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(Ars Technica)   Good news everyone: Thanks to Heartbleed, you can now have your identity stolen even if you don't use any electronics whatsoever   (arstechnica.com) divider line 10
    More: Scary, Heartbleed, Canada Revenue Agency, thanks, Yahoo Mail, encryption key, Heartbleed bug, Mumsnet, OpenSSL  
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2014-04-15 09:53:43 AM
What if my heart's actually bleeding?

Thanks Obama!
 
2014-04-15 11:02:16 AM
Heartbleed bug exploited to steal taxpayer data

99%er problems.
 
2014-04-15 11:30:59 AM
Actually, thanks to all of these security breaches, I think I'm going to have free identity theft monitoring for life. It seems like right after it expires for one company, somebody else farks up and I get covered under them.
 
2014-04-15 12:03:45 PM
I'm just not even going to bother at this point. Next thing you know they'll steal my genetic code from some doctor, and make a bunch of clones who use my identity to pick up hot college girls. Or at least that's what I'm going to tell my wife...
 
2014-04-15 12:07:30 PM
Every time I hear about this bug, all I can think about is that "heart plug" thing from that really awful Dune movie.

/Wow, that movie sucked.
 
2014-04-15 12:14:32 PM
Maybe the crediting companies need to start requiring more than letters and numbers. Like thumb prints and iris scans. Or at least someone to swipe IDs like at the front of the nightclub.
 
2014-04-15 12:16:46 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Heartbleed bug exploited to steal taxpayer data

99%er problems.


1% still have taxpayer numbers.

If I was Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs, I'd having my accounts watching my accounts very closely.

//Mitt might want to have his do it as well....
 
2014-04-15 12:21:19 PM

meat0918: Marcus Aurelius: Heartbleed bug exploited to steal taxpayer data

99%er problems.

1% still have taxpayer numbers.

If I was Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs, I'd having my accounts watching my accounts very closely.

//Mitt might want to have his do it as well....


Accounts watching accounts?  But who accounts for the accounting accounts??  Checkmate libtardos.
 
2014-04-15 12:25:18 PM
 
2014-04-15 12:51:13 PM

GleeUnit: meat0918: Marcus Aurelius: Heartbleed bug exploited to steal taxpayer data

99%er problems.

1% still have taxpayer numbers.

If I was Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs, I'd having my accounts watching my accounts very closely.

//Mitt might want to have his do it as well....

Accounts watching accounts?  But who accounts for the accounting accounts??  Checkmate libtardos.


1% problems.

//Accountants.....
 
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