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(Mirror.co.uk)   Don't mess with these Amazon jungle villagers for it will be death by a million fire ants if you're going to be thieving   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 63
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9029 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Apr 2014 at 11:20 PM (22 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-14 08:17:08 PM
That's just farked up.
 
2014-04-14 08:18:44 PM
How many fire ants do you get if you have Amazon Prime?

/DNRTFA
 
2014-04-14 08:44:27 PM

shanrick: That's just farked up.


I know. Who tries to execute a hostage worth a years' wages? Ants is a form of execution.
 
2014-04-14 09:20:24 PM
I always wondered why my Amazon packages showed up the next day if I ordered before 9 AM.
 
2014-04-14 09:22:34 PM
Authorities say the two thieves, aged 18 and 19, nearly died after being stung by the poisonous fire ants

I don't always get bit by fire ants, but when I do, I choose the non-poisonous kind.

/the non-venomous kind too, for the puristas
 
2014-04-14 09:57:17 PM
Could be worse.  Could be stabbed.

/Or death by snu-snu.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-14 10:11:10 PM
We have Pseudomyrmex ants, trees, and motorbikes in the southern United States too.
 
2014-04-14 11:22:04 PM

dittybopper: Could be worse.  Could be stabbed.

/Or death by snu-snu.


Or raining...
 
2014-04-14 11:30:07 PM
 
2014-04-14 11:30:12 PM
Or by Unga Bunga....
 
2014-04-14 11:30:59 PM

macross87: dittybopper: Could be worse.  Could be stabbed.

/Or death by snu-snu.

Or raining...


Or they could have been turned into newts
 
2014-04-14 11:31:31 PM
I bet the doers of this crime think twice before doing the stealing of the motorbikes again.
 
2014-04-14 11:33:13 PM
Do the ants get delivered by drones?
 
2014-04-14 11:35:25 PM

Madaynun: I bet the doers of this crime think twice before doing the stealing of the motorbikes again.


Next time they'll steal bad motor scooters
 
2014-04-14 11:38:14 PM
all I gathered is that I need to take my earnings to Bolivia and live like a king, provided I don't get caught stealing.
 
2014-04-14 11:42:15 PM

Madaynun: I bet the doers of this crime think twice before doing the stealing of the motorbikes again.


Do it to shoplifters.
 
2014-04-14 11:47:57 PM
I've been caught stealing...
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
once when I was 5 .
 
2014-04-14 11:48:33 PM
Here is a helpful recreation of what the Amazon drones may look like:

www.antark.net
 
2014-04-14 11:51:04 PM

Madaynun: I bet the doers of this crime think twice before doing the stealing of the motorbikes again.


Sorry, there is only one MSTD. No room for copycats or understudies.
 
2014-04-14 11:55:56 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Authorities say the two thieves, aged 18 and 19, nearly died after being stung by the poisonous fire ants

I don't always get bit by fire ants, but when I do, I choose the non-poisonous kind.

/the non-venomous kind too, for the puristas


Of which I am one. The whole "poisonous" thing made me twitch.
 
2014-04-14 11:58:02 PM
/shrug

Don't steal stuff.
 
2014-04-15 12:00:32 AM

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Madaynun: I bet the doers of this crime think twice before doing the stealing of the motorbikes again.

Sorry, there is only one MSTD. No room for copycats or understudies.


Seriously.  The doing with the MSTD schtick is of the tired and lonely even from meow itself.
 
2014-04-15 12:00:57 AM

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Madaynun: I bet the doers of this crime think twice before doing the stealing of the motorbikes again.

Sorry, there is only one MSTD. No room for copycats or understudies.


Yup, had the same reaction and scrolled back up to make sure I didn't miss the username.
Alt mistake?

As for the article, that's like old school stuff right there.
 
2014-04-15 12:01:12 AM
Whole family has been stung by those multiple times (southern Texas) and kiddo had nightmares about the one time she was attacked playing outside at a birthday party.
Reserve that punishment for pedos and pervs.
 
2014-04-15 12:03:26 AM
A couple more days...

www.bogleech.com

Bet-cha they don't have too many repeat offenders
 
2014-04-15 12:04:16 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-15 12:05:06 AM

StatelyGreekAutomaton: Here is a helpful recreation of what the Amazon drones may look like:

[www.antark.net image 300x259]


 Speaking of flies, for weeks after I got out the jungle I was paranoid that every little itch was a botfly growing under my skin.
 
2014-04-15 12:07:30 AM
that's so beautiful it makes me cry...

struckbyenlightning.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-15 12:12:32 AM
Don't piss off people who live in an area where the law doesn't apply.
 
2014-04-15 12:13:12 AM

jake_lex: How many fire ants do you get if you have Amazon Prime?

/DNRTFA


You get the same amount, just at a discount.
 
2014-04-15 12:15:34 AM
can we do this to pedo's?
 
2014-04-15 12:15:58 AM

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Madaynun: I bet the doers of this crime think twice before doing the stealing of the motorbikes again.

Sorry, there is only one MSTD. No room for copycats or understudies.


Thank dog gawd, or I would die of the laughing.
 
2014-04-15 12:22:02 AM
jake_lex: How many fire ants do you get if you have Amazon Prime?

/DNRTFA


>> came for this.
 
2014-04-15 12:22:52 AM
Should've gone in guns blazing
 
2014-04-15 12:30:30 AM

zarker: Should've gone in guns blazing


work up a number 6 on 'em?
 
2014-04-15 12:31:42 AM
Came to the states on a shipment of lumber by way of Mobile shortly after the turn of the prior century, I'm told.
 
2014-04-15 12:48:46 AM

Brave: Whole family has been stung by those multiple times (southern Texas) and kiddo had nightmares about the one time she was attacked playing outside at a birthday party.
Reserve that punishment for pedos and pervs.


I was born in Houston, bred in El Paso... I have very vivid memories of these things.
I was TERRIFIED of ants up North for years and years after I moved.
 
2014-04-15 12:51:28 AM
Welcome to the jungle
We've got fire ants
We got everything you don't want
And now they're in your pants
 
2014-04-15 12:55:40 AM

NoahFenze: jake_lex: How many fire ants do you get if you have Amazon Prime?

/DNRTFA

You get the same amount, just at a discount.


Also, it only takes two days.
 
2014-04-15 01:02:11 AM
You steal from us, you get the fire ants. It's the Amazon way.

/I don't even want to think what they do for more serious transgressions, but I'll bet it makes the Inquisition look like happy hour.
 
2014-04-15 01:14:00 AM

tb tibbles: You steal from us, you get the fire ants. It's the Amazon way.

/I don't even want to think what they do for more serious transgressions, but I'll bet it makes the Inquisition look like happy hour.


Bet it makes Iron Maiden look like Simon and Garfunkel
 
2014-04-15 01:37:35 AM

Brick-House: can we do this to pedo's?


And people who talk at the theater?
 
2014-04-15 01:47:10 AM
Im OK with this
 
2014-04-15 02:00:13 AM

Dahnkster: I've been caught stealing...

once when I was 5 .


img2.wikia.nocookie.net

Did you get the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset for your birthday?
 
2014-04-15 02:12:40 AM

Brick-House: can we do this to pedo's?


No, you farkwad.

thanks for revealing the farked up mindset behind most of your posts though.

/who are these people?
 
2014-04-15 02:13:31 AM

RatMaster999: Brick-House: can we do this to pedo's?

And people who talk at the theater?


well them ... yeah.
 
2014-04-15 02:24:49 AM
Is it as bad as a bee sting on your peener?
 
2014-04-15 03:22:05 AM

dittybopper: Could be worse.  Could be stabbed.

/Or death by snu-snu.


Crucifixion?
 
2014-04-15 04:07:56 AM
Bet they won't be stealing motor bikes anytime soon.
 
2014-04-15 04:13:40 AM

Ex-Texan: Is it as bad as a bee sting on your peener?


Worse. A lot worse.
 
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