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(Washington Post)   "He'd just paid $70,000 for eight dead squirrels wearing tiny boxing gloves"   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2014-04-14 01:50:09 PM  
Drew missed out, damn!
 
2014-04-14 01:50:09 PM  
The maker was Jan Itor.
 
2014-04-14 01:52:12 PM  
Those would go great in my waiting room!
/ doesn't have a waiting room
 
2014-04-14 01:53:05 PM  
And tiny instruments were used to create them

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-14 01:58:45 PM  
pfft.

#firstsquirrelproblems
 
2014-04-14 01:58:55 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: The maker was Jan Itor.


i1349.photobucket.com

i1349.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-14 01:59:00 PM  
How much will he pay for 7 dead babies?
 
2014-04-14 01:59:03 PM  
What use is squirrel without a tail?
/on a not really related note, has anyone watched those videos of Russians trying to say squirrel?
//god those are great
 
2014-04-14 02:01:06 PM  
I would may maybe...  Fifty per squirrel, max.

I've been tempted to get one of these for my office:
i.ebayimg.com

Or maybe:
thebloggesswp.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-14 02:01:39 PM  
Gross
 
2014-04-14 02:03:45 PM  
He's welcome to all the ones that dig up my garden.

I'd even pay him.
 
2014-04-14 02:08:06 PM  
I'm to lazy to post a pic of Rick saying he knows a guy who knows about squirrels then offering $5

/if they are the only set, then why not 70k, the guy even resold them.
 
2014-04-14 02:08:36 PM  
metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-14 02:10:22 PM  
i90.photobucket.com
 
gja
2014-04-14 02:11:12 PM  

uncleacid: How much will he pay for 7 dead babies?


Woweeeee, I am going to hell for laughing at that one.
 
2014-04-14 02:12:45 PM  
That's some sick shiat.

"I told them, 'These are expensive and they're priced at a ridiculous level, but it's something you'll never, ever have the opportunity to own in your lifetime again.'"

You know what else is ridiculously expensive and something you'll never ever have the opportunity to own in your lifetime again?

The shiat I took this morning. If you pay me enough money, I'll tear out all the plumbing and try to retrieve it for you.I kind of wonder how far that shiat has actually gone.  It was a fabulous shiat - more worthy of being sold in an antique store than and set of murdered squirrels.

And make no mistake about it - these squirrels WERE MURDERED.  Whoever did the taxidermy work didn't just happen to find 8 dead squirrels.  He murdered them.
 
2014-04-14 02:19:16 PM  
I murder squirrels on a daily basis, but I don't sell them.
Something comes around after dark and makes them its dinner.
 
2014-04-14 02:37:47 PM  

gfid:  ...these squirrels WERE MURDERED...


Don't anthropomorphize them.
 
2014-04-14 03:28:20 PM  
popculturenerd.com
Hot, hot, hot,
 
2014-04-14 07:46:48 PM  
And someone paid $162,000,000 for this:

upload.wikimedia.org

At least a monkey could not duplicate the squirrel art.
 
2014-04-14 07:47:41 PM  

JH3675: gfid:  ...these squirrels WERE MURDERED...

Don't anthropomorphize them.


They hate that.
 
2014-04-14 07:56:58 PM  
$70,000 is nuts.
 
2014-04-14 07:57:56 PM  
I want to know who the hell purchased them for Goodyear and hung them in the lunchroom to begin with!
 
Skr
2014-04-15 03:36:03 AM  

uncleacid: How much will he pay for 7 dead babies?


10k each, 7th one is free
 
2014-04-15 05:53:45 PM  

Skr: uncleacid: How much will he pay for 7 dead babies?

10k each, 7th one is free


We got racks o' babies!
 
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