EvilVanMan: Oh look, it's one of those "hi I'm a server" pages.
JackieRabbit: Oh, isn't this just darling!? What an asshole.
Skr: Too harsh for some randomly picked out girl in the hall, but from the article it seems they were already a couple. When she busts out a fake + pregnancy test a few days after prom he is gonna shiat ze bricks.
SovietCanuckistan: Aw, so sweet for a couple who will break up in 6 months
FizixJunkee: Every time I hear "USC", I think University of Southern California, and not South Carolina./formerly of L.A.//now in ATL
IlGreven: If a boy did that to my hypothetical daughter, he would not be going to prom.Because he'd still be in ICU from the beating I gave him.
silverjets: That's a lot of work to just ask your girlfriend to the prom when it was probably already assumed you would be going together.
Satan's Bunny Slippers: I think it's rather creative
Skarekrough: The three nights in a mans life where he is nearly assured of getting laid is prom night, the night he proposes and his wedding night.The last two are intrinsically linked. While it may not be that exact night, or it may not even be night, it's going to happen, although one might not unless you're some fundamentalist (as I call it the Duggar Effect).That leaves the first one which, if you're normal, shouldn't be too tough. Again, the key is to be normal. High school is nearly over, you're dealing with a weird Summer preparing to go to college and it's all about goodbyes and cutting ties. Prime time.So, nice work screwing that one up kid.
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