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(USA Today)   Woman runs red light and hits NBA player's car. Does she: A) flee the scene, B) pretend to be hurt, or C) ask for his autograph?   (ftw.usatoday.com) divider line 13
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-15 10:58:28 AM
Thank you thank you thankyou! My name is "I admit 100% liability for this crash and agree to pay all resulting repair, medical, therapy, and vacation bills."
 
2014-04-15 11:44:09 AM
"Please sign this autograph, right here at the bottom of this blank piece of paper! And if you could date it too, that'd be sweet."
 
2014-04-15 11:47:53 AM
Considering that I believe anybody that causes a crash though negligence (such as running a red light) should be hung until dead on the first offense she should be terrified, not excited.
 
2014-04-15 12:10:48 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Considering that I believe anybody that causes a crash though negligence (such as running a red light) should be hung until dead on the first offense she should be terrified, not excited.


She should be terrified because you're stupid? I don't get it.
 
2014-04-15 12:25:45 PM

Semper IvXx: Smeggy Smurf: Considering that I believe anybody that causes a crash though negligence (such as running a red light) should be hung until dead on the first offense she should be terrified, not excited.

She should be terrified because you're stupid? I don't get it.


So you're in favor of enabling people to wantonly destroy property, take lives, endanger others through negligence?  She ran a red light.  Unless there was a mechanical failure it was 100% preventable.  You want to complicate things by having gray areas when the issue is black and white. 

I guarantee you that if you knew that running a light and causing harm to others was a death sentence you'd make damned sure it never happens.  There, I just solved the problem.  You want to perpetuate the problem.
 
2014-04-15 12:36:51 PM
Twist: It was an autograph on a damage liability waiver
 
2014-04-15 12:46:03 PM
He still got called for the block.
 
2014-04-15 01:16:10 PM
She knew it was an NBA vehicle's SUV, because as soon as her tiny car tapped into it, it fell over on its side, as if it had been hit by a speeding train.
 
2014-04-15 01:22:04 PM

Theaetetus: "Please sign this autograph, right here at the bottom of this blank piece of paper! And if you could date it too, that'd be sweet."


I like the way you think,
 
2014-04-15 01:43:51 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Semper IvXx: Smeggy Smurf: Considering that I believe anybody that causes a crash though negligence (such as running a red light) should be hung until dead on the first offense she should be terrified, not excited.

She should be terrified because you're stupid? I don't get it.

So you're in favor of enabling people to wantonly destroy property, take lives, endanger others through negligence?  She ran a red light.  Unless there was a mechanical failure it was 100% preventable.  You want to complicate things by having gray areas when the issue is black and white. 

I guarantee you that if you knew that running a light and causing harm to others was a death sentence you'd make damned sure it never happens.  There, I just solved the problem.  You want to perpetuate the problem.


Wanton is the opposite of negligent.
 
2014-04-15 02:38:04 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Semper IvXx: Smeggy Smurf: Considering that I believe anybody that causes a crash though negligence (such as running a red light) should be hung until dead on the first offense she should be terrified, not excited.

She should be terrified because you're stupid? I don't get it.

So you're in favor of enabling people to wantonly destroy property, take lives, endanger others through negligence?  She ran a red light.  Unless there was a mechanical failure it was 100% preventable.  You want to complicate things by having gray areas when the issue is black and white. 

I guarantee you that if you knew that running a light and causing harm to others was a death sentence you'd make damned sure it never happens.  There, I just solved the problem.  You want to perpetuate the problem.


I think we should hang people who call for the death penalty for minor traffic accidents, that way people who are proposing murder for minor preventable propriety damage are killed, this way people will think before calling for the death of a stranger.
 
2014-04-15 04:50:58 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Semper IvXx: Smeggy Smurf: Considering that I believe anybody that causes a crash though negligence (such as running a red light) should be hung until dead on the first offense she should be terrified, not excited.

She should be terrified because you're stupid? I don't get it.

So you're in favor of enabling people to wantonly destroy property, take lives, endanger others through negligence?  She ran a red light.  Unless there was a mechanical failure it was 100% preventable.  You want to complicate things by having gray areas when the issue is black and white. 

I guarantee you that if you knew that running a light and causing harm to others was a death sentence you'd make damned sure it never happens.  There, I just solved the problem.  You want to perpetuate the problem.


Hehe. You're an infant.
 
2014-04-15 05:15:04 PM

EyeballKid: She knew it was an NBA vehicle's SUV, because as soon as her tiny car tapped into it, it fell over on its side, as if it had been hit by a speeding train.


lulz.
 
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