public schools.

/Went to public school.
 
2014-04-15 11:59:31 AM

AspectRatio: I'm reading a lot of stories lately about responsible gun owners.

We're truly blessed to live in such an armed, and consequently polite, society.


How many is a lot? There is estimated to be over 100 million gun owners in the country, so you could read stories like this everyday and it wouldn't be statistically significant. It's a very tiny fraction of people that are causing the problems.
 
2014-04-15 12:28:25 PM
You had one job...
 
2014-04-15 12:35:32 PM
Suddenly recalling that image from Dumb and Dumber....


"Harry! You're alive! ......and you're a terrible shot."
 
2014-04-15 12:36:29 PM
...you should be ashamed to call yourself Westerners.
 
2014-04-15 12:41:19 PM
Maybe we should take up a collection and get him a shotgun.
 
2014-04-15 01:26:26 PM

AspectRatio: I'm reading a lot of stories lately about responsible gun owners.

We're truly blessed to live in such an armed, and consequently polite, society.


Go beat your drum somewhere else, hippy.
 
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