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(The Wire)   The Twitter account of US Airways crashed into a black hole of unknown origin, possibly due to a lack of a landing strip   (thewire.com ) divider line
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2014-04-14 05:01:59 PM  
Having seen the unblurred picture elsewhere, the article using the term "between her legs" really downplays how graphic the picture is.
 
2014-04-14 05:07:04 PM  
Definitely not Virgin Atlantic

/or Virgin anything, for that matter
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-04-14 05:09:36 PM  
There's a "penetrating airspace" gag here, but setting it up is awkward.
 
2014-04-14 05:10:12 PM  
 
2014-04-14 05:12:36 PM  

jaylectricity: NSFW


YOU'RE COMING IN HOT!  ABORT LANDING!!  ABORT LANDING!!!!
 
2014-04-14 05:12:41 PM  
At least they responded to a customer's complaint. That's pretty good, right?
 
2014-04-14 05:12:50 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Having seen the unblurred picture elsewhere, the article using the term "between her legs" really downplays how graphic the picture is.


Yeah, someone really needed to work the word "gaping" into the description.
 
2014-04-14 05:14:02 PM  
Looks like she had a good experience with them and would rectummend them in the future.
 
2014-04-14 05:14:24 PM  
Damn... I think they just figured out what happened to that missing 777.
 
2014-04-14 05:15:29 PM  
US Air - because Southwest is too expensive for you're broke ass.
 
2014-04-14 05:15:53 PM  
cc_rider

Damn... I think they just figured out what happened to that missing 777.

Damn thing is in too deep for the sonar to penetrate.
 
2014-04-14 05:17:44 PM  
Well...at least US Air found the Black Box....
 
2014-04-14 05:18:19 PM  
Somehow, I doubt this is the black box pinging that CNN has been discussing ad nauseum.
 
2014-04-14 05:18:21 PM  
Cockpit indeed.
 
2014-04-14 05:18:46 PM  
Evidently, LuckyCharms is the admin of the USAirways twitter account.
 
2014-04-14 05:18:57 PM  
Wonder if she births a Cessna 9 months from now?
 
2014-04-14 05:18:58 PM  
Looks like her other hanger has been getting some extra use.
 
2014-04-14 05:21:21 PM  

Stile4aly: Evidently, LuckyCharms is the admin of the USAirways twitter account.


Confirmed: MH 370 was brought down by a pickle
 
2014-04-14 05:22:17 PM  
I was going to ask what motivates a woman to stick a model airplane in her vag. But then I thought "do I really want to know" and decided that I didn't.
 
2014-04-14 05:22:21 PM  
She'll probably make them wait on her tarmac for half an hour before they clear them for a gate.
 
2014-04-14 05:22:48 PM  
US Airways:  It's more likely than you think
 
2014-04-14 05:23:41 PM  
www.coverdude.com
 
2014-04-14 05:24:31 PM  
This generation's meatspin/goatse etc.
NEVAR FURGIT: 04/14/14
 
2014-04-14 05:25:39 PM  
some 14 year old boy is having his best spring break EVAR!!!!1!!!!!
 
2014-04-14 05:26:17 PM  
This raises the question, has Malaysia Airlines checked all vaginas for the missing plane? If they have, what were the results?
If they haven't, then why not. Cover up? Was it found in the vagina of Malaysia Airlines owner's wife? Were multiple pieces found in multiple vaginas?

/I've gone on to long with this. I'm out. *mic drop*
 
2014-04-14 05:26:30 PM  
That's not deicing fluid...
 
2014-04-14 05:27:11 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-14 05:27:59 PM  

desertgeek: I was going to ask what motivates a woman to stick a model airplane in her vag. But then I thought "do I really want to know" and decided that I didn't.


Money, and some dude willing to pay for it. Why else?
 
2014-04-14 05:29:03 PM  
More leg room in that pic than in a USAir jet, amirite?
 
2014-04-14 05:29:07 PM  
Snatch Me If You Can
 
2014-04-14 05:29:10 PM  
That is completely inappropriate. US Airways doesn't even fly the 777.
 
2014-04-14 05:29:35 PM  
www.independent.co.uk
 
2014-04-14 05:29:40 PM  
Capt. Bang Ding Ow at it again?
 
2014-04-14 05:29:47 PM  
I bet CNN is gonna be looking for that wreckage too.

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea...
 
2014-04-14 05:29:57 PM  
whysoblu.com
 
2014-04-14 05:30:40 PM  
This quote from a US Airways spokesman takes the cake...

We immediately realized the error and removed our tweet.

Immediately =/= letting the tweet sit on their account for over an hour which is what actually happened.
 
2014-04-14 05:31:13 PM  
Looks like Sarah didn't learn her lesson.
 
2014-04-14 05:32:16 PM  
NTSB investigators determined that the cause of the crash was that cockpit had a large gash in it.
 
2014-04-14 05:32:30 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-14 05:33:49 PM  
Yo Dawg, I heard you like cockpits, so I put a cockpit in your cockpit...
 
2014-04-14 05:34:06 PM  

Confabulat: At least they responded to a customer's complaint. That's pretty good, right?


No kidding. Comcast just responds with Goatse pictures.
 
2014-04-14 05:34:06 PM  
How about no.
 
2014-04-14 05:35:13 PM  
Looks like somebody forgot to deploy the thrust reversers. And the flaps appear to be retracted.
 
2014-04-14 05:35:13 PM  
Looks like a blown o-ring

Definitely a cause for concern
 
2014-04-14 05:36:09 PM  
"Ladies and gentlemen in case of a vagina landing your arm rest can also be used as a suicide device."
 
2014-04-14 05:39:06 PM  

433: There's a "penetrating airspace" gag here, but setting it up is awkward.


It certainly looks like there is a lot of airspace where that plane is headed.
 
2014-04-14 05:40:01 PM  
But was the nose gear down for her pleasure?

This matters.
 
2014-04-14 05:40:49 PM  
Thank you for flying Trans Vaginal Airlines.
 
2014-04-14 05:42:26 PM  
I hope no one ate the fish.
 
2014-04-14 05:43:24 PM  
US Airways: ribbed for your pleasure.
 
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