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(Fox News)   There's a blood moon tonight. What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? Seriously, I have no farking idea here   (foxnews.com) divider line 378
    More: Scary, Lunar Eclipse, moons, Tennessee Valley, night sky, full moons, eclipses  
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2014-04-14 07:40:32 PM  
People with some science knowledge call it a total lunar eclipse.
 
2014-04-14 08:02:44 PM  
It's an occult thing.
You wouldn't understand.
 
2014-04-14 08:10:18 PM  
A shadow will creep over the moon.  In some occult circles, a shadow creeping over someone's face means they are about to die so....the moon is going to die soon.  I'm sorry, we all love the moon but it was really time to let it go.
 
2014-04-14 08:33:40 PM  
And it's Passover
 
2014-04-14 08:34:30 PM  
I've stocked up on water and canned foods, just in case.
 
2014-04-14 09:03:57 PM  
Total overcast in the east here at 40N 75 W.  There will be blood.
 
2014-04-14 09:14:59 PM  
Don't come around tonight...
 
2014-04-14 09:17:16 PM  
I'll be waxing my gibbous.
 
2014-04-14 09:17:30 PM  
Instead, we get overcast skies. Figures.
 
2014-04-14 09:18:10 PM  

Fubegra: Instead, we get overcast skies. Figures.


Oh, yeah, and I forgot to mention it's farking snowing as well.
 
2014-04-14 09:18:32 PM  
www.geekosystem.com

No Jeb! no!
 
2014-04-14 09:18:37 PM  
I'm in Raleigh, so it will look yellow-green to perhaps orange-ish through the haze of oak and pine pollen clouds.
 
2014-04-14 09:18:57 PM  
There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks. Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail lounge.
 
2014-04-14 09:19:13 PM  
Put your hand up to the light.
Put your other hand up behind it.
That's what it means.
 
2014-04-14 09:19:27 PM  
M-O-O-N.  Laws, yes.
 
2014-04-14 09:19:35 PM  
Ha ha closed comment section on the article, maybe even foxy doesn't want see what some of their more devout people will say about ZOMFGObama and THE END OF DAYS!
 
2014-04-14 09:20:55 PM  

Fubegra: Fubegra: Instead, we get overcast skies. Figures.

Oh, yeah, and I forgot to mention it's farking snowing as well.


Bad moon rising? What?
 
2014-04-14 09:21:01 PM  
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2014-04-14 09:21:23 PM  
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2014-04-14 09:21:26 PM  
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2014-04-14 09:23:05 PM  
It means the Earth is getting in the way of the Moon's tanning session, and the Moon is just not happy about that.
 
2014-04-14 09:23:08 PM  
Should we bark at it?

Is it a bad moon on the rise?

On this Harvest Moon.
 
2014-04-14 09:23:24 PM  
It's cloudy here. No bloody moon for me. : (
 
2014-04-14 09:23:57 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Fubegra: Fubegra: Instead, we get overcast skies. Figures.

Oh, yeah, and I forgot to mention it's farking snowing as well.

Bad moon rising? What?


There's a bathroom on the right.
 
2014-04-14 09:24:14 PM  
We're gonna need a bigger tampon.
 
2014-04-14 09:25:10 PM  

cretinbob: And it's Passover


Makes sense. The Moon is usually above us.
 
2014-04-14 09:25:14 PM  
Well subs thanks for the earworm.

What's this? What's this?
There's color everywhere
What's this?
There's white things in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, jack, this isn't fair

What's this?
 
2014-04-14 09:25:53 PM  
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2014-04-14 09:26:30 PM  
That time of the month again?
 
2014-04-14 09:27:34 PM  
It means Rob Liefeld has a name for his next character
 
2014-04-14 09:27:42 PM  
Someone's big fat ass is in the way.  It's a rectal eclipse.
 
2014-04-14 09:28:19 PM  
Hawaii is set up to have a perfect view of the lunar eclipse tonight.......so of-course it has been raining all day
 
Skr
2014-04-14 09:28:34 PM  
I've noticed red moons in the past. I wonder if they were eclispeeses or just horizon pollution.
 
2014-04-14 09:29:27 PM  
Happens here between 3 and 4:30 a.m. Gonna try to stay up (or wake up early). Even regular full moons here (Florida Keys) are pretty great due to little light pollution.
 
2014-04-14 09:31:28 PM  
It probably means that we'll miss it again here in Chicago because it is farking snowing. fark you winter.

/otherwise, we've missed the last several eclipses because it's always been cloudy for them
 
2014-04-14 09:33:46 PM  
And like almost every time there's a celestial event, it's farking cloudy where I am.
 
2014-04-14 09:34:04 PM  
It means Aunt Flo is coming to visit.
 
2014-04-14 09:34:48 PM  
A mysterious stranger, wearing a black suit and hat, will appear beside your bed, telling you that your 'cab is ready'.  You will have to give him your wisdom tooth.  What you thought was fake will turn out to be real and what you thought was real will turn out to be Miguel Cabrera.  You will miss a stone deadline.

As punishment, Malaysian Airlines new jingle will be 'Smoke On The Water.'
 
2014-04-14 09:34:56 PM  
It means more zombies and floating eyeballs will spawn in Terraria.
 
2014-04-14 09:36:11 PM  
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2014-04-14 09:37:01 PM  

Fubegra: Fubegra: Instead, we get overcast skies. Figures.

Oh, yeah, and I forgot to mention it's farking snowing as well.


Had wonderful weather over the weekend. 80 degrees Saturday.  I'd hoped to take the telescope out and get a nice photo of the moon tonight, but nope, cloudy skies and touch of snow here too.
 
2014-04-14 09:37:04 PM  
I sat on a broken bottle earlier. I had to pull my pants down to clean the wound. I saw my bloody butt in the mirror... Does that count as a Blood Moon?
 
2014-04-14 09:38:00 PM  
Much like living in a trailer - "there is a bathroom on the right"
 
2014-04-14 09:38:23 PM  

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I just played a Destroy all enchantments without taking mana burn

/old school
 
2014-04-14 09:38:34 PM  
These people are interested
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2014-04-14 09:41:23 PM  

cretinbob: And it's Passover


Die by my hand
I creep across the land
Killing first-born man
 
2014-04-14 09:41:28 PM  
It means expect a lot more posts about Jesus from your crazy relatives on Facebook.
 
2014-04-14 09:41:32 PM  
Mwelp, I best check for planetariums or NASA carrying a live feed cuz I plan on nabbing some screenshots.

BTW weather is crystal clear here in farkin Bako probably because I threatened Zeus with a hearty asskicking if He didn't clear the local skies.

I do however have a couple of very pleasant and friendly earworms, if anyone would like to share.

They're mildly epic and thus suitable for celestial phenomena.

Flynn Lives - Daft Punk

Revelations - Vlado Hudec
 
2014-04-14 09:41:54 PM  
Yeah, 3:30 am for us east-coast Farkers so I'll prob miss it (and it was starting to cloud over at sundown, too).

But that's ok. I saw the same exact thing the night the Sox won the World Series in 2004. Pretty cool.
 
2014-04-14 09:42:31 PM  

Fubegra: Instead, we get overcast skies. Figures.


raining here and late tonight snow :(
 
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