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(Digital Spy)   Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys got married. TO A WOMAN   (digitalspy.com) divider line 38
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2014-04-15 01:40:01 AM
Front.
 
2014-04-15 02:08:53 AM
Wow. Definitely didn't see the that coming.
 
2014-04-15 02:49:58 AM
The video for "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" is one of my guiltiest pleasures. . .
 
2014-04-15 03:00:25 AM
She looks like a normal person too. Not a whore or a teenager with fake boobs.

/yesI am drunk and loving it!
 
2014-04-15 03:24:50 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 03:57:20 AM
More details and story here
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2283575/Nick-Carter-sha re s-photos-proposal-Lauren-Kitt--garish-engagement-ring.html

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That is apparently of him proposing and yes, she is built like a wrestler.
 
2014-04-15 04:07:31 AM

mr0x: More details and story here
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2283575/Nick-Carter-sha re s-photos-proposal-Lauren-Kitt--garish-engagement-ring.html

[img.fark.net image 634x451]

That is apparently of him proposing and yes, she is built like a big beefy man
ftfy

 
2014-04-15 04:32:13 AM
Fitness expert, it says.  Hmm.
 
2014-04-15 05:04:20 AM
Is he going to beat on her like he did Paris Hilton?
 
2014-04-15 06:53:10 AM

robohobo: Is he going to beat on her like he did Paris Hilton?


Is that what caused her wonky eye?
 
Skr
2014-04-15 07:06:01 AM
That is a nice starter beard he has going there.
 
2014-04-15 07:30:40 AM
Is he still skinny and fat at the same time?
 
2014-04-15 08:06:58 AM
Does anyone read the headline in Havk Nicholson's Joker voice, from the scene in Batman where he reveals his new face for the first time and plugs Jack Palance's mob boss character Carl Grissom?
 
2014-04-15 09:11:30 AM

Boojum2k: The video for "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" is one of my guiltiest pleasures. . .


Then you'd love the ending of "This Is The End."
 
2014-04-15 09:21:24 AM
Maybe they have an "understanding". And by understanding I mean "She straps in on".

Good for them as long as in five years and 2 kids later he doesnt say "OH I'm back to liking guys now, see ya".
 
2014-04-15 09:48:09 AM
Har har it's funny because you said he's gay.

As a gay man who has been intimately familiar with a multitude of gay men, I can tell you that Nick Carter gives off 100% straight vibes.  And so does Justin Bieber.

Stop trying to put all the guys you dislike on our team.  They're yours.  Deal with it.
 
2014-04-15 10:05:23 AM

a flock of birds: Har har it's funny because you said he's gay.

As a gay man who has been intimately familiar with a multitude of gay men, I can tell you that Nick Carter gives off 100% straight vibes.  And so does Justin Bieber.

Stop trying to put all the guys you dislike on our team.  They're yours.  Deal with it.


How about Aaron Carter? I have pretty good gaydar, but I'm iffy on him.
 
2014-04-15 10:11:39 AM
Nick Who?
 
2014-04-15 10:30:58 AM

a flock of birds: As a gay man who has been intimately familiar with a multitude of gay men, I can tell you that Nick Carter gives off 100% straight vibes. And so does Justin Bieber.


I'm not so sure about Beiber; he screams "mouthy power bottom" to me, and there's something "more than friends" about his relationships with all those young, good-looking black rappers (and "rappers").
 
2014-04-15 11:30:29 AM

Dwight_Yeast: a flock of birds: As a gay man who has been intimately familiar with a multitude of gay men, I can tell you that Nick Carter gives off 100% straight vibes. And so does Justin Bieber.

I'm not so sure about Beiber; he screams "mouthy power bottom" to me, and there's something "more than friends" about his relationships with all those young, good-looking black rappers (and "rappers").


Mine goes off on beiber and Aaron Carter too. And I'm rarely wrong.
 
2014-04-15 12:06:13 PM

a flock of birds: Har har it's funny because you said he's gay.

As a gay man who has been intimately familiar with a multitude of gay men, I can tell you that Nick Carter gives off 100% straight vibes.  And so does Justin Bieber.

Stop trying to put all the guys you dislike on our team.  They're yours.  Deal with it.


I think it's as if most people just assume that as boy bands appeal to goofy chicks only gay dudes would want to be in them? I think Nick Lachey proves you can use that position to score some pretty respectable breeder chick tail as a boy band member (just don't marry them).
 
2014-04-15 12:12:50 PM
l.yimg.com
 
2014-04-15 12:22:37 PM
Yeah Beard. No need to say I'm calling it because I'm sure plenty of people did before me.
 
2014-04-15 12:28:09 PM

a flock of birds: As a gay man who has been intimately familiar with a multitude of gay men, I can tell you that Nick Carter gives off 100% straight vibes. And so does Justin Bieber.


Crotchrocket Slim: I think it's as if most people just assume that as boy bands appeal to goofy chicks only gay dudes would want to be in them?

I speculate there's a deliberate underlayer to the whole "boy band" formula.  The agents and such always adamantly insist everyone's straight (not having sex, even) to appease the Christian right, but there's always at least one token "gay" guy who does sexually ambiguous things.  It's all to generate buzz.  Boy bands are nothing if not very closely controlled social engineering operations.  I mean FFS the "music" is arguably the least important thing about them (tho that's definitely a micromanaged part of the formula).  Either way, as far as I'm concerned it's an act-outside-the-act so that the TMZs and other gossip junkies can speculate on what they think is an expose.  IRL they might actually be gay.  Or not.  Don't care.  But when a boy band "token gay guy" sparks "is he gay?" rumors, I figure there's a 50-50 chance the guy's on the clock.

In the case of Justin Bieber, who's a solo act, I think it's all in how he's dressed and choreographed.  Then again I know jack and squat about his public life.  I've just seen some of his YT videos and the word "gay" doesn't come to mind so much as "sissy", but that wouldn't get in the way of a gossip column.
 
2014-04-15 12:46:05 PM
Of course he married a woman, it's illegal for same sex to marry each other.

Sheesh.
 
2014-04-15 01:45:59 PM

a flock of birds: Har har it's funny because you said he's gay.

As a gay man who has been intimately familiar with a multitude of gay men, I can tell you that Nick Carter gives off 100% straight vibes.  And so does Justin Bieber.

Stop trying to put all the guys you dislike on our team.  They're yours.  Deal with it.


I never got the whole "all the guys in a boyband are gay" thing. Boybands are marketing constructs. Sure you want one or maybe two members who give off a homosexual vibe but the rest need to be solidly in the Herero camp. It's just demographics. You need someone for the teenage girls to list after.
 
2014-04-15 02:13:41 PM

Marisyana: Boojum2k: The video for "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" is one of my guiltiest pleasures. . .

Then you'd love the ending of "This Is The End."


Yeah, that pretty much elevated the movie from "meh" to "must watch" for me.
 
2014-04-15 02:19:01 PM

ltdanman44: [l.yimg.com image 630x630]


Is that part of her ariola I see?
 
2014-04-15 02:26:04 PM
Just to throw the media off the trail, right?
 
2014-04-15 02:58:22 PM

Buttknuckle: ltdanman44: [l.yimg.com image 630x630]

Is that part of her ariola I see?


freckle?
 
2014-04-15 03:16:42 PM

dragonchild: a flock of birds: As a gay man who has been intimately familiar with a multitude of gay men, I can tell you that Nick Carter gives off 100% straight vibes. And so does Justin Bieber.

Crotchrocket Slim: I think it's as if most people just assume that as boy bands appeal to goofy chicks only gay dudes would want to be in them?
I speculate there's a deliberate underlayer to the whole "boy band" formula.  The agents and such always adamantly insist everyone's straight (not having sex, even) to appease the Christian right, but there's always at least one token "gay" guy who does sexually ambiguous things.  It's all to generate buzz.  Boy bands are nothing if not very closely controlled social engineering operations.  I mean FFS the "music" is arguably the least important thing about them (tho that's definitely a micromanaged part of the formula).  Either way, as far as I'm concerned it's an act-outside-the-act so that the TMZs and other gossip junkies can speculate on what they think is an expose.  IRL they might actually be gay.  Or not.  Don't care.  But when a boy band "token gay guy" sparks "is he gay?" rumors, I figure there's a 50-50 chance the guy's on the clock.

In the case of Justin Bieber, who's a solo act, I think it's all in how he's dressed and choreographed.  Then again I know jack and squat about his public life.  I've just seen some of his YT videos and the word "gay" doesn't come to mind so much as "sissy", but that wouldn't get in the way of a gossip column.


I think your "sissy" point is what I was reaching for in my previous post and failing. Good point on how boy bands are more product than actual culture.
 
2014-04-15 04:00:16 PM
As I blazed in puberty, he was my first crush.

Which I believe is why I'm totally into tall, dopey looking white guys with blue eyes.


/I'm 31 and I'd still dry hump the shiat out of him. I owe it to 12 year old me.
 
2014-04-15 04:17:02 PM
Oh I get it, he's gay because girls like him.
 
2014-04-15 04:35:43 PM

TheSelphie: Marisyana: Boojum2k: The video for "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" is one of my guiltiest pleasures. . .

Then you'd love the ending of "This Is The End."

Yeah, that pretty much elevated the movie from "meh" to "must watch" for me.


IMO that movie should be elevated from "meh" to "stomach crampingly hilarious".
 
2014-04-15 04:41:55 PM

911Jenny: As I blazed in puberty, he was my first crush.

Which I believe is why I'm totally into tall, dopey looking white guys with blue eyes.


/I'm 31 and I'd still dry hump the shiat out of him. I owe it to 12 year old me.


I  never got the appeal of any of the BSB. However... the majority of NSync did a LOT for me back in the day, even Lance. Just not Joey Fat One.
 
2014-04-15 05:47:29 PM
I'm seeing them in Vegas at the end of May.

Yes. Yes I will try to bang one of them.

Or a roadie.

Or a tech who works at Planet Hollywood.

30 year old gone wild
 
2014-04-15 06:58:57 PM

911Jenny: As I blazed in puberty, he was my first crush.

Which I believe is why I'm totally into tall, dopey looking white guys with blue eyes.


/I'm 31 and I'd still dry hump the shiat out of him. I owe it to 12 year old me.


Brian was always hotter.  He still looks decent too, whereas Nick and his brother Aaron both now look like coke addicts.

/ready to start an internet war over this
 
2014-04-16 01:47:02 AM
I've got pretty good gaydar and it tells me Nick Carter's straight as an arrow.

/bought it at the Sharper Image
 
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