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(The Atlantic Cities)   Munich sets up six nude zones in the city. Boobies uber alles   (theatlanticcities.com) divider line 23
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2014-04-14 12:21:02 AM  
10 votes:
I get nervous anytime the Germans set up special areas for specific groups.
2014-04-14 03:11:16 AM  
3 votes:

Lith: What

youprudes think youthey get  NSFW

What you actuallly get NSFW

If it's your thing though you might be happy.

nttatwwt


Nudism isn't about exhibitionism, it's about not having to wear clothes. There's nothing sexual about it.

/yeah, I go to nudist beaches
//swimsuits are stupid, uncomfortable, and annoying
2014-04-13 09:42:58 PM  
3 votes:
If it's anything like what I saw at a nude park in Munich twenty years ago (Englisher Gardens, or something), I wouldn't get too excited. Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.
2014-04-13 09:15:30 PM  
2 votes:
farm2.staticflickr.com
but do they have beer?
2014-04-14 12:24:29 PM  
1 votes:
If you're going to nudist spots because you want to see other people naked, or you think they want to see you naked, please just stay at home and flash your neighbors.  For me, it's more about getting away from the stresses of society and taking a very short vacation in to nature without any reminders of an office, taxes, or other constrains of modern life.  At most, the people are background noise.
2014-04-14 10:37:47 AM  
1 votes:

RobSeace: Kinetic King: This is wonderful! I'm going to fly to Munich on Wednesday because I'm going to make a big stick bomb. Hopefully, I'll see a lot of breasts. 'Tis true, a German TV company is flying me in to make a big stick bomb that's going to race a Porsche either outdoors, or more likely, inside an old airport hangar. I'm not getting paid a whole lot, but Munich is a cool town--so I heard--and with nude zones, it'll be even cooler--whoo, hoo! Well, you just got yourself on the no-fly list for mentioning a "bomb" in the context of "flying"! Enjoy your TSA anal probe! /But, seriously, WTF is a "big stick bomb"??


Stick bomb? Here's a few...    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeAbQZ41SRP33fsQTOLe5i_r8Ljx3U E PR  I'm basically the guy who figured out how to make colossal ones starting with the simple 5- and 6-stick types I learned as a kid.

And, yes, I never call them that when I'm schlepping a few thousand tongue depressors through an airport.  They're "kinetic craft sticks"...
2014-04-14 10:09:00 AM  
1 votes:
This. Thread. Is. Useless. Without. Pics.
2014-04-14 09:11:06 AM  
1 votes:

syrynxx: demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.

The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996


Bullshiat. ß is still used after long vowels, except in Switzerland. So "anstößig" is the correct spelling.

//German copy-editor and proofreader
2014-04-14 08:32:15 AM  
1 votes:

Lith: What you think you get  NSFW


well that's a picture of ariel that i haven't seen before.
2014-04-14 07:36:43 AM  
1 votes:

syrynxx: demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.

The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996


Grammar Nazi
2014-04-14 05:01:41 AM  
1 votes:

demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.


The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996
2014-04-14 02:56:48 AM  
1 votes:

cyberspacedout: Kinetic King: Some useful German phrases for my trip to Munich later this week...

/Whoo, hoo!

You spelled "öffentlich" wrong.


You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.
2014-04-14 02:28:27 AM  
1 votes:

Old Man Winter: I get nervous anytime the Germans set up special areas for specific groups.


What's the problem? It's so they can concentrate on their specific situation, find a final solution to any problems, etc.

Of course with the current generation having grown up everyone's-a-winner, we may as well just give out gold stars to each of them.
2014-04-14 02:27:47 AM  
1 votes:

Old Man Winter: I get nervous anytime the Germans set up special areas for specific groups.


THREAD. OVER!

That was glorious.
2014-04-14 02:00:06 AM  
1 votes:

Old Man Winter: I get nervous anytime the Germans set up special areas for specific groups.


You magnificent bastard.
People are staring at me now like a crazy person.
2014-04-14 01:18:42 AM  
1 votes:

Nabb1: If it's anything like what I saw at a nude park in Munich twenty years ago (Englisher Gardens, or something), I wouldn't get too excited. Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.


*looks at map in TFA*
*ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding*
Actually, Englischer Garten attracts fat, wrinkled, old, leather-skinned exhibitionists from all over Europe.
It looks like an improvement, since they're limiting them to specific zones for public ugliness while naked.
/You can still drink beers at the pagoda, and you will need several.
//But the goggles will do no good.
///Seriously, the goggles will do no good.
2014-04-14 01:17:30 AM  
1 votes:
What you think you get  NSFW

What you actuallly get NSFW

If it's your thing though you might be happy.

nttatwwt
2014-04-14 12:39:58 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Feldmochinger See

I read that as "Felchmonster".


Most Geman words look like names for perverse sex acts.
2014-04-14 12:24:15 AM  
1 votes:
Well all the amateur pornographers will be flocking to town to snap "amateur" style pics of all these naked ladies and we will be chock full of dirty public nudity porn for the next 10 years.

Thanks Munich.

/barf
//Home of the saggy tits.
2014-04-14 12:23:58 AM  
1 votes:
As shocking as it is that most people aren't 20-something fitness models, I still think it's ok to let them air their differences
2014-04-14 12:16:05 AM  
1 votes:
This thread is going to provide the explanation for why the people in the marriage thread don't work out.
2014-04-13 10:32:24 PM  
1 votes:

Nabb1: Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.


It's somebody's fetish, and nobody knows fetish like the Germans (except for the Japanese).
2014-04-13 10:12:28 PM  
1 votes:
swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats forming pyramids and frightening the children
 
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