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(New York Daily News)   17-year-old Irish boy suffers heart attack after friend squeezes his testicles, and not gingerly   (nydailynews.com) divider line 69
    More: Sick, old Irish, heart attacks, St. David, stable condition  
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2014-04-14 07:43:48 PM  
Those responsible for the prank have been sacked.
 
2014-04-14 07:47:38 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Those responsible for the prank have been sacked.


That's just nuts.

FTFA: it wasn't a savage attack, and it wasn't malicious".

Hunh, how is this playful? Is this something that females don't understand, some type of jocular shenanigans perhaps?
 
2014-04-14 07:49:58 PM  
Maybe it was the shock of someone else touching them that threw him over the edge.
 
2014-04-14 07:55:55 PM  
But squeezin' your balls can give you
A heart attack ack ack ack ack ack
You oughta know by now
Who needs a school where they grab your sack?
Is that all you get for your studies?
 
2014-04-14 08:11:25 PM  
Not a very good friend.
 
2014-04-14 08:15:54 PM  
Seen here is St. David's CSB, the school the injured boy and his friends attended near Dublin.


oi58.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-14 08:47:58 PM  
blog.codinghorror.com
 
2014-04-14 09:01:24 PM  
With friends like that, who needs framily?
 
2014-04-14 10:27:49 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Hunh, how is this playful?


They were just "rasseling".
 
2014-04-14 10:31:46 PM  
*wince*

*cringe*
 
2014-04-14 10:33:12 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: With friends like that, who needs framily?


stop making framily happen. it's not going to happen

/says the cosmic whale people
 
2014-04-14 10:33:37 PM  
Augh!  You  never jerk the scrotum.   Never!
 
2014-04-14 10:33:51 PM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2014-04-14 10:37:08 PM  
They got his Lucky Charms!
 
2014-04-14 10:38:24 PM  
Is this like the UK version of kancho, or what?  Yikes.
 
2014-04-14 10:42:04 PM  

JoieD'Zen: I_Am_Weasel: Those responsible for the prank have been sacked.

That's just nuts.

FTFA: it wasn't a savage attack, and it wasn't malicious".

Hunh, how is this playful? Is this something that females don't understand, some type of jocular shenanigans perhaps?


Yeah pretty much. Many guys when we're younger pull rather bad pranks on each other or just plain beat on each other. In winter months in the early years of my Army days, many of us guys would use our rather heavy gloves that we had to wear to formation to smack each other in the nuts while we were waiting for the actual formation time since we had to be there 10 minutes prior to the 10 minutes prior to formation time.
 
2014-04-14 10:43:11 PM  
It was a sack attack, A ball bustin
 
2014-04-14 10:43:17 PM  
We're headed for a testicular trifecta here....
 
2014-04-14 10:43:45 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Those responsible for the prank have been sacked.


Wik
 
2014-04-14 10:43:57 PM  
Found a pic:

cdn.screenrant.com
 
2014-04-14 10:46:31 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2014-04-14 10:51:56 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: They got his Lucky Charms!


stupid rabbit.
 
2014-04-14 10:54:22 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-14 10:56:17 PM  
it's it o.k. if we go with "lovingly caressed" and we'll just move on?
 
2014-04-14 11:00:45 PM  

NightSteel: Is this like the UK version of kancho, or what?  Yikes.


traditional greeting in the UK, squeeze your friend's genitals.
 
2014-04-14 11:01:10 PM  
It was probably his lifelong addiction to alcohol that gave him the heart attack.
 
2014-04-14 11:03:15 PM  
You'd have to be a "friend" to grab someone else's junk.
 
2014-04-14 11:04:29 PM  
i.imgur.com

"17-year-old Irish boy suffers heart attack after friend squeezes his testicles, and not gingerly"
 
2014-04-14 11:05:59 PM  
How do you accidentally give someone a heart attack from playfully hitting someone in the balls?  Why would you even playfully hit or "jerk" someone else's balls unless that was the kind of relationship you were in?
 
2014-04-14 11:11:21 PM  
So this kid had some kind of condition and was going to have a heart attack anyways. Honk a car horn at him, surprise party, or what if he gets a girlfriend? She gives his nuts a tug for fun and is left with a corpse.
 
2014-04-14 11:11:37 PM  
www.mundoaftermarket.com
 
2014-04-14 11:11:45 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: JoieD'Zen: I_Am_Weasel: Those responsible for the prank have been sacked.

That's just nuts.

FTFA: it wasn't a savage attack, and it wasn't malicious".

Hunh, how is this playful? Is this something that females don't understand, some type of jocular shenanigans perhaps?

Yeah pretty much. Many guys when we're younger pull rather bad pranks on each other or just plain beat on each other. In winter months in the early years of my Army days, many of us guys would use our rather heavy gloves that we had to wear to formation to smack each other in the nuts while we were waiting for the actual formation time since we had to be there 10 minutes prior to the 10 minutes prior to formation time.


Were you i the combat engineers? Those are the only guys I can see pulling that kind of gay , stupid stuff. I did ten years in the Signal Corp, and we would have NEVER been screwing around with each other's balls. Maybe out hitting on the same hotties at the same time.... but no pranking on each other in the genital area.
 
2014-04-14 11:11:59 PM  
That's just nuts.
 
2014-04-14 11:13:04 PM  
Jesus Merrion Joseph
 
2014-04-14 11:14:32 PM  
Ahh...the ol' nut-em squee-em.  We used to get those in  Dooradoyle.  Lucky lad, used to cost us 100 pingin and a hospital visit.
 
2014-04-14 11:14:51 PM  

JoieD'Zen: I_Am_Weasel: Those responsible for the prank have been sacked.

That's just nuts.

FTFA: it wasn't a savage attack, and it wasn't malicious".

Hunh, how is this playful? Is this something that females don't understand, some type of jocular shenanigans perhaps?


Boys are completely insane... There's a Youtube video of someone getting kicked in the nuts right after they eat a ghost pepper and are too much of a "sissy" to handle it. Judging by the comments, that shiat was HILARIOUS.

Boys will be boys...
 
2014-04-14 11:19:37 PM  

CasperImproved: Dingleberry Dickwad: JoieD'Zen: I_Am_Weasel: Those responsible for the prank have been sacked.

That's just nuts.

FTFA: it wasn't a savage attack, and it wasn't malicious".

Hunh, how is this playful? Is this something that females don't understand, some type of jocular shenanigans perhaps?

Yeah pretty much. Many guys when we're younger pull rather bad pranks on each other or just plain beat on each other. In winter months in the early years of my Army days, many of us guys would use our rather heavy gloves that we had to wear to formation to smack each other in the nuts while we were waiting for the actual formation time since we had to be there 10 minutes prior to the 10 minutes prior to formation time.

Were you i the combat engineers? Those are the only guys I can see pulling that kind of gay , stupid stuff. I did ten years in the Signal Corp, and we would have NEVER been screwing around with each other's balls. Maybe out hitting on the same hotties at the same time.... but no pranking on each other in the genital area.


Nope, Signal as well, although I spent a year and a half with tankers and 11M's when I was at Hood. For some reason both the signal units I ended up in were...different. I remember one roomie I had the first time I was in Germany decided to wake me up in a farked up way. We had been out drinking heavily the night before and after my roomie wakes up, he gets a hot dog, unzips his fly, sticks the hotdog through his fly with a bit dangling out and proceeds to rub my lips with it until I wake up. That's the kind of people I was around.
 
2014-04-14 11:21:34 PM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-04-14 11:22:51 PM  

CasperImproved: Dingleberry Dickwad: JoieD'Zen: I_Am_Weasel: Those responsible for the prank have been sacked.

That's just nuts.

FTFA: it wasn't a savage attack, and it wasn't malicious".

Hunh, how is this playful? Is this something that females don't understand, some type of jocular shenanigans perhaps?

Yeah pretty much. Many guys when we're younger pull rather bad pranks on each other or just plain beat on each other. In winter months in the early years of my Army days, many of us guys would use our rather heavy gloves that we had to wear to formation to smack each other in the nuts while we were waiting for the actual formation time since we had to be there 10 minutes prior to the 10 minutes prior to formation time.

Were you i the combat engineers? Those are the only guys I can see pulling that kind of gay , stupid stuff. I did ten years in the Signal Corp, and we would have NEVER been screwing around with each other's balls. Maybe out hitting on the same hotties at the same time.... but no pranking on each other in the genital area.


When I was in the Marine Core, the nut sack was strictly off limit.  I don't know what goes on in the Army, but you don't mess with a Marine soldier's jewels.
 
2014-04-14 11:26:50 PM  

BigGrnEggGriller: CasperImproved: Dingleberry Dickwad: JoieD'Zen: I_Am_Weasel: Those responsible for the prank have been sacked.

That's just nuts.

FTFA: it wasn't a savage attack, and it wasn't malicious".

Hunh, how is this playful? Is this something that females don't understand, some type of jocular shenanigans perhaps?

Yeah pretty much. Many guys when we're younger pull rather bad pranks on each other or just plain beat on each other. In winter months in the early years of my Army days, many of us guys would use our rather heavy gloves that we had to wear to formation to smack each other in the nuts while we were waiting for the actual formation time since we had to be there 10 minutes prior to the 10 minutes prior to formation time.

Were you i the combat engineers? Those are the only guys I can see pulling that kind of gay , stupid stuff. I did ten years in the Signal Corp, and we would have NEVER been screwing around with each other's balls. Maybe out hitting on the same hotties at the same time.... but no pranking on each other in the genital area.

When I was in the Marine Core, the nut sack was strictly off limit.  I don't know what goes on in the Army, but you don't mess with a Marine soldier's jewels.


Oh lord you done started it now...


/wife like typing detected.
 
2014-04-14 11:30:13 PM  
The article doesn't mention what fraternity they've pledged.
 
2014-04-14 11:33:38 PM  
img.fark.net

Start with Kenny! Start with Kenny!

/obscure?
 
2014-04-14 11:33:57 PM  

you are a puppet: Found a pic:

[cdn.screenrant.com image 620x320]


I just finished watching that 10 minutes ago otherwise I'd be looking to kill you through the internet.
 
2014-04-14 11:48:32 PM  
No one has ever had a heart attack when I grab my testicle.
 
2014-04-15 12:25:17 AM  
He didn't have a heart attack, he had cardiac arrest. That is my farking pet peeve: they are not the same thing and one doesn't necessarily lead to the other. Get the farking facts straight.
 
2014-04-15 12:28:43 AM  
What kind of fruity prank is that?
 
2014-04-15 12:31:52 AM  
Before he went into cardiac arrest, the victim stated that he was "so very scared."

/are we sure it was his friend and not a slatted chair?
 
2014-04-15 12:36:19 AM  

bearded clamorer: But squeezin' your balls can give you
A heart attack ack ack ack ack ack
You oughta know by now
Who needs a school where they grab your sack?
Is that all you get for your studies?


that's excellent.
 
2014-04-15 01:14:39 AM  
testicle grabbing and heart attacks are quite prevalent in today's society
 
2014-04-15 01:14:59 AM  
That'll teach the leprechauns to pick a better place to hide their gold.
 
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