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(Huffington Post)   32 excuses worse than "the shoes will stretch", "the check's in the mail", and "Honey, I promise I'll warn you this time"   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Chicago River, Diana Ross, loop  
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10641 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Apr 2014 at 4:11 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-15 02:03:44 PM  
1 vote:
The only good thing in Chicago is Harry Dresden.  And he's a fictional character.

/or is he?
//I can't think of a good pun.
2014-04-14 05:28:43 PM  
1 vote:
Former Michigander here, lived in the Chicago suburbs for 9 years, and it's not even fair to call the narrow strip of imported sand a beach to begin with.

Overall, I just realized I'm tired of living with so many people. All the "events" are great, but with that comes the crowds and traffic as well. I could never make it in NY or LA, I already know this.
2014-04-14 05:06:49 PM  
1 vote:

Karvey: If yocant make it to Chicago for their pizza,here's how you make it at home;

1) Purchase Ragu spaghetti or lesser quality sauce and Wonder Bread or lesser quality bread from you local grocer

2) Mash bread into ball

3) drown bread in sauce

3) add a piece of cheese or something if you ave any around.

4) Repeat steps 1 thru 4 until u can get to Georges Pizza in Harlem or Momma Rosas on 7th ave & 26th in Manhatten and some real slice

You said step 3 twice. you must really like step 3.
2014-04-14 04:38:02 PM  
1 vote:
"Don't worry about the sleeves; they'll ride up with wear."
2014-04-14 04:22:34 PM  
1 vote:
High homicide rate and highly restrictive laws for legal gun ownership.
I'll pass
2014-04-14 04:14:38 PM  
1 vote:
Are they somehow implying that other cities don't have these things? Baseball teams? Concerts? Beaches? Bars on top of tall buildings? What?
2014-04-14 04:14:35 PM  
1 vote:

blatz514: Of course, baseball season.

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You're shiatting me, right?  Cub fans love when the season is over.

To be fair, the Cubs season is usually over by mid-April.
2014-04-14 04:01:16 PM  
1 vote:
Of course, baseball season.

You're shiatting me, right?  Cub fans love when the season is over.
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