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(Anchorage Daily News)   Next stop for the Westboro Baptist Church: The Alaska Native Heritage Center. "There is nothing appealing or holy about the 'heritage' of the eleven 'distinct cultures' or 'diverse population' of Alaska"   (adn.com) divider line 186
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2014-04-15 08:31:40 AM
They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.  Maybe they should go protest some kids' Easter Egg hunts on Sunday.
 
2014-04-15 09:18:29 AM
I think this is just an excuse to go on an Alaska Cruise.  My parents spoke very highly of the experience.
 
2014-04-15 09:25:09 AM
If you see a guy with a harpoon and a forehead tattoo, you might want to run.
 
2014-04-15 09:52:16 AM
Anyone have a live trapped wolverine at home?
 
2014-04-15 10:09:30 AM
Good.  Maybe one of them will get eaten by a polar bear.
 
2014-04-15 10:21:13 AM
Uh you might not want to fark with those guys.  Despite warmer options, they have elected to stay and live in polar regions for countless generations.  Pretty sure they're a bit hardened.
 
2014-04-15 10:42:32 AM
If the goal is to bring people into Christianity, you might want to consider better ambassadors.
 
2014-04-15 10:53:38 AM
These folks are overdue for an epic beat-down. Maybe someone will drive them out to an iceberg and leave them there.

Alaskans always struck me as independent minded, with a 'don't fark with us' attitude.
 
2014-04-15 11:03:16 AM
I thought these people died.
 
2014-04-15 11:04:30 AM

Marcus Aurelius: I thought these people died.


Just the head.  But apparently they're like Hydra.
 
2014-04-15 11:13:02 AM
You know, Alaska is a pretty harsh place. People die there all the time, just disappear. Bear and moose and caribou and all that. It would be a shame if something happened to them...
 
2014-04-15 11:39:09 AM

Publikwerks: You know, Alaska is a pretty harsh place. People die there all the time, just disappear. Bear and moose and caribou and all that. It would be a shame if something happened to them...


Especially if the locals gathered to protest their funerals.
 
2014-04-15 11:39:54 AM
A GPS operator error and a well-timed avalanche could resolve this issue once and for all.
 
2014-04-15 11:40:31 AM

factoryconnection: I think this is just an excuse to go on an Alaska Cruise.  My parents spoke very highly of the experience.


I hope the WBC folks are booked on one of the chock-full-o-norovirus poop cruises where the power goes out and dookie is sprayed all over the walls and floors.
 
2014-04-15 11:40:31 AM

Diogenes: But apparently they're like Hydra.


They've secretly been running SHIELD this whole time?
 
2014-04-15 11:42:07 AM

2wolves: Anyone have a live trapped wolverine at home?


cdn.pastemagazine.com

You can have him when I'm done with him. ;)
 
2014-04-15 11:42:31 AM

Publikwerks: You know, Alaska is a pretty harsh place. People die there all the time, just disappear. Bear and moose and caribou and all that. It would be a shame if something happened to them...


You sure don't want to slip and break your leg on the docks at Kodiak harbor while the sea lions are out in force.  Not that that ever happens 2-3 times a year
 
2014-04-15 11:43:06 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: factoryconnection: I think this is just an excuse to go on an Alaska Cruise.  My parents spoke very highly of the experience.

I hope the WBC folks are booked on one of the chock-full-o-norovirus poop cruises where the power goes out and dookie is sprayed all over the walls and floors.


I haven't heard of the Alaska cruises having that issue. It seems to be more of a Caribbean/Mexico problem.

I'm going to try to take my wife on an Alaska cruise next year for our 10th anniversary.
 
2014-04-15 11:43:07 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: factoryconnection: I think this is just an excuse to go on an Alaska Cruise.  My parents spoke very highly of the experience.

I hope the WBC folks are booked on one of the chock-full-o-norovirus poop cruises where the power goes out and dookie is sprayed all over the walls and floors.


They live off lawsuits. Cha-Ching.
 
2014-04-15 11:43:23 AM
Without Fred, their hearts just aren't Innuit.
 
2014-04-15 11:43:34 AM

Devo: They live off lawsuits. Cha-Ching


The dead cannot sue.
 
2014-04-15 11:44:26 AM

Devo: Prank Call of Cthulhu: factoryconnection: I think this is just an excuse to go on an Alaska Cruise.  My parents spoke very highly of the experience.

I hope the WBC folks are booked on one of the chock-full-o-norovirus poop cruises where the power goes out and dookie is sprayed all over the walls and floors.

They live off lawsuits. Cha-Ching.


They've won a lawsuit?   It's about time people started simply ignoring these idiots.  Well, it's way past time, but now it seems even more ideal.
 
2014-04-15 11:45:02 AM

2wolves: Anyone have a live trapped wolverine at home?


I can get one.
I'll need a half a moose for bait.
for that I'll need my chain saw.
 
2014-04-15 11:45:58 AM
I have family in Alaska. They have the following reaction:


www.kellyhills.com
 
2014-04-15 11:46:19 AM

CruJones: They've won a lawsuit?   It's about time people   Judges started simply ignoring these idiots.


There. Seriously, Someone's going to let loose a rabid badger in their hotel suite.
 
2014-04-15 11:46:33 AM

Devo: Prank Call of Cthulhu: factoryconnection: I think this is just an excuse to go on an Alaska Cruise.  My parents spoke very highly of the experience.

I hope the WBC folks are booked on one of the chock-full-o-norovirus poop cruises where the power goes out and dookie is sprayed all over the walls and floors.

They live off lawsuits. Cha-Ching.


People keep asserting that, but I've never seen any actual evidence that that's the case. I'm no law-talking guy, but aren't there databases one can look up court cases in? Shouldn't it be possible to at least give a list of actions by the WCB against others? I'm not saying that's not happening, just that I keep hearing this piece of lore about how the church funds itself with lawsuits, but never any evidence backing up the claim.
 
2014-04-15 11:47:30 AM
cdn3.sbnation.com
 
2014-04-15 11:47:45 AM
They're also going to be picketing the Indianapolis 500 this year because Jim Nabors got gay married.
 
2014-04-15 11:48:47 AM
Westboro must be some sort of horrible joke that just won't end... kind of like when Joaquin Phoenix did his whole "crazy / I am a rapper" bs.
 
2014-04-15 11:48:57 AM
i171.photobucket.com

It just might work for these asshole, too.
 
2014-04-15 11:49:01 AM

Diogenes: If the goal is to bring people into Christianity, you might want to consider better ambassadors.


Their goal is to provoke people into violating their first amendment rights so they can sue.

Would 'accidentally' releasing a pack of wild wolves who hadn't been fed for a few days into the midst of the WBC trollfest be a first amendment violation
 
2014-04-15 11:51:27 AM
First you draw your enemies close.

Then you circle them with the horns of the bull.

Then you take scalps and women.

Then you mutilate the dead men's bodies so they can't haunt you.

Then you crack open a twelve pack and watch hockey.
 
2014-04-15 11:53:05 AM
These guys are trolltastic.
 
2014-04-15 11:54:13 AM
An they were never seen again.

/People just explode, natural causes.
 
2014-04-15 11:54:44 AM

Diogenes: They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.  Maybe they should go protest some kids' Easter Egg hunts on Sunday.


It is, after all, unscriptural....
 
2014-04-15 11:54:46 AM
Honestly, the best thing that can happen is ignoring them.  Just imagine, a world where no one feeds the trolls.
 
2014-04-15 11:55:43 AM

airsupport: Without Fred, their hearts just aren't Innuit.


I'll be surprised if there's even an Aleutian of support for them.

/Cree what I did there?
 
2014-04-15 11:56:02 AM
They weren't getting any bites anymore by trolling homosexuals. They had to diversify their targets.
 
2014-04-15 11:57:05 AM

2wolves: Anyone have a live trapped wolverine at home?


No but I've got a badger on a stick....


i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-15 11:57:08 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Devo: Prank Call of Cthulhu: factoryconnection: I think this is just an excuse to go on an Alaska Cruise.  My parents spoke very highly of the experience.

I hope the WBC folks are booked on one of the chock-full-o-norovirus poop cruises where the power goes out and dookie is sprayed all over the walls and floors.

They live off lawsuits. Cha-Ching.

People keep asserting that, but I've never seen any actual evidence that that's the case. I'm no law-talking guy, but aren't there databases one can look up court cases in? Shouldn't it be possible to at least give a list of actions by the WCB against others? I'm not saying that's not happening, just that I keep hearing this piece of lore about how the church funds itself with lawsuits, but never any evidence backing up the claim.


You're silly. You don't need any proof when it comes to places like the WBC. You can literally make up any slanderous lie and if anyone calls you out on it, you accuse them of white-knighting the WBC and saying that Fred Phelps won't sleep with them. That's the Fark way.
 
2014-04-15 11:58:15 AM
Can they beat them to death on a reservation without legal culpability?
 
2014-04-15 11:58:28 AM
That's nice.
 
2014-04-15 11:58:37 AM

airsupport: Without Fred, their hearts just aren't Innuit.


You're native if you think you can get away with that pun.
 
2014-04-15 11:59:23 AM
Apparently these f*cksticks are going to protest graduation at my alma mater, Colorado State University, because of modern education or reasons or some bullsh*t.
 
2014-04-15 11:59:25 AM

Lexx: Honestly, the best thing that can happen is ignoring them.  Just imagine, a world where no one feeds the trolls.


Ideally, yes. We can ignore them.
But they picket funerals. My uncle died over the weekend. If the WBC were to picket his service I would have a reaction. And a target to vent my frustration and emotion on.
 
2014-04-15 11:59:42 AM

Weatherkiss: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Devo: Prank Call of Cthulhu: factoryconnection: I think this is just an excuse to go on an Alaska Cruise.  My parents spoke very highly of the experience.

I hope the WBC folks are booked on one of the chock-full-o-norovirus poop cruises where the power goes out and dookie is sprayed all over the walls and floors.

They live off lawsuits. Cha-Ching.

People keep asserting that, but I've never seen any actual evidence that that's the case. I'm no law-talking guy, but aren't there databases one can look up court cases in? Shouldn't it be possible to at least give a list of actions by the WCB against others? I'm not saying that's not happening, just that I keep hearing this piece of lore about how the church funds itself with lawsuits, but never any evidence backing up the claim.

You're silly. You don't need any proof when it comes to places like the WBC. You can literally make up any slanderous lie and if anyone calls you out on it, you accuse them of white-knighting the WBC and saying that Fred Phelps won't sleep with them. That's the Fark way.


It's still early yet, but I have to wonder if this will be the stupidest comment I'll read today.
 
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2014-04-15 12:00:02 PM
Well.. this just in... they are going to picket the Indy 500 because Jim Neighbors is gay.

fark all these people... what a bunch of losers.
 
2014-04-15 12:01:46 PM

Paris1127: airsupport: Without Fred, their hearts just aren't Innuit.

I'll be surprised if there's even an Aleutian of support for them.

/Cree what I did there?


CygnusDarius: airsupport: Without Fred, their hearts just aren't Innuit.

You're native if you think you can get away with that pun.


Igloo my mouth shut so I can't pun again.
 
2014-04-15 12:02:11 PM
I'm pretty sure the fishermen in Ketchikan would not be kind to them.  People there are nice but don't piss them off.

I spent a week there a few years ago and it was awesome!  No cell phone, no computer.  It was nice to "unplug" and just enjoy it all.

I suppose if you could get the WBC to take a tour to the Misty Fjords on one of the boats, one wrong turn and they're in Canada.

Oh...can we have a trade where Canada takes the WBC and we have RUSH?
 
2014-04-15 12:02:12 PM

timujin: It's still early yet, but I have to wonder if this will be the stupidest comment I'll read today.


Doesn't make it any less true, sadly.
 
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