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(The Atlantic Cities)   Munich sets up six nude zones in the city. Boobies uber alles   (theatlanticcities.com) divider line 78
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2014-04-13 09:15:30 PM  
farm2.staticflickr.com
but do they have beer?
 
2014-04-13 09:42:58 PM  
If it's anything like what I saw at a nude park in Munich twenty years ago (Englisher Gardens, or something), I wouldn't get too excited. Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.
 
2014-04-13 10:06:05 PM  
FTFA:  Eisbach, behind the Haus der Kunst

More like the Haus der Coonts, amirite?
 
2014-04-13 10:12:28 PM  
swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats forming pyramids and frightening the children
 
2014-04-13 10:32:24 PM  

Nabb1: Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.


It's somebody's fetish, and nobody knows fetish like the Germans (except for the Japanese).
 
2014-04-14 12:16:05 AM  
This thread is going to provide the explanation for why the people in the marriage thread don't work out.
 
2014-04-14 12:21:02 AM  
I get nervous anytime the Germans set up special areas for specific groups.
 
2014-04-14 12:23:58 AM  
As shocking as it is that most people aren't 20-something fitness models, I still think it's ok to let them air their differences
 
2014-04-14 12:24:09 AM  
Feldmochinger See

I read that as "Felchmonster".
 
2014-04-14 12:24:15 AM  
Well all the amateur pornographers will be flocking to town to snap "amateur" style pics of all these naked ladies and we will be chock full of dirty public nudity porn for the next 10 years.

Thanks Munich.

/barf
//Home of the saggy tits.
 
2014-04-14 12:27:04 AM  

RexTalionis: Nabb1: Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.

It's somebody's fetish, and nobody knows fetish latex like the Germans (except for the Japanese).


FTFY...

Japs just take it to a whole new dimension.... never mind level.  Germans love their latex... I have to agree... I am definitely a fan.
 
2014-04-14 12:39:09 AM  
What does the 1st of the comment thread have to do with Germans?
 
2014-04-14 12:39:58 AM  

fusillade762: Feldmochinger See

I read that as "Felchmonster".


Most Geman words look like names for perverse sex acts.
 
2014-04-14 12:54:08 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [farm2.staticflickr.com image 850x969]
but do they have beer?


Yeah, it's not gonna be them.
 
2014-04-14 12:59:00 AM  

sharphead: RexTalionis: Nabb1: Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.

It's somebody's fetish, and nobody knows fetish latex like the Germans (except for the Japanese).

FTFY...

Japs just take it to a whole new dimension.... never mind level.  Germans love their latex... I have to agree... I am definitely a fan.


I just don't get their love for gas masks, with the latex.  Or the big baggy stuff, either.

Wife: "I'm wearing some garbage bags tonight, darling. Does that turn you on?"
Husband: " Ja! And I'm wearing my gas mask."
 
2014-04-14 12:59:26 AM  

RexTalionis: nobody knows fetish like the Germans (except for the Japanese).


Oh God what if they breed?
 
2014-04-14 12:59:26 AM  

sharphead: RexTalionis: Nabb1: Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.

It's somebody's fetish, and nobody knows fetish latex like the Germans (except for the Japanese).

FTFY...

Japs just take it to a whole new dimension.... never mind level.  Germans love their latex... I have to agree... I am definitely a fan.


I knew a German girl years ago, she showed me pics of her bondage gear and latex.

She made me slightly nervous with her stories of her adventures. She was into the full body latex and mask thing where you block the other person's air tube.

I sometimes wonder if she's still alive.
 
2014-04-14 01:12:37 AM  
Dies ist ja wunderbar!  Ich werde München am Mittwoch fliegen, weil ich werde eine große Stäbchenbombe machen.  Hoffentlich ich werde viele Busen sehen.

Or auf Englisch:

This is wonderful!  I'm going to fly to Munich on Wednesday because I'm going to make a big stick bomb.  Hopefully, I'll see a lot of breasts.

'Tis true, a German TV company is flying me in to make a big stick bomb that's going to race a Porsche either outdoors, or more likely, inside an old airport hangar.  I'm not getting paid a whole lot, but Munich is a cool town--so I heard--and with nude zones, it'll be even cooler--whoo, hoo!
 
2014-04-14 01:17:30 AM  
What you think you get  NSFW

What you actuallly get NSFW

If it's your thing though you might be happy.

nttatwwt
 
2014-04-14 01:18:42 AM  

Nabb1: If it's anything like what I saw at a nude park in Munich twenty years ago (Englisher Gardens, or something), I wouldn't get too excited. Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.


*looks at map in TFA*
*ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding*
Actually, Englischer Garten attracts fat, wrinkled, old, leather-skinned exhibitionists from all over Europe.
It looks like an improvement, since they're limiting them to specific zones for public ugliness while naked.
/You can still drink beers at the pagoda, and you will need several.
//But the goggles will do no good.
///Seriously, the goggles will do no good.
 
2014-04-14 01:24:10 AM  

Lith: What you think you get  NSFW

What you actuallly get NSFW

If it's your thing though you might be happy.

nttatwwt


Thanks for disabusing me of the notion that I don't have standards.
 
2014-04-14 01:25:14 AM  
BTW, I've been to a couple of nudist group meetings.  They're pretty darned boring, really.  Most of the attendees are seriously obese guys in their 60s, prolly department-store Santas in the off season.  Bah, humbug!
 
2014-04-14 01:27:26 AM  

fusillade762: Feldmochinger See

I read that as "Felchmonster".


And from there it's just a slippery slope to "lipstick-wearing felch monkey"

/ obscure?
 
2014-04-14 01:34:06 AM  
As someone who once took off all his clothes and jumped into the river that goes through the English Garden in Munich (twice) I am getting a kick, etc
 
2014-04-14 01:38:31 AM  

zulius: What does the 1st of the comment thread have to do with Germans?


Oktoberfest in Munich and girls showing a lot of cleavage.
 
2014-04-14 01:48:57 AM  
Is Munich on the way from Milan to Minsk?

www.moviefancentral.com
 
2014-04-14 01:55:03 AM  
Some useful German phrases for my trip to Munich later this week...

Möchtest du an meinem Schwanz sitzen?

Ja, du hast eine nette Fotze.

Wo können wir bumsen in privaten?

/Whoo, hoo!
 
2014-04-14 02:00:06 AM  

Old Man Winter: I get nervous anytime the Germans set up special areas for specific groups.


You magnificent bastard.
People are staring at me now like a crazy person.
 
2014-04-14 02:04:17 AM  
Auf Wiedersehen!
 
2014-04-14 02:27:47 AM  

Old Man Winter: I get nervous anytime the Germans set up special areas for specific groups.


THREAD. OVER!

That was glorious.
 
2014-04-14 02:28:27 AM  

Old Man Winter: I get nervous anytime the Germans set up special areas for specific groups.


What's the problem? It's so they can concentrate on their specific situation, find a final solution to any problems, etc.

Of course with the current generation having grown up everyone's-a-winner, we may as well just give out gold stars to each of them.
 
2014-04-14 02:40:00 AM  

Kinetic King: Some useful German phrases for my trip to Munich later this week...

Möchtest du an meinem Schwanz sitzen?

Ja, du hast eine nette Fotze.

Wo können wir bumsen in privaten?

/Whoo, hoo!


You spelled "öffentlich" wrong.
 
2014-04-14 02:56:48 AM  

cyberspacedout: Kinetic King: Some useful German phrases for my trip to Munich later this week...

/Whoo, hoo!

You spelled "öffentlich" wrong.


You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.
 
2014-04-14 03:07:00 AM  

Notabunny: As shocking as it is that most people aren't 20-something fitness models, I still think it's ok to let them air their differences


Heh. Literally.
 
2014-04-14 03:11:16 AM  

Lith: What

youprudes think youthey get  NSFW

What you actuallly get NSFW

If it's your thing though you might be happy.

nttatwwt


Nudism isn't about exhibitionism, it's about not having to wear clothes. There's nothing sexual about it.

/yeah, I go to nudist beaches
//swimsuits are stupid, uncomfortable, and annoying
 
2014-04-14 04:01:13 AM  
Titten macht frei.
 
2014-04-14 05:01:41 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.


The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996
 
2014-04-14 05:49:50 AM  

Kinetic King: Some useful German phrases for my trip to Munich later this week...

Möchtest du an meinem Schwanz sitzen?

Ja, du hast eine nette Fotze.

Wo können wir bumsen in privaten?

/Whoo, hoo!


ist dein Mann langweilig? Komm mit mir! Ich bin ein ehrlich Mann.

Pretty sure I got that right.
 
2014-04-14 07:34:33 AM  
I'm waiting to hear outcry from some right wing Muslim group.
 
2014-04-14 07:36:43 AM  

syrynxx: demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.

The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996


Grammar Nazi
 
2014-04-14 07:43:43 AM  
German pornography is not noticeably full of people in floor length gowns and chunky turtlenecks.

Just chunky turtle heads.
 
mhd
2014-04-14 07:52:16 AM  

syrynxx: The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.


Not really.
At least for most values of "German language".
 
2014-04-14 08:01:18 AM  
Gonna take you right into the naked zone
 
2014-04-14 08:11:09 AM  
And like every nude beach on the planet, the people you might want to see there will not be there, but instead it will be populated by leathery old people.

It's the law.
 
2014-04-14 08:27:09 AM  

syrynxx: demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.

The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996


Yeah. And old farts like me still ignore you non-spelling kids.
/And take the Straßenbahn to a favorite Imbiß.
//And cut in line in front of you.
 
2014-04-14 08:32:15 AM  

Lith: What you think you get  NSFW


well that's a picture of ariel that i haven't seen before.
 
2014-04-14 08:33:41 AM  

revrendjim: swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats forming pyramids and frightening the children


and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamaris and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they 'overdid it on the first day.' ...
 
2014-04-14 08:54:16 AM  

Uncle Tractor: Lith: What youprudes think youthey get  NSFW

What you actuallly get NSFW

If it's your thing though you might be happy.

nttatwwt

Nudism isn't about exhibitionism, it's about not having to wear clothes. There's nothing sexual about it.

/yeah, I go to nudist beaches
//swimsuits are stupid, uncomfortable, and annoying


this

/nudist
 
2014-04-14 08:56:27 AM  

syrynxx: demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.

The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996


i was stationed at ramstein 1998-2002, and went back over for 3 months to rhein-main in 2004. i saw that all over the place.
 
2014-04-14 09:01:15 AM  

Lith: What you think you get  NSFW

What you actuallly get NSFW

If it's your thing though you might be happy.

nttatwwt


Nice.. The second one is shaved.
 
2014-04-14 09:11:06 AM  

syrynxx: demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.

The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996


Bullshiat. ß is still used after long vowels, except in Switzerland. So "anstößig" is the correct spelling.

//German copy-editor and proofreader
 
2014-04-14 09:16:32 AM  
My dad was in Munich after the war and saw a lot of naked dead people in Dachau.
 
2014-04-14 09:35:55 AM  

Klopfer: syrynxx: demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.

The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996

Bullshiat. ß is still used after long vowels, except in Switzerland. So "anstößig" is the correct spelling.

//German copy-editor and proofreader


I was in Essen last Fall and I saw plenty of ßs, especially on Unterbahn station signs.  Curiously, the city of Essen itself was never spelled Eßen...

BTW, good thing for them that the Schultzstaffeln under Hitler used the runic form of "SS" on their uniforms because "ß" isn't very scary.  Indeed, anybody not familiar with German typography might think they were in the "ßozo ßrigade" or something...
 
2014-04-14 09:58:54 AM  

Kinetic King: This is wonderful! I'm going to fly to Munich on Wednesday because I'm going to make a big stick bomb. Hopefully, I'll see a lot of breasts.

'Tis true, a German TV company is flying me in to make a big stick bomb that's going to race a Porsche either outdoors, or more likely, inside an old airport hangar. I'm not getting paid a whole lot, but Munich is a cool town--so I heard--and with nude zones, it'll be even cooler--whoo, hoo!


Well, you just got yourself on the no-fly list for mentioning a "bomb" in the context of "flying"! Enjoy your TSA anal probe!

/But, seriously, WTF is a "big stick bomb"??
 
2014-04-14 10:03:00 AM  

gerbilpox: syrynxx: demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.

The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996

Grammar Nazi


Now THAT is funny.
 
2014-04-14 10:09:00 AM  
This. Thread. Is. Useless. Without. Pics.
 
2014-04-14 10:27:27 AM  

enderthexenocide: Lith: What you think you get  NSFW

well that's a picture of ariel that i haven't seen before.


Just found some new ones...
Mmmm...Ariel!
 
2014-04-14 10:27:32 AM  

Nabb1: If it's anything like what I saw at a nude park in Munich twenty years ago (Englisher Gardens, or something), I wouldn't get too excited. Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.


I'll take my wife.

She'll think that I'm hot by comparison.
 
2014-04-14 10:28:27 AM  
Klopfer:

Bullshiat. ß is still used after long vowels, except in Switzerland. So "anstößig" is the correct spelling.

//German copy-editor and proofreader


Bullßhiat.
 
2014-04-14 10:37:47 AM  

RobSeace: Kinetic King: This is wonderful! I'm going to fly to Munich on Wednesday because I'm going to make a big stick bomb. Hopefully, I'll see a lot of breasts. 'Tis true, a German TV company is flying me in to make a big stick bomb that's going to race a Porsche either outdoors, or more likely, inside an old airport hangar. I'm not getting paid a whole lot, but Munich is a cool town--so I heard--and with nude zones, it'll be even cooler--whoo, hoo! Well, you just got yourself on the no-fly list for mentioning a "bomb" in the context of "flying"! Enjoy your TSA anal probe! /But, seriously, WTF is a "big stick bomb"??


Stick bomb? Here's a few...    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeAbQZ41SRP33fsQTOLe5i_r8Ljx3U E PR  I'm basically the guy who figured out how to make colossal ones starting with the simple 5- and 6-stick types I learned as a kid.

And, yes, I never call them that when I'm schlepping a few thousand tongue depressors through an airport.  They're "kinetic craft sticks"...
 
2014-04-14 10:43:00 AM  
You know who else set up zones in Munich?
 
2014-04-14 10:49:54 AM  

Nabb1: If it's anything like what I saw at a nude park in Munich twenty years ago (Englisher Gardens, or something), I wouldn't get too excited. Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.


You needed to explore a bit more.  I spent a summer in Munich about that same time, the stream this article mentioned was a treasure trove for the raging hormones of my younger self
 
2014-04-14 10:50:14 AM  

Kinetic King: RobSeace: Kinetic King: This is wonderful! I'm going to fly to Munich on Wednesday because I'm going to make a big stick bomb. Hopefully, I'll see a lot of breasts. 'Tis true, a German TV company is flying me in to make a big stick bomb that's going to race a Porsche either outdoors, or more likely, inside an old airport hangar. I'm not getting paid a whole lot, but Munich is a cool town--so I heard--and with nude zones, it'll be even cooler--whoo, hoo! Well, you just got yourself on the no-fly list for mentioning a "bomb" in the context of "flying"! Enjoy your TSA anal probe! /But, seriously, WTF is a "big stick bomb"??

Stick bomb? Here's a few...    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeAbQZ41SRP33fsQTOLe5i_r8Ljx3U E PR  I'm basically the guy who figured out how to make colossal ones starting with the simple 5- and 6-stick types I learned as a kid.

And, yes, I never call them that when I'm schlepping a few thousand tongue depressors through an airport.  They're "kinetic craft sticks"...


Was there an embargo on dominoes in your country? j/k

Very fun stuff! I especially liked the double cobra weaves and the Mona Lisa reveal too.
 
2014-04-14 10:53:37 AM  
InterruptingQuirk:

Was there an embargo on dominoes in your country? j/k

Very fun stuff! I especially liked the double cobra weaves and the Mona Lisa reveal too.


Glad you enjoyed them, IQ!  Actually, I got into the other stuff--stick bombs, clever levers, herringbones, string-a-lings--partially due to there being a shortage of quality tumbling dominoes at a reasonable price.  Most dominoes for playing aren't very good for tumbling due to round edges, crookedness, etc.  Tongue depressors, OTOH, are cheap and easy to color...
 
2014-04-14 11:04:34 AM  
Dunno... when we were in Germany last summer on vacation and rode through the English Garden on a bike tour of Munich we saw a MUCH higher ratio of hot and attractive to ugly and overweight than you'd even begin to find here in the US. By and large the only remotely fat people (especially girls) we saw were either a) clearly tourists or b) very old. Only saw a few people taking advantage of the nudist meadow and none were flabby.
 
2014-04-14 12:24:29 PM  
If you're going to nudist spots because you want to see other people naked, or you think they want to see you naked, please just stay at home and flash your neighbors.  For me, it's more about getting away from the stresses of society and taking a very short vacation in to nature without any reminders of an office, taxes, or other constrains of modern life.  At most, the people are background noise.
 
2014-04-14 01:13:47 PM  

ElusiveWookiee: or you think they want to see you naked, please just stay at home and flash your neighbors.


And if super-hot, please move in next to me.
 
2014-04-14 01:15:52 PM  
Being nude in Germany's climate is it's own punishment.
 
2014-04-14 03:08:38 PM  
Apparently, all the Farkers here admitting to be nudists are guys, dammit.

I have been to nudist beaches before...ok, so a bunch of strangers see my dick..big deal.   It's nice to be unencumbered by swimwear and have the fresh air and water have unrestricted access to ones body parts.
 
2014-04-14 08:53:27 PM  
it won't be a true german nude zone until they start to pee on one another
 
2014-04-14 09:38:53 PM  

ElusiveWookiee: If you're going to nudist spots because you want to see other people naked, or you think they want to see you naked, please just stay at home and flash your neighbors.  For me, it's more about getting away from the stresses of society and taking a very short vacation in to nature without any reminders of an office, taxes, or other constrains of modern life.  At most, the people are background noise.


Nature?  Ugh, nature has bugs in it.
 
2014-04-14 11:07:40 PM  

Deacon Blue: RexTalionis: nobody knows fetish like the Germans (except for the Japanese).

Oh God what if they breed?


Then you get Devon Aoki, and I am very, very okay with that.
 
2014-04-15 04:33:22 AM  

DarkVader: Nature?  Ugh, nature has bugs in it.


So do we.
 
2014-04-15 07:52:45 AM  

DarkVader: ElusiveWookiee: If you're going to nudist spots because you want to see other people naked, or you think they want to see you naked, please just stay at home and flash your neighbors.  For me, it's more about getting away from the stresses of society and taking a very short vacation in to nature without any reminders of an office, taxes, or other constrains of modern life.  At most, the people are background noise.

Nature?  Ugh, nature has bugs in it.


yeah, that's why i don't usually go completely into the wilderness...the nudist resorts i go to have pools, hottubs, covered patios for lounging, and even indoor areas with pool tables, etc

VladTheEmailer: Apparently, all the Farkers here admitting to be nudists are guys, dammit.

I have been to nudist beaches before...ok, so a bunch of strangers see my dick..big deal.   It's nice to be unencumbered by swimwear and have the fresh air and water have unrestricted access to ones body parts.


also the nudist resorts i go to are pretty much 50/50 men/women. i guess the women just tend not to talk about it online as much...?
 
2014-04-15 08:10:11 AM  

bungle_jr: also the nudist resorts i go to are pretty much 50/50 men/women. i guess the women just tend not to talk about it online as much...?


It might also have something to do with where those beaches/resorts are. I've noticed that where I go, it's about  half and half men and women on sunny days (plus kids). On cloudy days, it's mostly elderly men and the occasional woman (also elderly).
 
2014-04-15 08:16:56 AM  

bungle_jr: DarkVader: ElusiveWookiee: If you're going to nudist spots because you want to see other people naked, or you think they want to see you naked, please just stay at home and flash your neighbors.  For me, it's more about getting away from the stresses of society and taking a very short vacation in to nature without any reminders of an office, taxes, or other constrains of modern life.  At most, the people are background noise.

Nature?  Ugh, nature has bugs in it.

yeah, that's why i don't usually go completely into the wilderness...the nudist resorts i go to have pools, hottubs, covered patios for lounging, and even indoor areas with pool tables, etc

VladTheEmailer: Apparently, all the Farkers here admitting to be nudists are guys, dammit.

I have been to nudist beaches before...ok, so a bunch of strangers see my dick..big deal.   It's nice to be unencumbered by swimwear and have the fresh air and water have unrestricted access to ones body parts.

also the nudist resorts i go to are pretty much 50/50 men/women. i guess the women just tend not to talk about it online as much...?


Or Farkettes are a shyer bunch...or more likely if they mention they are nudists they'll be inundated with BIE requests. Lol
 
2014-04-15 09:56:36 AM  

Uncle Tractor: bungle_jr: also the nudist resorts i go to are pretty much 50/50 men/women. i guess the women just tend not to talk about it online as much...?

It might also have something to do with where those beaches/resorts are. I've noticed that where I go, it's about  half and half men and women on sunny days (plus kids). On cloudy days, it's mostly elderly men and the occasional woman (also elderly).


i must admit the only ones i've been to in the usa are the ones northwest of the dfw metroplex, in wise county, and i've only been on weekends. and the age range is quite broad...kids thru really old...for a while the 20something crowd and early 30s crowd were lacking, but i hear reports (i haven't been in a year...finances what they are) that the young adult crowd has grown.

places i went to in germany were mainly the saunas, and i've been both on weekdays and weekends, and there was quite a good mix of everyone on all the trips i made, but there i felt like the fatty, even though i wasn't as fat then as i am now. only people fatter than me (i was mid-20s at the time, keep in mind) were the middle-aged to senior-aged people. many of the attendees were downright gorgeous...even, saying this as a hetero-male, the men.

VladTheEmailer: bungle_jr: DarkVader: ElusiveWookiee: If you're going to nudist spots because you want to see other people naked, or you think they want to see you naked, please just stay at home and flash your neighbors.  For me, it's more about getting away from the stresses of society and taking a very short vacation in to nature without any reminders of an office, taxes, or other constrains of modern life.  At most, the people are background noise.

Nature?  Ugh, nature has bugs in it.

yeah, that's why i don't usually go completely into the wilderness...the nudist resorts i go to have pools, hottubs, covered patios for lounging, and even indoor areas with pool tables, etc

VladTheEmailer: Apparently, all the Farkers here admitting to be nudists are guys, dammit.

I have been to nudist beaches before...ok, so a bunch of strangers see my dick..big deal.   It's nice to be unencumbered by swimwear and have the fresh air and water have unrestricted access to ones body parts.

also the nudist resorts i go to are pretty much 50/50 men/women. i guess the women just tend not to talk about it online as much...?

Or Farkettes are a shyer bunch...or more likely if they mention they are nudists they'll be inundated with BIE requests. Lol


yes, on here i imagine the bie bombardment does keep a lot of women from saying certain things
 
2014-04-15 10:29:00 AM  

bungle_jr: yes, on here i imagine the bie bombardment does keep a lot of women from saying certain things


Yeah..."Oh, you're a nudist?  cool, if you show total strangers on the beach then you can show me!  EIP!!!!  woohoo...BIE!"

Probably not as likely for guys to get WIE requests.  lol.
 
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