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(RealClear)   New strain of performance-enhancing weed discovered   (realclear.com) divider line 6
    More: Obvious, USA Swimming, Hank Haney, freestyle, Mark Spitz, retirement, Olympics in Rio, United States Anti-Doping Agency  
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10312 clicks; posted to Sports » on 14 Apr 2014 at 4:27 PM (36 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-14 07:24:48 PM  
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some_beer_drinker: [0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com image 480x360]


I looked at that and saw this

www.marusin.com
2014-04-14 07:22:56 PM  
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ArkAngel: Longbottom leaf?


It's called Gandolf now.

//Seriously, there is a strain called Gandolf.
2014-04-14 07:16:26 PM  
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ArkAngel: Longbottom leaf?

That stuff is performance enhancing if you're farking Aragorn or Gimli or Gandalf.  If you're a hobbit, it makes you want to eat mushrooms and drink a proper ale at the Prancing Pony.  Now kingsfoil, that will cure nearly everything from minor cuts to full-on wounds caused by poisoned Orc arrows.  But it's effects are best if Aragorn uses it, as he is the King of Middle Earth.

rudemix: He wasn't eating 12,000 cals a day (allegedly) from swimming. Serious munchies was what it was.

He was smoking performance enhancing weed that had the properties of anabolic steroids, EPO, thermogenic fat cell burners, and the munchies.  That way he could protein and carb load without packing on fat.
2014-04-14 06:27:32 PM  
1 votes:
Longbottom leaf?
2014-04-14 04:43:54 PM  
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gfid: Phelps won't be coming back for the money,

Bullshiat - if he loved swimming so much he wouldn't have a retirement to come out of.


He's trying to do better than Subway for product endorsements.
2014-04-14 04:39:16 PM  
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Phelps won't be coming back for the money,

Bullshiat - if he loved swimming so much he wouldn't have a retirement to come out of.
 
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