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2014-04-14 04:50:20 PM  
Since last year, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Illinois' two U.S. senators and others have called on federal law enforcement to do more to combat violence in Chicago.

Why is it the feds' problem that Chicago can't get their shiat together?  Are these all mob murders?
 
2014-04-14 05:27:18 PM  
Because potato.
 
2014-04-14 06:00:37 PM  
Well, if they are her NATURAL cup size. . .
 
2014-04-14 07:32:00 PM  

Lsherm: Since last year, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Illinois' two U.S. senators and others have called on federal law enforcement to do more to combat violence in Chicago.

Why is it the feds' problem that Chicago can't get their shiat together?  Are these all mob murders?


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2014-04-14 07:35:06 PM  
So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.
 
2014-04-14 07:35:29 PM  

Lsherm: Since last year, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Illinois' two U.S. senators and others have called on federal law enforcement to do more to combat violence in Chicago.

Why is it the feds' problem that Chicago can't get their shiat together?  Are these all mob murders?



Because Chicago is run by liberal Democrats and the think the answer to every problem is MOAR GOVERNMENT?
 
2014-04-14 07:35:42 PM  
Your cab is ready, and I an Disappoint, son.
 
2014-04-14 07:38:02 PM  
on Chicago's South and West sides.

Well there's your problem
 
2014-04-14 07:38:21 PM  

astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.


When you say kids you're really saying black kids right
 
2014-04-14 07:39:44 PM  

charlesmartel11235: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

When you say kids you're really saying black kids right


If you see "kids" and in your head that turns into "black kids", you're the racist.
 
2014-04-14 07:40:27 PM  

Lsherm: Since last year, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Illinois' two U.S. senators and others have called on federal law enforcement to do more to combat violence in Chicago.

Why is it the feds' problem that Chicago can't get their shiat together?  Are these all mob murders?


Probably interstate drug sales, if the DEA can say that pot grown in California and sold in California is up for enforcement under interstate commerce then certainly actual interstate drug smuggling rings (which most gangs are) should be.
 
2014-04-14 07:42:08 PM  
White people problems?
 
2014-04-14 07:44:28 PM  

NASAM: Lsherm: Since last year, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Illinois' two U.S. senators and others have called on federal law enforcement to do more to combat violence in Chicago.

Why is it the feds' problem that Chicago can't get their shiat together?  Are these all mob murders?


Because Chicago is run by liberal Democrats and the think the answer to every problem is MOAR GOVERNMENT?


Pretty much this.
 
2014-04-14 07:45:31 PM  
Well it just snowed so it should slow down for a few days
 
2014-04-14 07:45:42 PM  

robodog: Lsherm: Since last year, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Illinois' two U.S. senators and others have called on federal law enforcement to do more to combat violence in Chicago.

Why is it the feds' problem that Chicago can't get their shiat together?  Are these all mob murders?

Probably interstate drug sales, if the DEA can say that pot grown in California and sold in California is up for enforcement under interstate commerce then certainly actual interstate drug smuggling rings (which most gangs are) should be.


Just tell the FBI the shooters were brown people wearing headscarves and they'll be all over it.
 
2014-04-14 07:46:57 PM  
Didn't the federal government contemplate taking over Chicago back in the 30s?

Can't keep its people safe, secure their pensions, or lift kids out of poverty. The city is a Failure with a capital F
 
2014-04-14 07:48:55 PM  

charlesmartel11235: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

When you say kids you're really saying black kids right


You're projecting there, huh?
 
2014-04-14 07:51:34 PM  

astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.


we need moar people like you working on the tough issues!
 
2014-04-14 07:53:14 PM  
Want to lower the crime rate in Chicago?
Pay people to get sterilized.
20 years down the road......decrease in crime.

I know I will get flamed on here for this.
But what the hell.

My sister was a nurse in Cook County.
The newborns of moms who are crack addicts are a beyond sad sight......
 
2014-04-14 07:53:30 PM  

Isitoveryet: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

we need moar people like you working on the tough issues!


What would you do if you were in Emanuel's.  Keep the current policies?
 
2014-04-14 07:58:28 PM  

the_end_is_rear: Want to lower the crime rate in Chicago?
Pay people to get sterilized.
20 years down the road......decrease in crime.

I know I will get flamed on here for this.
But what the hell.

My sister was a nurse in Cook County.
The newborns of moms who are crack addicts are a beyond sad sight......


As bad as crack is to begin with, I'm surprised any pregnancy can go full term.
 
2014-04-14 07:59:52 PM  

Lsherm: Since last year, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Illinois' two U.S. senators and others have called on federal law enforcement to do more to combat violence in Chicago.

Why is it the feds' problem that Chicago can't get their shiat together?  Are these all mob murders?


Around 90% of them are gang-related (either gang shooter or gang victim). Plenty of the gangs (Latin Kings, Gangster Disciples, Los Zetas) engage in crimes the FBI (or DEA, ATF, et al) investigates. The problem is most of these shootings are a bit lower on the ladder than the FBI would normally investigate. The last time Chicago and Feds collaborated on large scale gang crackdowns, it grabbed all the top dogs and a lot of intermediary leaders. That lead the gangs to splinter and fight for territory, a balkanization if you will.
 
2014-04-14 08:00:42 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-14 08:01:52 PM  
 
2014-04-14 08:02:00 PM  

the_end_is_rear: Want to lower the crime rate in Chicago?
Pay people to get sterilized.
20 years down the road......decrease in crime.

I know I will get flamed on here for this.
But what the hell.

My sister was a nurse in Cook County.
The newborns of moms who are crack addicts are a beyond sad sight......


One of the theories for the drop in crime during the 90s was legalized abortion, so you're not really too far off.
 
2014-04-14 08:02:34 PM  

uber humper: Isitoveryet: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

we need moar people like you working on the tough issues!

What would you do if you were in Emanuel's.  Keep the current policies?


Emanuel's? that place is a dump, i can't believe they achieved 3 stars let alone manage to still drag in actual paying customers.

you bet your ass i'd change the current policies, i'd hire a new chef & totally revamt the decor & update the menu, this isn't 18oo's!
 
2014-04-14 08:04:38 PM  
Ain't nothin' wrong with that:
 
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2014-04-14 08:07:07 PM  
What?
 
2014-04-14 08:08:43 PM  

Isitoveryet: uber humper: Isitoveryet: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

we need moar people like you working on the tough issues!

What would you do if you were in Emanuel's.  Keep the current policies?

Emanuel's? that place is a dump, i can't believe they achieved 3 stars let alone manage to still drag in actual paying customers.

you bet your ass i'd change the current policies, i'd hire a new chef & totally revamt the decor & update the menu, this isn't 18oo's!


What if you were in Rahm Emanuel's shoes. What would you do?
 
2014-04-14 08:10:48 PM  

NASAM: Lsherm: Since last year, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Illinois' two U.S. senators and others have called on federal law enforcement to do more to combat violence in Chicago.

Why is it the feds' problem that Chicago can't get their shiat together?  Are these all mob murders?


Because Chicago is run by liberal Democrats and the think the answer to every problem is MOAR GOVERNMENT?


I am convinced that the CNN series Chicagoland is an elaborate ploy to get out liberal propaganda and make everyone get all emotional to the point that they finaly see how evil guns are and what they are doing to Chicago, and therefore, the rest of the country.
 
2014-04-14 08:11:25 PM  

jaybeezey: charlesmartel11235: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

When you say kids you're really saying black kids right

If you see "kids" and in your head that turns into "black kids", you're the racist.


Everything's a dog whistle to a racist.  He probably doesn't even realize he is one.
 
2014-04-14 08:12:39 PM  

the_end_is_rear: Want to lower the crime rate in Chicago?
Pay people to get sterilized.
20 years down the road......decrease in crime.

I know I will get flamed on here for this.
But what the hell.



I've thought that as well.  I know it sounds wrong, and probably is wrong, but I think it would work.
 
2014-04-14 08:22:54 PM  

fusillade762: One of the theories for the drop in crime during the 90s was legalized abortion, so you're not really too far off.


Sure, if you legalize MURDERING CHILDREN, crime statistics go down.

OMFG I'm channeling Hannity....I need an exorcism, stat!
 
2014-04-14 08:23:00 PM  
Imagine how awkward it would be if said dad saw stacks of college books in your room, and it turns out that the reason for the poor grades was an undiagnosed and untreated learning disability.
 
2014-04-14 08:26:47 PM  

jaybeezey: charlesmartel11235: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

When you say kids you're really saying black kids right

If you see "kids" and in your head that turns into "black kids", you're the racist.


Boom!
 
2014-04-14 08:38:32 PM  

Pichu0102: Imagine how awkward it would be if said dad saw stacks of college books in your room, and it turns out that the reason for the poor grades was an undiagnosed and untreated learning disability.


All the way up and into college? He wouldn't have gotten in were it that bad.
 
2014-04-14 08:38:57 PM  

NASAM: Lsherm: Since last year, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Illinois' two U.S. senators and others have called on federal law enforcement to do more to combat violence in Chicago.

Why is it the feds' problem that Chicago can't get their shiat together?  Are these all mob murders?


Because Chicago is run by liberal Democrats and the think the answer to every problem is MOAR GOVERNMENT?


Isn't Chicago the "proof" that less gun regulation leads to less crime?
 
2014-04-14 08:46:25 PM  
Dorm room headline trifecta in play?
 
2014-04-14 09:09:23 PM  

uber humper: Isitoveryet: uber humper: Isitoveryet: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

we need moar people like you working on the tough issues!

What would you do if you were in Emanuel's.  Keep the current policies?

Emanuel's? that place is a dump, i can't believe they achieved 3 stars let alone manage to still drag in actual paying customers.

you bet your ass i'd change the current policies, i'd hire a new chef & totally revamt the decor & update the menu, this isn't 18oo's!

What if you were in Rahm Emanuel's shoes. What would you do?


Prance around, like the Ballerina he was?

NTTAWWT
 
2014-04-14 09:11:25 PM  
I know what they need, a community organizer with a really good grasp of substance abuse problems. Someone like this guy.

img.fark.net

That'll do the trick. Turn him loose in Chicago and he can clear the whole problem up in no time.
 
2014-04-14 09:13:01 PM  

Lsherm: jaybeezey: charlesmartel11235: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

When you say kids you're really saying black kids right

If you see "kids" and in your head that turns into "black kids", you're the racist.

Everything's a dog whistle to a racist.  He probably doesn't even realize he is one.


When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a black kid.
 
2014-04-14 09:20:55 PM  

Isitoveryet: uber humper: Isitoveryet: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

we need moar people like you working on the tough issues!

What would you do if you were in Emanuel's.  Keep the current policies?

Emanuel's? that place is a dump, i can't believe they achieved 3 stars let alone manage to still drag in actual paying customers.

you bet your ass i'd change the current policies, i'd hire a new chef & totally revamt the decor & update the menu, this isn't 18oo's!


Chicago.  Come for the food, stay because you've been murdered.
 
2014-04-14 09:25:47 PM  

astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.


Huh.  Because money and laws and better policing have caused the murder rate to drop in pretty much every other major city in this country except Chicago.
 
2014-04-14 09:35:29 PM  
Turn a few of those Nevada desert turtles loose in Chicago. That'll bring an armed response from the Feds.
 
2014-04-14 09:36:05 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

Huh.  Because money and laws and better policing have caused the murder rate to drop in pretty much every other major city in this country except Chicago.


Really?

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-04-14 09:44:55 PM  

Pichu0102: Imagine how awkward it would be if said dad saw stacks of college books in your room, and it turns out that the reason for the poor grades was an undiagnosed and untreated learning disability.


Been there....preach it brother.
 
2014-04-14 09:51:28 PM  

DarkVader: Dwight_Yeast: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

Huh.  Because money and laws and better policing have caused the murder rate to drop in pretty much every other major city in this country except Chicago.

Really?

[i.huffpost.com image 550x400]


Notice how that stops halfway through 2010?
 
2014-04-14 10:00:09 PM  

redmid17: Around 90% of them are gang-related (either gang shooter or gang victim).


img2.wikia.nocookie.net

/ The kind of crime I can get behind.
 
2014-04-14 10:06:18 PM  
It's a liberal paradise
 
2014-04-14 10:09:21 PM  

redmid17: DarkVader: Dwight_Yeast: astouffer: So glad guns are illegal and murder is down. Oh wait its not. This a cultural issue here. Kids raised to respect nobody and take what they want when they feel like it. No amount of laws or money is going to solve this.

Huh.  Because money and laws and better policing have caused the murder rate to drop in pretty much every other major city in this country except Chicago.

Really?

[i.huffpost.com image 550x400]

Notice how that stops halfway through 2010?


It continued to decline in 2010, 2011 was flat with 2010, 2012 saw a spike, and 2013 saw a decline to the lowest level since 1962. Chicago really only looks bad compared to other cities where the rates have fallen more quickly, overall it's significantly safer than it's been in decades just like almost every other American city.
 
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