Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Having hoarded his billions, the elusive Job Creator emerges from the wilderness seeking more billions to hoard. The noble Job Creator would love to invest those billions and create untold jobs, but the nervous creature fears his only known predators, the Regulationer and the Fartbongo. Suddenly, a noise! The Job Creator reacts like lightning and burrows back into his Cayman Islands beach house, quivering in terror. No jobs will be created today."
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