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(Opposing Views)   OMG are teens really getting high off bedbugs? Spoiler: No   (opposingviews.com) divider line 44
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2014-04-14 03:03:30 PM  
But since it's Opposing Views, I'll counter subby and say "Yes!"
 
2014-04-14 03:12:03 PM  
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2014-04-14 03:27:37 PM  
OMG! Is Opposing Views still providing zero content, yet raking in ad income by republishing other people's content, then submitting it to aggregate sites? Spoiler: Yes.
 
2014-04-14 03:49:22 PM  
No no no...

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2014-04-14 03:56:08 PM  
Nighty night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs get you tripping balls.
 
2014-04-14 04:22:28 PM  
It's a gateway drug to snorting spiders.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-14 04:22:43 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: OMG! Is Opposing Views still providing zero content, yet raking in ad income by republishing other people's content, then submitting it to aggregate sites? Spoiler: Yes.


Yeah, they probably are, but I'm not clicking on that link.  Some of us do learn from our mistakes.

But just think about how awesome it would be if bed bugs could get you high.

The bad news is you have bedbugs.

The good news is you can smoke them.
 
2014-04-14 04:24:46 PM  

Diogenes: I'm also amused that a site 'warning' us about scams is littered with this typical garbage:

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A pair of scissors into your ear!  Brilliant!
 
2014-04-14 04:25:09 PM  

Ambitwistor: It's a gateway drug to snorting spiders.

[i1.ytimg.com image 360x270]


I am so happy that wasn't a gif. or a link to the guy actually doing it.  Gah.
 
2014-04-14 04:26:04 PM  
They are not getting high on Bed Bugs, they are getting high with Bed Bugs.img.fark.net
 
2014-04-14 04:26:23 PM  

Diogenes: I'm also amused that a site 'warning' us about scams is littered with this typical garbage:

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[April 2014] This shocking video went viral in days!...

[ai.yabuka.com image 100x75]
Shocking Weight Loss
Shocking new weight loss discovery is not just another skinny pill

[ai.yabuka.com image 100x75]
New Shocking Brain Trick
[April 2014] Scary trick major companies use to teach a new lang...

[ai.yabuka.com image 100x75]
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What Is The Government Actually Preparing For...

[ai.yabuka.com image 100x75]
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And those are the Opposing Views "stories" than lean more towards the Pulitzer side of the scale.
 
2014-04-14 04:28:06 PM  

blatz514: I am so happy that wasn't a gif. or a link to the guy actually doing it.  Gah.


Here you go!  HTH.
 
2014-04-14 04:31:48 PM  

Ambitwistor: blatz514: I am so happy that wasn't a gif. or a link to the guy actually doing it.  Gah.

Here you go!  HTH.


You just became Green 3.  Just so I know when I should have a trash can handy.
 
2014-04-14 04:32:19 PM  
"Hi guys! What's going on in this thread?"

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2014-04-14 04:32:52 PM  

Ambitwistor: blatz514: I am so happy that wasn't a gif. or a link to the guy actually doing it.  Gah.

Here you go!  HTH.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-14 04:33:28 PM  
We should start one saying that teens are getting high from snorting farts directly from other people's anuses. Can any of you Farkers give this a write up that will be believable enough to make Snopes have to debunk it.
 
2014-04-14 04:34:59 PM  
That was actually a really well done video.
 
2014-04-14 04:42:29 PM  

gfid: Lenny_da_Hog: OMG! Is Opposing Views still providing zero content, yet raking in ad income by republishing other people's content, then submitting it to aggregate sites? Spoiler: Yes.

Yeah, they probably are, but I'm not clicking on that link.  Some of us do learn from our mistakes.

But just think about how awesome it would be if bed bugs could get you high.

The bad news is you have bedbugs.

The good news is you can smoke them.


Can you make jerky out of them also?
 
2014-04-14 04:45:54 PM  
Oh god bedbug threads. Gyuuuh. I had to deal with the farkers once (Apparently: COming off of bats in an apartment I was subletting for the summer.)

Never before have I felt paranoia like what I felt after I moved out. For YEARS. Always worried I'd not killed them all (Double-bagged everything I own, left it in a hot car for a week, in 100*F temperatures), waking up in the middle of the night thinking I felt one.

Those evil farkers will drive you MAD.
 
2014-04-14 04:50:25 PM  

abhorrent1: That was actually a really well done video.


Thanks to your comment, I actually clicked on the link, and watched the video. It was pretty well done. Thank you.
 
2014-04-14 04:51:03 PM  

Felgraf: Oh god bedbug threads. Gyuuuh. I had to deal with the farkers once (Apparently: COming off of bats in an apartment I was subletting for the summer.)

Never before have I felt paranoia like what I felt after I moved out. For YEARS. Always worried I'd not killed them all (Double-bagged everything I own, left it in a hot car for a week, in 100*F temperatures), waking up in the middle of the night thinking I felt one.

Those evil farkers will drive you MAD.


Yeah, bats are bad. You should have never stopped in bat country.
 
2014-04-14 04:52:57 PM  
Well, given enough bed bugs, sure, it could happen.

Blood loss--->hypovolemia--->hypoxia---> difficulty performing tasks requiring coordination, trouble focusing, bad judgment and mild euphoria.
 
2014-04-14 04:58:44 PM  

blatz514: Ambitwistor: It's a gateway drug to snorting spiders.

[i1.ytimg.com image 360x270]

I am so happy that wasn't a gif. or a link to the guy actually doing it.  Gah.



Don't be silly, you don't snort spiders. Huffing them is much better.
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-14 05:07:07 PM  

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I'm not getting the scissors. Is she giving herself an ear-botomy?
 
2014-04-14 05:27:57 PM  
Beats Jenkem!


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2014-04-14 05:38:49 PM  

gfid: Lenny_da_Hog: OMG! Is Opposing Views still providing zero content, yet raking in ad income by republishing other people's content, then submitting it to aggregate sites? Spoiler: Yes.

Yeah, they probably are, but I'm not clicking on that link.  Some of us do learn from our mistakes.

But just think about how awesome it would be if bed bugs could get you high.

The bad news is you have bedbugs.

The good news is you can smoke them.


The bedbugs contain Potassium Benzoate
 
2014-04-14 05:58:03 PM  
In other news, every teen has a PhD in Chemistry from the Clutching Pearl Institute of Advanced Paranoid Delusion University
 
2014-04-14 06:00:05 PM  

gfid: Lenny_da_Hog: OMG! Is Opposing Views still providing zero content, yet raking in ad income by republishing other people's content, then submitting it to aggregate sites? Spoiler: Yes.

Yeah, they probably are, but I'm not clicking on that link.  Some of us do learn from our mistakes.

But just think about how awesome it would be if bed bugs could get you high.

The bad news is you have bedbugs.

The good news is you can smoke them.


They'd be extinct in no time.
 
2014-04-14 06:15:31 PM  
I guess I should throw away this bag of weed. I hate being tricked into thinking I'm stoned.
 
2014-04-14 06:19:10 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: In other news, every teen has a PhD in Chemistry from the Clutching Pearl Institute of Advanced Paranoid Delusion University


If you tell kids they can get high from something, a certain number will try it just to see.

"Hey, I heard smoking the thigh bones pulled from live rhinos will get you high."

"Awesome! I'm headed for Africa now!"
 
2014-04-14 06:20:56 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Smeggy Smurf: In other news, every teen has a PhD in Chemistry from the Clutching Pearl Institute of Advanced Paranoid Delusion University

If you tell kids they can get high from something, a certain number will try it just to see.

"Hey, I heard smoking the thigh bones pulled from live rhinos will get you high."

"Awesome! I'm headed for Africa now!"


You mean I could have let the neighborhood douchebags smoke that arsenic instead of disposing of it responsibly?  Goddamnitsomuch
 
2014-04-14 06:21:19 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: OMG! Is Opposing Views still providing zero content, yet raking in ad income by republishing other people's content, then submitting it to aggregate sites? Spoiler: Yes.


Non OV Link

and remember

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2014-04-14 06:23:32 PM  

Soup Goes Here: gfid: Lenny_da_Hog: OMG! Is Opposing Views still providing zero content, yet raking in ad income by republishing other people's content, then submitting it to aggregate sites? Spoiler: Yes.

Yeah, they probably are, but I'm not clicking on that link.  Some of us do learn from our mistakes.

But just think about how awesome it would be if bed bugs could get you high.

The bad news is you have bedbugs.

The good news is you can smoke them.

The bedbugs contain Potassium Benzoate


<puzzled look>
 
2014-04-14 06:42:49 PM  
All the cool kids have moved on to snorting fire ants....
 
2014-04-14 07:09:44 PM  

Gyrfalcon: If you tell kids they can get high from something, a certain number will try it just to see.


Yeah, sort of makes me wonder what that 50 bananas a day girl is doing with all the peels.   Is the smoking them?

I never smoked banana peels, but I did ingest a massive quantity of nutmeg once.  I wouldn't recommend it.  It's actually hard to eat that much nutmeg and the effects were mostly non-existent and probably all in my head (well, of course they were).  They weren't very intense at all.

I've also heard you can extract opium from poppy seeds.  I even bought a  bag of poppy seeds, but the thing is even though you can technically do it and poppy seeds aren't really expensive - you're gonna need more poppy seeds just to get high just once.  It's not worth the effort.

Now I just smoke pot and drink beer.  They are very reliable sources of intoxification.
 
2014-04-14 07:35:08 PM  

Felgraf: Oh god bedbug threads. Gyuuuh. I had to deal with the farkers once (Apparently: COming off of bats in an apartment I was subletting for the summer.)

Never before have I felt paranoia like what I felt after I moved out. For YEARS. Always worried I'd not killed them all (Double-bagged everything I own, left it in a hot car for a week, in 100*F temperatures), waking up in the middle of the night thinking I felt one.



DTs are a biatch.
 
2014-04-14 07:56:22 PM  
Pbbft. What else am I going to lace my bananadine with?
 
2014-04-14 08:02:38 PM  

Nothing_Happens: Beats Jenkem!


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Leeeeerrrroooyyyy Jeeeeennnkemmmm!!
 
2014-04-14 08:34:42 PM  

blatz514: No no no...

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why does the hypno-toad wear a dog collar?
 
2014-04-14 10:59:50 PM  
They're still doing toad though, right?
 
2014-04-14 11:04:38 PM  

DanZero: Lenny_da_Hog: OMG! Is Opposing Views still providing zero content, yet raking in ad income by republishing other people's content, then submitting it to aggregate sites? Spoiler: Yes.

Non OV Link

and remember

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You mean I smoked all these bed bugs for nothing?

/sooo itchy
 
2014-04-15 01:12:15 AM  
Even if they got you high, it STILL would not be worth living with bedbugs.

NEVER AGAIN
 
2014-04-15 02:19:27 AM  

maniacalclown: Even if they got you high, it STILL would not be worth living with bedbugs.

NEVER AGAIN


Bad divorce?
 
2014-04-15 05:12:25 AM  
Soup Goes Here:The bedbugs contain Potassium Benzoate


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