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(Chicago Business)   Is this anything like when dad visits your college dorm to see why he's been paying top dollar for Fs?   (chicagobusiness.com) divider line 17
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2014-04-14 09:20:55 PM  
3 votes:

Isitoveryet: uber humper: Isitoveryet: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

we need moar people like you working on the tough issues!

What would you do if you were in Emanuel's.  Keep the current policies?

Emanuel's? that place is a dump, i can't believe they achieved 3 stars let alone manage to still drag in actual paying customers.

you bet your ass i'd change the current policies, i'd hire a new chef & totally revamt the decor & update the menu, this isn't 18oo's!


Chicago.  Come for the food, stay because you've been murdered.
2014-04-14 09:13:01 PM  
2 votes:

Lsherm: jaybeezey: charlesmartel11235: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

When you say kids you're really saying black kids right

If you see "kids" and in your head that turns into "black kids", you're the racist.

Everything's a dog whistle to a racist.  He probably doesn't even realize he is one.


When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a black kid.
2014-04-14 09:11:25 PM  
2 votes:
I know what they need, a community organizer with a really good grasp of substance abuse problems. Someone like this guy.

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That'll do the trick. Turn him loose in Chicago and he can clear the whole problem up in no time.
2014-04-15 06:45:34 AM  
1 votes:

TheOther: fusillade762: One of the theories for the drop in crime during the 90s was legalized abortion, so you're not really too far off.

Sure, if you legalize MURDERING CHILDREN, crime statistics go down.

OMFG I'm channeling Hannity....I need an exorcism, stat!


When I am Benevolent Dictator, there will be a free abortion clinic on every street corner. We'll have an Elysian utopia within 8 years.

/Mandatory sex education, mandatory birth control for all until age 22. Watch young men and women get educations, and start their adult lives off without being in financial servitude just because they fulfilled their natural biological urges.

//Vote me for benevolent dictator 2016
2014-04-14 10:41:17 PM  
1 votes:
Really ... no one?

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2014-04-14 10:18:15 PM  
1 votes:
My sophomore year we were kickin' back one afternoon at the pad and my dad just burst in through the door.

Unfortunately we were passing the space-time bong around just at that moment.

Damn that was awkward.
2014-04-14 10:06:18 PM  
1 votes:
It's a liberal paradise
2014-04-14 09:35:29 PM  
1 votes:
Turn a few of those Nevada desert turtles loose in Chicago. That'll bring an armed response from the Feds.
2014-04-14 09:09:23 PM  
1 votes:

uber humper: Isitoveryet: uber humper: Isitoveryet: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

we need moar people like you working on the tough issues!

What would you do if you were in Emanuel's.  Keep the current policies?

Emanuel's? that place is a dump, i can't believe they achieved 3 stars let alone manage to still drag in actual paying customers.

you bet your ass i'd change the current policies, i'd hire a new chef & totally revamt the decor & update the menu, this isn't 18oo's!

What if you were in Rahm Emanuel's shoes. What would you do?


Prance around, like the Ballerina he was?

NTTAWWT
2014-04-14 08:38:57 PM  
1 votes:

NASAM: Lsherm: Since last year, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Illinois' two U.S. senators and others have called on federal law enforcement to do more to combat violence in Chicago.

Why is it the feds' problem that Chicago can't get their shiat together?  Are these all mob murders?


Because Chicago is run by liberal Democrats and the think the answer to every problem is MOAR GOVERNMENT?


Isn't Chicago the "proof" that less gun regulation leads to less crime?
2014-04-14 08:11:25 PM  
1 votes:

jaybeezey: charlesmartel11235: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

When you say kids you're really saying black kids right

If you see "kids" and in your head that turns into "black kids", you're the racist.


Everything's a dog whistle to a racist.  He probably doesn't even realize he is one.
2014-04-14 08:02:34 PM  
1 votes:

uber humper: Isitoveryet: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

we need moar people like you working on the tough issues!

What would you do if you were in Emanuel's.  Keep the current policies?


Emanuel's? that place is a dump, i can't believe they achieved 3 stars let alone manage to still drag in actual paying customers.

you bet your ass i'd change the current policies, i'd hire a new chef & totally revamt the decor & update the menu, this isn't 18oo's!
2014-04-14 07:42:08 PM  
1 votes:
White people problems?
2014-04-14 07:39:44 PM  
1 votes:

charlesmartel11235: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

When you say kids you're really saying black kids right


If you see "kids" and in your head that turns into "black kids", you're the racist.
2014-04-14 07:38:02 PM  
1 votes:
on Chicago's South and West sides.

Well there's your problem
2014-04-14 07:35:42 PM  
1 votes:
Your cab is ready, and I an Disappoint, son.
2014-04-14 06:00:37 PM  
1 votes:
Well, if they are her NATURAL cup size. . .
 
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