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(Huffington Post)   32 excuses worse than "the shoes will stretch", "the check's in the mail", and "Honey, I promise I'll warn you this time"   ( divider line
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2014-04-14 04:37:24 PM  
4 votes:
Aaah, Birmingham 1963!
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2014-04-14 04:14:35 PM  
2 votes:

blatz514: Of course, baseball season.

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You're shiatting me, right?  Cub fans love when the season is over.

To be fair, the Cubs season is usually over by mid-April.
2014-04-14 07:16:10 PM  
1 vote:
Best part about the Chicago?

Saturday in the park, I think it was the 4th of July.
People dancing, people laughing, a man selling ice cream , singing Italian songs.
2014-04-14 06:02:49 PM  
1 vote:
The check's in your mouth and I won't come in the mail.
2014-04-14 05:06:49 PM  
1 vote:

Karvey: If yocant make it to Chicago for their pizza,here's how you make it at home;

1) Purchase Ragu spaghetti or lesser quality sauce and Wonder Bread or lesser quality bread from you local grocer

2) Mash bread into ball

3) drown bread in sauce

3) add a piece of cheese or something if you ave any around.

4) Repeat steps 1 thru 4 until u can get to Georges Pizza in Harlem or Momma Rosas on 7th ave & 26th in Manhatten and some real slice

You said step 3 twice. you must really like step 3.
2014-04-14 04:49:31 PM  
1 vote:

Omnivorous: [ image 600x384]

Even better: crossing Lake Michigan on a sailboat at night.  The lights of the cities over the horizon and the aurora borealis overhead.

And the mutant potato sharks below.
2014-04-14 04:38:02 PM  
1 vote:
"Don't worry about the sleeves; they'll ride up with wear."
2014-04-14 04:25:28 PM  
1 vote:
Ah, Springtime in Chi-town.
The wafting aroma of thawing dog turds that have accumulated over the season.
The aroma of grease in the air from fast food franchises.
The sound of gunfire and sirens.
The inevitable thump thump of a boom box blasting some loud hip hop from a passing car.
The nonavailability of a decent Pizza.
The Cops that make the gangs look like the BSA with their corruption.
The gangs that make the Cops look inept with their failure to curtail the violence and drug related activities.
There is nothing quite like having a home town allegiance to a concrete shiathole that was built on graft, greed, and mob blood.
There are other towns that are similar, but Chicago was the model of how to build a town with paid off cops and politicians.
Even NYC took notes at how quickly the city was rebuilt after the fire.
Yeah, a cow. An Irish Lady's cow at that.
That's the ticket.
2014-04-14 04:17:12 PM  
1 vote:
33. No Chicago gang activity in the summer.
2014-04-14 04:01:16 PM  
1 vote:
Of course, baseball season.

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You're shiatting me, right?  Cub fans love when the season is over.
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