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(KTVZ Bend)   Paper covers rock, rock dulls scissors, scissors stab roommate   (ktvz.com) divider line 18
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2014-04-14 04:50:26 PM
Elizondo posted later to the KTVZ.COM story about the incident, saying he was attacked from behind and "stabbed multiple times in the hands and face." He also claimed Stellway "had every intention of killing me" and added, "the only reason I am alive is because I train in Brazilian ju jitsu."

If he had been at the gym 26 minutes beforehand, this would have been a non-issue.
 
2014-04-14 06:33:26 PM

Diogenes: Elizondo posted later to the KTVZ.COM story about the incident, saying he was attacked from behind and "stabbed multiple times in the hands and face." He also claimed Stellway "had every intention of killing me" and added, "the only reason I am alive is because I train in Brazilian ju jitsu."

If he had been at the gym 26 minutes beforehand, this would have been a non-issue.


This is all a made up story so the victim could say he trains in Brazilian ju jitsu.. No he'll get all the ladies.
 
2014-04-14 06:38:09 PM
Was the roommate Spock?
 
2014-04-14 06:42:49 PM
"the only reason I am alive is because I train in Brazilian ju jitsu."


BREAK THE WRIST AND WALK AWAY!


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2014-04-14 06:44:07 PM
Rock dulls scissors? I've always thought it was rock crushes scissors. Is it some regional thing?
 
2014-04-14 06:45:51 PM
Bend Man sounds like a lame Mega Man boss.
 
2014-04-14 06:49:48 PM
Should of thrown spock
 
2014-04-14 06:51:42 PM
"the only reason I am alive is because I train in Brazilian ju jitsu."

And let me tell you, that's a lot of ju jitsu.
 
2014-04-14 06:51:49 PM
Don't run into scissors. Or is it with?
 
2014-04-14 06:53:00 PM

"Lawrence said alcohol was a factor in the assault."


One day I want read a criminal assault story where Earl Grey Tea was a factor in an assault.

 
2014-04-14 07:10:16 PM
I have a cousin who lives in Bend.
 
2014-04-14 07:19:53 PM

skinink: "Lawrence said alcohol was a factor in the assault."
One day I want read a criminal assault story where Earl Grey Tea was a factor in an assault.


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Maybe a Borg assault?
 
2014-04-14 07:25:36 PM

skinink: "Lawrence said alcohol was a factor in the assault."
One day I want read a criminal assault story where Earl Grey Tea was a factor in an assault.


Pardon me but do you have any Gray Poupon?
 
2014-04-14 08:25:20 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-14 08:58:45 PM
If you're not into lesbian sex don't watch it. You don't have to get all hurt by it.
 
2014-04-14 09:13:49 PM

BizarreMan: skinink: "Lawrence said alcohol was a factor in the assault."
One day I want read a criminal assault story where Earl Grey Tea was a factor in an assault.

Pardon me but do you have any Gray Poupon?


"Gray" Poupon???

Man...that is the the absolute wurst Poop....On...
 
2014-04-14 10:37:31 PM
Roommate beats off
 
2014-04-15 12:51:51 AM
Spock and the lizard are not pleased.

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