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(Live5 News Charleston)   Boy disguises his invitation to prom as a college rejection letter, ensures that his pants will be staying on for the entire evening   (live5news.com) divider line 37
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7461 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2014 at 9:45 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-15 08:17:49 AM  
Next up:  a letter from the STD clinic.

/she's gonna get HIV

//or just an invitation to the Rotary club pancake breakfast
 
2014-04-15 09:47:31 AM  
Oh look, it's one of those "hi I'm a server" pages.
 
2014-04-15 09:48:22 AM  
If a boy did that to my hypothetical daughter, he would not be going to prom.

Because he'd still be in ICU from the beating I gave him.
 
2014-04-15 09:49:06 AM  
Either way, she's a Gamecock.
 
2014-04-15 09:49:38 AM  
A girl who was recently accepted at the University of South Carolina got a second shocking letter telling her that her she was instead rejected by the college.

The letter goes on, in very convincing, official-sounding language to tell Metzker that there is concern about her senior year performance.


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Skr
2014-04-15 09:50:56 AM  
Too harsh for some randomly picked out girl in the hall, but from the article it seems they were already a couple. When she busts out a fake + pregnancy test a few days after prom he is gonna shiat ze bricks.
 
2014-04-15 09:52:53 AM  
Oh, isn't this just darling!? What an asshole.
 
2014-04-15 09:53:27 AM  

EvilVanMan: Oh look, it's one of those "hi I'm a server" pages.


I just get random stories, hate sites like this that go full derp on mobiles.
 
2014-04-15 09:55:58 AM  

JackieRabbit: Oh, isn't this just darling!? What an asshole.


Yeah, he sounds insensitive.

"Your future is ruined! J/K, lol! Wanna go 2 prom?"
 
2014-04-15 09:56:55 AM  
This needed the STUPID tag. It wasn't news. It wasn't weird. It wasn't funny to anyone not involved personally.

Shall I start submitting links about the pranks my family plays on each other? Maybe Channel 5 would like to cover the fake vomit my mom used to scare my sister?
 
2014-04-15 09:57:20 AM  
Every time I hear "USC", I think University of Southern California, and not South Carolina.

/formerly of L.A.
//now in ATL
 
2014-04-15 09:57:51 AM  
When I was in college my buddy was going to come up after he graduated the next year and we planned on being in the same dorm.

I stole some college stationary, envelopes, etc and typed up a fake rejection letter and sent it to him for April Fools day.  I signed it "Thomas Foolery" thinking that would give it away.

Apparently they never read the name and were not suspicious of the April 1st date.  Nor did they contact the college.

I was visiting home a few weeks later and ran into him and he told me how he wasn't going to my college next year because he had been rejected.  His family was not very pleased with me when they found out it was a prank.  I even had to pay back application fees because he was scrambling trying to apply for other colleges.
 
2014-04-15 09:58:20 AM  
Looks like it is time to send out fake acceptance letters to the local youngbloods.
 
2014-04-15 10:00:03 AM  
May be he will find a way to bring his thing out, even if his pants stay on? Seems like he is good at things like that.
 
2014-04-15 10:01:31 AM  
Aw, so sweet for a couple who will break up in 6 months
 
2014-04-15 10:06:38 AM  
As overdone prom invitations go, I like this one. I would offer him a beer before they left for the night.
 
2014-04-15 10:07:58 AM  

Skr: Too harsh for some randomly picked out girl in the hall, but from the article it seems they were already a couple. When she busts out a fake + pregnancy test a few days after prom he is gonna shiat ze bricks.


Naw. First tell him you got back the results from an STD test and y'all need to have "a talk."

Then say you were just kidding, it was actually a pregnancy test.
 
2014-04-15 10:08:57 AM  
It's like the kid on Vine who filmed himself jumping out of dark corners at his skittish girlfriend and yelling "Haaaaaaa!"   I guess he won't ever hear that he's "too nice."
 
2014-04-15 10:15:57 AM  
Since they are already a couple, I think it's rather creative, but certainly not news worthy outside of their immediate family and friends.

That being said, I also realize no one cares what I think.

/welcomtofark
 
2014-04-15 10:19:24 AM  
6000 shares is viral?  meh.  Your average cat video gets about 500,000 views and that's not even the funniest ones.
 
2014-04-15 10:23:38 AM  

SovietCanuckistan: Aw, so sweet for a couple who will break up in 6 months


Its actually 7 months until the annual "turkey drop".
 
2014-04-15 10:24:54 AM  
Apparently the article can be found somewhere on that site. I'd prefer a direct link though.
 
2014-04-15 10:24:58 AM  
Glad this didn't go horribly wrong.  More than a few teens have killed themselves when the college admission process didn't work out.
 
2014-04-15 10:35:19 AM  
The three nights in a mans life where he is nearly assured of getting laid is prom night, the night he proposes and his wedding night.

The last two are intrinsically linked.  While it may not be that exact night, or it may not even be night, it's going to happen, although one might not unless you're some fundamentalist (as I call it the Duggar Effect).

That leaves the first one which, if you're normal, shouldn't be too tough.  Again, the key is to be normal.  High school is nearly over, you're dealing with a weird Summer preparing to go to college and it's all about goodbyes and cutting ties.  Prime time.

So, nice work screwing that one up kid.
 
2014-04-15 10:43:22 AM  

FizixJunkee: Every time I hear "USC", I think University of Southern California, and not South Carolina.

/formerly of L.A.
//now in ATL


USC actually sued the University of South Carolina over this a couple of decades back. They lost since the University of SC was founded in 1801 and the University of Southern California was founded in 1880. Still, everyone thinks California when they think USC -- except in South Carolina, of course.
 
2014-04-15 10:45:03 AM  
Sounds like someone doesn't want his girlfriend off banging guys at college.
 
2014-04-15 11:06:53 AM  
Well it's not like USC is a real college. It's not even THE University of South Carolina.
 
2014-04-15 11:10:15 AM  
It must be a lot of fun to make someone feel extremely sad and miserable, and then just snap them out of it.  I don't know, I've never tried it.
 
2014-04-15 11:21:39 AM  

IlGreven: If a boy did that to my hypothetical daughter, he would not be going to prom.

Because he'd still be in ICU from the beating I gave him.


Be kind'a tough from your computer chair... think he'd come in the house, down to the basement, over the pile of empty chips bags and lean over for hours while you tried to hit him with that stiff, scratchy sock from under the desk? Not that this would be a "real" problem since a hypothetical daughter would not appear until after a hypothetical 'getting laid' and probably too busy being tough on the Internet for something as silly as that.
Do tell us all about that hypothetical gun collection and muscle cars/jacked up 4x4 trucks with Rebel flags in the rear windows that you have... we're all on pins and needles just waiting to hear all about them.
 
2014-04-15 11:26:09 AM  
That's a lot of work to just ask your girlfriend to the prom when it was probably already assumed you would be going together.
 
2014-04-15 11:32:16 AM  

IlGreven: If a boy did that to my hypothetical daughter, he would not be going to prom.

Because he'd still be in ICU from the beating I gave him.


He's trying to get into her pants, not yours. Relax; your virginity's secure.
 
2014-04-15 11:39:36 AM  

silverjets: That's a lot of work to just ask your girlfriend to the prom when it was probably already assumed you would be going together.


It's the latest thing. My daughter's boyfriend came over when she wasn't home and set up a big elaborate thing with candled, posters and music. She loved it, but they haven't been going out that long. The problem is if he thinks he needs to top it next year. If she's any daughter of mine she'll tell him it's not necessary.
 
2014-04-15 11:49:46 AM  

Skr: Too harsh for some randomly picked out girl in the hall, but from the article it seems they were already a couple. When she busts out a fake + pregnancy test a few days after prom he is gonna shiat ze bricks.


Not sure if she should go for pregnant or HIV+, but yeah, one or the other.  Ah, hell, why not both?
 
2014-04-15 11:56:13 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: I think it's rather creative


I have been less creative in my past when zipping my balls shut in a woman's purse.
 
2014-04-15 11:57:47 AM  

Skarekrough: The three nights in a mans life where he is nearly assured of getting laid is prom night, the night he proposes and his wedding night.

The last two are intrinsically linked.  While it may not be that exact night, or it may not even be night, it's going to happen, although one might not unless you're some fundamentalist (as I call it the Duggar Effect).

That leaves the first one which, if you're normal, shouldn't be too tough.  Again, the key is to be normal.  High school is nearly over, you're dealing with a weird Summer preparing to go to college and it's all about goodbyes and cutting ties.  Prime time.

So, nice work screwing that one up kid.


I don't think anybody I know actually got laid on their wedding night.

I certainly didn't.  Of course, I'm not married and never have been.  Never proposed, either.

Now that I think about it, I didn't take a date to prom, so I didn't get any that night.

Don't feel bad for me, though.  Plenty of other occasions for that.
 
2014-04-15 01:29:43 PM  
You know how people say. "It sounded like a good idea at the time"? This didnt even have that much going for it.
 
2014-04-15 01:58:55 PM  
Why is over the top prom asking a thing now?  I kinda get the gesture when it's someone you aren't dating, but this was an established couple.  Why the extravagancies instead of just "What are we doing for prom?"

/snappers, let me whipper them.
//that looks dirtier now that it's typed out...
 
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