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(Slate)   So, here's a look at how many viruses have escaped from labs over the years--and how it could happen again. Sleep tight   (slate.com) divider line 8
    More: Scary, history of viruses, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, military camp, flu pandemics, Fort Dix, smallpox  
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2014-04-14 04:13:08 AM  
3 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Don't let the old, black lady who talks to you in your dreams trick you.


Listen to the cool white guy in Vegas instead--he loves science and gets all the techies.
2014-04-14 04:35:59 AM  
2 votes:
If I could sleep tight I wouldn't be commenting at 3:30 a.m.
2014-04-14 03:30:51 AM  
2 votes:
Don't let the old, black lady who talks to you in your dreams trick you.
2014-04-14 10:14:03 AM  
1 votes:

FatherChaos: [rayemling.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

Do you know what this place is? We protected the public from some very nasty stuff! Weaponized small pox! Ebola strains that could wipe out half the country! Stuff you don't want getting out, EVER!


That quote was hilarious to me.  "So its the regular pathogenic ebola then, gotcha."

That and working with acid which can melt your gloves, sure, bright idea sunshine

The "oops I spilled a little.  Instead of easily disinfecting this stuff with a cheap and readily obtainable cleaner (which real labs have in the hundreds of gallons), I am going to INCINERATE EVERYTHING," was also massively funny.
2014-04-14 09:29:12 AM  
1 votes:
rayemling.files.wordpress.com

Do you know what this place is? We protected the public from some very nasty stuff! Weaponized small pox! Ebola strains that could wipe out half the country! Stuff you don't want getting out, EVER!
2014-04-14 04:56:57 AM  
1 votes:
I developed swine flu while living on a farm, in 1998 . Kept my girlfriend up for nights on end, what with the oinking and squealing.
2014-04-14 04:17:24 AM  
1 votes:
Starting sentences with "so" is a virus.
2014-04-14 04:16:27 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Don't let the old, black lady who talks to you in your dreams trick you.


Meh. I never pay attention to any of those dream people. They're all full of shiat.
 
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