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(Washington Times)   Negative, Ghost Ridersky, the tower is full   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 48
    More: Scary, navies, Black Sea, Russians, destroyers, UN peacekeeping missions, towers, Russian Navy, USS Donald Cook  
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2014-04-14 02:32:08 PM  
6 votes:
Russia is everyone's problem. That's because every time Russia goes up in the air, they're unsafe. I don't like Russia because they're dangerous.
2014-04-14 02:31:39 PM  
6 votes:
The tower?!  Rapunzel!  Rapunzel!
2014-04-14 02:43:50 PM  
4 votes:
s2.quickmeme.com
2014-04-14 02:36:22 PM  
4 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Russia is everyone's problem. That's because every time Russia goes up in the air, they're unsafe. I don't like Russia because they're dangerous.


 (gum chomp)
2014-04-14 01:04:24 PM  
4 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Come on, Mav, do some of that pilot shiat!
2014-04-14 04:41:37 PM  
3 votes:
All that wonderful highly technical machinery of war created by some of the best minds in the world and nobody thought to bring along a little green laser pointer.
2014-04-14 02:41:22 PM  
3 votes:
You laugh now, but some day the Russian pilot will become a NASCAR driver and convert to Scientology.
2014-04-14 02:35:59 PM  
3 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Russia is everyone's problem. That's because every time Russia goes up in the air, they're unsafe. I don't like Russia because they're dangerous.


THAT'S RIGHT! Rap. Master2000.

*brushes shoulder*

Russia is dangerous.
2014-04-14 02:17:55 PM  
3 votes:
jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com
/Movie jumping
2014-04-14 01:34:54 PM  
3 votes:
Hey, MaudlinMutantMollusk?

*sniff*

You stink ...
2014-04-14 04:50:29 PM  
2 votes:
seen working the radar that day...
archive.meemi.com

Not exactly a 'close' one
2014-04-14 04:38:01 PM  
2 votes:
It's a tall structure with officers in it, but that's not important right now.
2014-04-14 03:11:42 PM  
2 votes:
I hope we don't Russian to anything.
2014-04-14 03:08:47 PM  
2 votes:

BigNumber12: Rent Party: They did while I was in. Early 1990s. I still have pictures taken from the F-14 escorting them on their flyby.

...well? Where are they?

gas giant: And the next thing you know, everybody will start wearing neon short shorts paired with knee socks and start listening to Twisted Sister.

Never heard of her.


actually it's a "he".. well actually it's a "they"

/flight of the navigator FTW
2014-04-14 03:06:46 PM  
2 votes:

Rent Party: They did while I was in. Early 1990s. I still have pictures taken from the F-14 escorting them on their flyby.


...well? Where are they?

gas giant: And the next thing you know, everybody will start wearing neon short shorts paired with knee socks and start listening to Twisted Sister.


Never heard of her.
2014-04-14 03:05:27 PM  
2 votes:
No. No Mav, this is not a good idea.
Sorry Goose, it's time to buzz a pattern.
2014-04-14 03:00:19 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe he just wanted to hang with the boys?
2014-04-14 02:50:21 PM  
2 votes:

gas giant: And the next thing you know, everybody will start wearing neon short shorts paired with knee socks and start listening to Twisted Sister.
The 80's were f*cking incredibly stupid, do we really have to go through all that sh*t again?


Yeah, we're not gonna take it anymore.
2014-04-14 02:48:17 PM  
2 votes:
Something something, danger zone, something something volleyball.
2014-04-14 02:45:39 PM  
2 votes:
And the next thing you know, everybody will start wearing neon short shorts paired with knee socks and start listening to Twisted Sister.
The 80's were f*cking incredibly stupid, do we really have to go through all that sh*t again?
2014-04-14 02:40:12 PM  
2 votes:

ReverendJynxed: How many buzzing noises and alarms did that bastard hear on his fly-by?


I don't know, but I bet his nuts enjoyed having 6 MW of RF directed at them.
2014-04-14 02:36:44 PM  
2 votes:
Good thing it wasn't an Iran Air A300.

upload.wikimedia.org
2014-04-14 02:32:08 PM  
2 votes:
Oh, Hai. Did you guys order some pierogis?
No?
Well, then, we'll just be off then.
Buh-bye.
2014-04-14 02:27:01 PM  
2 votes:
Quick, where are my pearls?!
2014-04-14 01:12:20 PM  
2 votes:
Talk to me, Gorsky
2014-04-14 07:22:23 PM  
1 votes:
Is McCain shouting about Obama being weak yet?
2014-04-14 06:23:54 PM  
1 votes:
Soon the Russian Bear will be unleashed...

i1036.photobucket.com
2014-04-14 04:06:11 PM  
1 votes:

dittybopper: neongoats: Smoking GNU: gas giant: And the next thing you know, everybody will start wearing neon short shorts paired with knee socks and start listening to Twisted Sister.
The 80's were f*cking incredibly stupid, do we really have to go through all that sh*t again?

Apparently. From what i've seen, most hard core straight ticket voting republicans have a raging hardon when thinking about the possible return of the cold war.

And Putin. They love his fascist, bare chested, horseback riding manliness. They are damn near orgasmic with their awe of his sheer authoritarian-ness and iron fisted authority.

You know what?  I know a few conservatives.  They don't particularly care for Putin.  They see him as an ex-KGB agent.

In fact, I just held my nose and quickly perused Free Republic, and pretty much it sounds like they are in agreement that 'A *REAL* president wouldn't let Putin get away with that shiat:  Nobody buzzed us when Reagan was in office'.


Heh...odd how Freepers forget Bin Laden's statement about being emboldened by Reagan's failure to respond after the Marine barracks bombing.

/listen to your enemies
//sometime they're more honest than your "allies"
2014-04-14 03:48:39 PM  
1 votes:
Did the captain of the ship spill his coffee while cursing under his breath?

I WANT SOME BUTTS! (I loved that line because it set the tone for the homoerotic masterpiece that is Top Gun)
2014-04-14 03:18:54 PM  
1 votes:

The_Original_Roxtar: The_Original_Roxtar: it's a Su-24... the soviet answer to the F-111
meh.

correction.. it's a poor soviet attempt at a F-111 style aircraft that fell short in every respect.


TFA starts off with an SU-27s and ends with two Su-24s and I think they were both stock photos.  I don't think we know what really flew by.

Given the press demand for accuracy, I'd guess it was probably a Tu-95 that went through editing like this:  "It's a fighter jet!  I think it's an AK-47!"
2014-04-14 03:09:27 PM  
1 votes:

Smoking GNU: gas giant: And the next thing you know, everybody will start wearing neon short shorts paired with knee socks and start listening to Twisted Sister.
The 80's were f*cking incredibly stupid, do we really have to go through all that sh*t again?

Apparently. From what i've seen, most hard core straight ticket voting republicans have a raging hardon when thinking about the possible return of the cold war.


And Putin. They love his fascist, bare chested, horseback riding manliness. They are damn near orgasmic with their awe of his sheer authoritarian-ness and iron fisted authority.
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-14 03:09:24 PM  
1 votes:
moderatelygeeky.podbean.com
2014-04-14 03:05:15 PM  
1 votes:
You know what else? F*ck Kenny Loggins. There, I said it.

The best song off the Top Gun Soundtrack is "Mighty Wings" by Cheap Trick. There's a raging fire in my heart tonight, guys. Growing higher and higher in my soul.
2014-04-14 03:00:30 PM  
1 votes:
Nice stock photo of the wrong aircraft, Washington Post.
2014-04-14 02:59:25 PM  
1 votes:

Repple Depple: BEER_ME_in_CT: Hey Russia,

we put those old ships out in the Black Sea to distract you while we maneuver THESE into striking distance.

[media.defenceindustrydaily.com image 850x615]

DDG-75 can take care of itself quite nicely...

/Aegis Weapon System
//SM-3
///boom


SM-3: We'll even blow satellites apart.
2014-04-14 02:58:17 PM  
1 votes:

gas giant: Rent Party: I still have pictures taken from the F-14 escorting them on their flyby.

And some residual hearing loss?


It's an aircraft carrier, dude.  You get residual hearing loss when you check on board.
2014-04-14 02:53:36 PM  
1 votes:

Rent Party: I still have pictures taken from the F-14 escorting them on their flyby.


And some residual hearing loss?
Russia: Why America make stealth plane? Stealth is for pussy, we do opposite!
2014-04-14 02:52:07 PM  
1 votes:

gas giant: And the next thing you know, everybody will start wearing neon short shorts paired with knee socks and start listening to Twisted Sister.


Oh, you mean like back in 2012?

4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-04-14 02:48:57 PM  
1 votes:

gas giant: And the next thing you know, everybody will start wearing neon short shorts paired with knee socks and start listening to Twisted Sister.
The 80's were f*cking incredibly stupid, do we really have to go through all that sh*t again?


Apparently. From what i've seen, most hard core straight ticket voting republicans have a raging hardon when thinking about the possible return of the cold war.
2014-04-14 02:47:44 PM  
1 votes:
Subski you dumbski, it's "pattern" not "tower."
2014-04-14 02:42:57 PM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: Russians being Russians. Do they still buzz carrier groups with TU-95s?


They did while I was in.   Early 1990s.  I still have pictures taken from the F-14 escorting them on their flyby.
2014-04-14 02:40:23 PM  
1 votes:
The comments section of the TFA is priceless, you have to wonder when the readers of the uber-right Moonie Times began such a love affair with Russia, who used to be tier designated boogeyman:

  Tastycake
Our country is a major hypocrite. We are just exploiting the Ukrainian people to get at Russia's vast natural resources combined with pushing our ideology onto them - sort of like what the USSR was doing prior to its dissolution. So we are now the USSA.
2


  Kathy King
The Russians are also the only true Christian nation left on earth. Religious or not, I'd rather have leaders that profess to follow the "golden rule" than the dual citizen skanks we have in Canada and the US.

  Cuchulain
They definitely are on the right side of the Syrian Sectarian War.
2014-04-14 02:38:38 PM  
1 votes:

talkertopc: 1000 yards might be impolite but it is not exactly buzzing the tower.


Yeah, it's one thing to cross at 1000 yards... it's another to close at supersonic speeds while lighting them up with your fire control. That's when the headline reads: "Pair of Russian aircraft shot down by American Destroyer after aggressive actions."
2014-04-14 02:37:13 PM  
1 votes:
How many buzzing noises and alarms did that bastard hear on his fly-by?
2014-04-14 02:30:44 PM  
1 votes:

mvalpreda: It's "Negative Ghost Rider. The pattern is full."


Try and keep up
2014-04-14 02:29:42 PM  
1 votes:
www.projectorreviews.com
2014-04-14 01:37:40 PM  
1 votes:
I want somebody's butt! I want it now! I've HAD IT!
2014-04-14 12:59:50 PM  
1 votes:
Well, fark.
 
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