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(New York Daily News)   Thai gambler dies after accidentally shooting himself in the testicles with a handgun he had concealed in his pants. Police unsure if the wound itself was fatal or the man just lost the will to live after the injury   (nydailynews.com) divider line 68
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2014-04-14 01:06:56 PM
27-year-old Kittisak Krusorn had returned home after a gambling event at a local temple when authorities say she discharged a holstered gun and the bullet punctured his testicles.

Now that's just adding insult to injury.
 
2014-04-14 01:27:55 PM
You know what would be funny? If the capital of the country where this occurred had a name serving as a one-word portmanteau descriptor of what happened. Maybe "Blamballs" or something like that.
 
2014-04-14 01:34:45 PM
Johnny shot himself in the cock,
Shoved a gun down his pants,
and the trigger got caught
It's tough, so tough.....

/You got to hold on, to what you got...
 
2014-04-14 01:59:43 PM
"Talk about shooting your load..."


i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-14 02:02:34 PM
That's just nuts
 
2014-04-14 02:21:00 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-14 02:52:06 PM
Strangely Appropriate

/142nd fastest gun in the West
 
2014-04-14 02:53:50 PM
I've never heard of playing Russian Roulette with your junk before.
 
2014-04-14 02:56:47 PM
Plaxico Burress is thinking he got off easy with just a thigh wound.
 
2014-04-14 02:57:45 PM
Going off half-cocked is NEVER advisable, even in gambling....
 
2014-04-14 02:59:06 PM

monoski: Plaxico Burress is thinking he got off easy with just a thigh wound.


He's probably grateful he can still get off easy, instead of going off half-cocked.
 
2014-04-14 02:59:13 PM
Ze German version:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-14 02:59:25 PM
www.technologytell.com
 
2014-04-14 02:59:45 PM
Kittisac is now Nosac.
 
2014-04-14 02:59:51 PM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-04-14 03:00:59 PM
Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods
He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked gun over, it went off and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was his doctor, Sve
"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat you are going to be OK.
Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."
"What's the bad news?", asks Ole"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra.
She's going to teach you vhere to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye."
 
2014-04-14 03:01:55 PM
he told you he was hardcore
 
2014-04-14 03:02:52 PM
A Thai gambler died after he accidentally shot himself in the testicles.
Kittisak Krusorn, 27, is believed to have mistakenly fired the gun as he removed it from its holster in the early hours of April 7.

So...Kittisak hit his sack. Pity.
 
2014-04-14 03:04:07 PM
What model gun is that?
 
2014-04-14 03:06:38 PM

zimbomba63: What model gun is that?


A "zip" gun I'd wager   looks pretty home made  which might explain its unreliability
 
2014-04-14 03:06:44 PM
Bangkok dangerous
 
2014-04-14 03:07:23 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's just nuts


I was gonna say that
 
2014-04-14 03:08:09 PM

zimbomba63: What model gun is that?


A homemade one.  According to the article.
 
2014-04-14 03:09:47 PM

ko_kyi: Bangkok dangerous


Victim's last words: "This town is going to be the witness to the ultimate test of testicular fitness."
 
2014-04-14 03:10:09 PM
Looking at the picture...WTF is that, a 1911 sculpted out of metal putty?!?
 
2014-04-14 03:10:55 PM

Magorn: zimbomba63: What model gun is that?

A "zip" gun I'd wager   looks pretty home made  which might explain its unreliability


Yep.  It's a zip gun.

That doesn't necessarily mean it was unreliable or unsafe, of course.  This sort of thing can and has happened to people with modern, quality factory-made guns when they didn't don't use a proper holster.
 
2014-04-14 03:11:56 PM

stevarooni: Looking at the picture...WTF is that, a 1911 sculpted out of metal putty?!?


It looks like the grip of a 1911 welded to a pipe.
 
2014-04-14 03:16:42 PM
There's a Kenny Rogers joke here, but I can't seem to find it.

/also, I somehow mixed that song up with The Joker
 
2014-04-14 03:18:52 PM
This gambler?

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-14 03:22:45 PM
Gunshot wounds to the groin are considered kill shots.  You have a lot of blood vessels going into your penis and testicles.  In addition the bullet is not going to stop inside the penis, no matter how hard it is, and it is most likely going to travel into the pelvis region where you have a hell of a lot more blood vessels.  You get shot in the groin, there is a super high probability that you are going to bleed out.
 
2014-04-14 03:23:00 PM
If there is a God, I want him to mete out justice and cull the herd in just this manner.
 
2014-04-14 03:23:36 PM

dittybopper: Magorn: zimbomba63: What model gun is that?

A "zip" gun I'd wager   looks pretty home made  which might explain its unreliability

Yep.  It's a zip gun.

That doesn't necessarily mean it was unreliable or unsafe, of course.  This sort of thing can and has happened to people with modern, quality factory-made guns when they didn't don't use a proper holster.


for the life of me I will never understand why "If yo are concealing a weapon in your waistband, angle the holster at a 45 deg angle so a straight line from the barrel runs down and away from your body" is such a difficult concept to master
 
2014-04-14 03:25:04 PM
Knows the feel....
oyster.ignimgs.com
 
2014-04-14 03:29:13 PM
I store my guns above the waistline, Sunshine!
 
2014-04-14 03:30:22 PM
i.r.id10t:

Holy crap, I just posted a Sven and Ole joke one thread up before viewing this one. We need a trifecta, now.
 
2014-04-14 03:31:35 PM
Since this was Thailand, perhaps it was just another stage of the operation.

I always figured the removal was the hardest part.

Hardest part.
 
2014-04-14 03:32:51 PM

cgraves67: ko_kyi: Bangkok dangerous

Victim's last words: "This town is going to be the witness to the ultimate test of testicular fitness."


You're misinformed. Actually they were: "All right, motherstickers! This is a f**k-up!"
 
2014-04-14 03:33:55 PM
One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble
Not much between dis pair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and your rough guys tumble
A little pressure and they're history
 
2014-04-14 03:33:57 PM
mimg.ugo.com

NOT how I'd want to go. O_O
 
2014-04-14 03:35:13 PM

Cagey B: You know what would be funny? If the capital of the country where this occurred had a name serving as a one-word portmanteau descriptor of what happened. Maybe "Blamballs" or something like that.


This.

Subby, you had a golden opportunity at producing some HOTY candidate material and you blew it.
 
GBB
2014-04-14 03:35:21 PM
You gotta know when to hold it.
Know when to load it.
Know when to walk away,
Know when to gun.

You never count your testes
When yer sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough to count them
when you unload yer gun.
 
2014-04-14 03:43:11 PM
The rare double-Darwin.
 
2014-04-14 03:44:59 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Cagey B: You know what would be funny? If the capital of the country where this occurred had a name serving as a one-word portmanteau descriptor of what happened. Maybe "Blamballs" or something like that.

This.

Subby, you had a golden opportunity at producing some HOTY candidate material and you blew it.


Seriously. Who wrote this headline, George Lucas?
 
2014-04-14 03:46:48 PM

HairyNevus: i.r.id10t:

Holy crap, I just posted a Sven and Ole joke one thread up before viewing this one. We need a trifecta, now.


"we" don't.
 
2014-04-14 04:05:07 PM
Sounds like it hit the femoral artery after passing through the boys.
 
2014-04-14 04:10:24 PM
27-year-old Kittisak Krusorn had returned home after a gambling event at a local temple when authorities say she discharged a holstered gun and the bullet punctured his testicles. He bled to death on his porch.


SHE?  SHE was shot in the balls?  How does that work?   Ladyboy?


/Kittisak  ... snicker....
 
2014-04-14 04:19:02 PM
'Thai Gambler' is my favorite Kenny Rogers song.
 
2014-04-14 04:24:31 PM
I guess he didn't have enough testicular fortitude
 
2014-04-14 04:28:57 PM

zimbomba63: What model gun is that?


Its a glock.
 
2014-04-14 04:33:26 PM
i.imgur.com
 
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