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(KCTV5 Kansas City)   Old and Busted: People getting high. New hotness: Pets getting high   ( divider line
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2695 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Apr 2014 at 2:13 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-14 12:05:06 AM  
3 votes:
New hotness?
Please Subby
We have been blowing our bong hits into our cats since someone figured out that we could laugh at our stoned cats
2014-04-14 03:10:23 AM  
2 votes:

Frederick: Ambivalence: cats get high on a regular basis.

Yep.  A lot of the animals have figured out how to get high.  Not uncommon at all to hear of something getting into apples that have fermented, for example.

Sounds like my GF. Though I think she prefers to just have a swig of cider from others who are drinking it. I wasn't familiar with that kind of drink myself and don't know much about the different brands, but my friends all talk about how she's always glad to have some of their Dickson cider.
2014-04-14 12:32:10 PM  
1 vote:

The Goddamn Batman: You have to be a complete blithering f*cking idiot for your pet to get into your stash.
/At least you can get it back.
2014-04-14 08:28:28 AM  
1 vote:
my wife's dog ate an entire bag of weed back in her college days. bloodshot eyes, could barely move, panted, drooled.

the dog, not my wife.

well, maybe the wife too.  who knows, i wasn't there.

anyway, my wife panicked, called poison control.  they basically told her to wait it out.

everybody was fine by the next day. doggie's still around, she is 15 years old now.  my wife learned to keep her weed in a drawer.

there. i just pitched a great story to an after school special, complete with lesson at the end. think of all the purina and cheetos commercials we can sell!
2014-04-14 05:05:52 AM  
1 vote:
2014-04-14 04:17:09 AM  
1 vote:

Never mind the catnip. Our Dachshund regularly seeks out, traps and licks frogs... for hours...

Foams like a rabid turtle, but boy does he trip... and just try and take it away from him....

tl;dr: Like, whatever, maaan...
2014-04-14 03:48:19 AM  
1 vote:
This past winter, I went to a massive outdoor grilling party that ran late into the night. Someone got the cat stoned (not me, swear to God) and it turned into a very buzzy liquid. I put it inside my coat pocket, and it just purred away happily for the next hour or so. I finally took it indoors, and put it near it's food. It staggered over, ate everything, and went to sleep with it's head in the empty bowl.

/True story.
//I later learned that it was normally a very mean sort of kitty..
2014-04-14 03:37:20 AM  
1 vote:

Jim_Callahan: Apparently, I'm too 'nipped out to spell "weed".  Dat grey mouse-toy, maaaaan.

You're all potted up, aren't you?
2014-04-14 02:56:35 AM  
1 vote:
Looking back, I know it was cruel, but I once got my cat high. I put her under a box and blew smoke in through a hole. When I lifted the box, she darted toward a wall, hit it, fell over and went to sleep. When she woke up, she ate two bowls of food.
2014-04-14 02:28:09 AM  
1 vote:

darkjezter: I have a friend who owns a bobcat. She gave it some catnip once thinking it would have the same effect it does on a regular house cat. Nope: turns out that catnip makes bobcats aggressive. It spent the next couple of hours growling and trying to fight everything.


That's when you bring out the robot dinosaur toys and the videocam ;)
2014-04-14 02:17:59 AM  
1 vote:

Ambivalence: Subby has obviously never heard of catnip.  cats get high on a regular basis.

Cats don't need catnip to get farked up. Mine regularly get insane in the membrane out of the blue for no reason.
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