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(The Atlantic Cities)   Munich sets up six nude zones in the city. Boobies uber alles   (theatlanticcities.com) divider line 78
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2014-04-14 09:11:06 AM  

syrynxx: demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.

The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996


Bullshiat. ß is still used after long vowels, except in Switzerland. So "anstößig" is the correct spelling.

//German copy-editor and proofreader
 
2014-04-14 09:16:32 AM  
My dad was in Munich after the war and saw a lot of naked dead people in Dachau.
 
2014-04-14 09:35:55 AM  

Klopfer: syrynxx: demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.

The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996

Bullshiat. ß is still used after long vowels, except in Switzerland. So "anstößig" is the correct spelling.

//German copy-editor and proofreader


I was in Essen last Fall and I saw plenty of ßs, especially on Unterbahn station signs.  Curiously, the city of Essen itself was never spelled Eßen...

BTW, good thing for them that the Schultzstaffeln under Hitler used the runic form of "SS" on their uniforms because "ß" isn't very scary.  Indeed, anybody not familiar with German typography might think they were in the "ßozo ßrigade" or something...
 
2014-04-14 09:58:54 AM  

Kinetic King: This is wonderful! I'm going to fly to Munich on Wednesday because I'm going to make a big stick bomb. Hopefully, I'll see a lot of breasts.

'Tis true, a German TV company is flying me in to make a big stick bomb that's going to race a Porsche either outdoors, or more likely, inside an old airport hangar. I'm not getting paid a whole lot, but Munich is a cool town--so I heard--and with nude zones, it'll be even cooler--whoo, hoo!


Well, you just got yourself on the no-fly list for mentioning a "bomb" in the context of "flying"! Enjoy your TSA anal probe!

/But, seriously, WTF is a "big stick bomb"??
 
2014-04-14 10:03:00 AM  

gerbilpox: syrynxx: demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.

The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996

Grammar Nazi


Now THAT is funny.
 
2014-04-14 10:09:00 AM  
This. Thread. Is. Useless. Without. Pics.
 
2014-04-14 10:27:27 AM  

enderthexenocide: Lith: What you think you get  NSFW

well that's a picture of ariel that i haven't seen before.


Just found some new ones...
Mmmm...Ariel!
 
2014-04-14 10:27:32 AM  

Nabb1: If it's anything like what I saw at a nude park in Munich twenty years ago (Englisher Gardens, or something), I wouldn't get too excited. Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.


I'll take my wife.

She'll think that I'm hot by comparison.
 
2014-04-14 10:28:27 AM  
Klopfer:

Bullshiat. ß is still used after long vowels, except in Switzerland. So "anstößig" is the correct spelling.

//German copy-editor and proofreader


Bullßhiat.
 
2014-04-14 10:37:47 AM  

RobSeace: Kinetic King: This is wonderful! I'm going to fly to Munich on Wednesday because I'm going to make a big stick bomb. Hopefully, I'll see a lot of breasts. 'Tis true, a German TV company is flying me in to make a big stick bomb that's going to race a Porsche either outdoors, or more likely, inside an old airport hangar. I'm not getting paid a whole lot, but Munich is a cool town--so I heard--and with nude zones, it'll be even cooler--whoo, hoo! Well, you just got yourself on the no-fly list for mentioning a "bomb" in the context of "flying"! Enjoy your TSA anal probe! /But, seriously, WTF is a "big stick bomb"??


Stick bomb? Here's a few...    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeAbQZ41SRP33fsQTOLe5i_r8Ljx3U E PR  I'm basically the guy who figured out how to make colossal ones starting with the simple 5- and 6-stick types I learned as a kid.

And, yes, I never call them that when I'm schlepping a few thousand tongue depressors through an airport.  They're "kinetic craft sticks"...
 
2014-04-14 10:43:00 AM  
You know who else set up zones in Munich?
 
2014-04-14 10:49:54 AM  

Nabb1: If it's anything like what I saw at a nude park in Munich twenty years ago (Englisher Gardens, or something), I wouldn't get too excited. Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.


You needed to explore a bit more.  I spent a summer in Munich about that same time, the stream this article mentioned was a treasure trove for the raging hormones of my younger self
 
2014-04-14 10:50:14 AM  

Kinetic King: RobSeace: Kinetic King: This is wonderful! I'm going to fly to Munich on Wednesday because I'm going to make a big stick bomb. Hopefully, I'll see a lot of breasts. 'Tis true, a German TV company is flying me in to make a big stick bomb that's going to race a Porsche either outdoors, or more likely, inside an old airport hangar. I'm not getting paid a whole lot, but Munich is a cool town--so I heard--and with nude zones, it'll be even cooler--whoo, hoo! Well, you just got yourself on the no-fly list for mentioning a "bomb" in the context of "flying"! Enjoy your TSA anal probe! /But, seriously, WTF is a "big stick bomb"??

Stick bomb? Here's a few...    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeAbQZ41SRP33fsQTOLe5i_r8Ljx3U E PR  I'm basically the guy who figured out how to make colossal ones starting with the simple 5- and 6-stick types I learned as a kid.

And, yes, I never call them that when I'm schlepping a few thousand tongue depressors through an airport.  They're "kinetic craft sticks"...


Was there an embargo on dominoes in your country? j/k

Very fun stuff! I especially liked the double cobra weaves and the Mona Lisa reveal too.
 
2014-04-14 10:53:37 AM  
InterruptingQuirk:

Was there an embargo on dominoes in your country? j/k

Very fun stuff! I especially liked the double cobra weaves and the Mona Lisa reveal too.


Glad you enjoyed them, IQ!  Actually, I got into the other stuff--stick bombs, clever levers, herringbones, string-a-lings--partially due to there being a shortage of quality tumbling dominoes at a reasonable price.  Most dominoes for playing aren't very good for tumbling due to round edges, crookedness, etc.  Tongue depressors, OTOH, are cheap and easy to color...
 
2014-04-14 11:04:34 AM  
Dunno... when we were in Germany last summer on vacation and rode through the English Garden on a bike tour of Munich we saw a MUCH higher ratio of hot and attractive to ugly and overweight than you'd even begin to find here in the US. By and large the only remotely fat people (especially girls) we saw were either a) clearly tourists or b) very old. Only saw a few people taking advantage of the nudist meadow and none were flabby.
 
2014-04-14 12:24:29 PM  
If you're going to nudist spots because you want to see other people naked, or you think they want to see you naked, please just stay at home and flash your neighbors.  For me, it's more about getting away from the stresses of society and taking a very short vacation in to nature without any reminders of an office, taxes, or other constrains of modern life.  At most, the people are background noise.
 
2014-04-14 01:13:47 PM  

ElusiveWookiee: or you think they want to see you naked, please just stay at home and flash your neighbors.


And if super-hot, please move in next to me.
 
2014-04-14 01:15:52 PM  
Being nude in Germany's climate is it's own punishment.
 
2014-04-14 03:08:38 PM  
Apparently, all the Farkers here admitting to be nudists are guys, dammit.

I have been to nudist beaches before...ok, so a bunch of strangers see my dick..big deal.   It's nice to be unencumbered by swimwear and have the fresh air and water have unrestricted access to ones body parts.
 
2014-04-14 08:53:27 PM  
it won't be a true german nude zone until they start to pee on one another
 
2014-04-14 09:38:53 PM  

ElusiveWookiee: If you're going to nudist spots because you want to see other people naked, or you think they want to see you naked, please just stay at home and flash your neighbors.  For me, it's more about getting away from the stresses of society and taking a very short vacation in to nature without any reminders of an office, taxes, or other constrains of modern life.  At most, the people are background noise.


Nature?  Ugh, nature has bugs in it.
 
2014-04-14 11:07:40 PM  

Deacon Blue: RexTalionis: nobody knows fetish like the Germans (except for the Japanese).

Oh God what if they breed?


Then you get Devon Aoki, and I am very, very okay with that.
 
2014-04-15 04:33:22 AM  

DarkVader: Nature?  Ugh, nature has bugs in it.


So do we.
 
2014-04-15 07:52:45 AM  

DarkVader: ElusiveWookiee: If you're going to nudist spots because you want to see other people naked, or you think they want to see you naked, please just stay at home and flash your neighbors.  For me, it's more about getting away from the stresses of society and taking a very short vacation in to nature without any reminders of an office, taxes, or other constrains of modern life.  At most, the people are background noise.

Nature?  Ugh, nature has bugs in it.


yeah, that's why i don't usually go completely into the wilderness...the nudist resorts i go to have pools, hottubs, covered patios for lounging, and even indoor areas with pool tables, etc

VladTheEmailer: Apparently, all the Farkers here admitting to be nudists are guys, dammit.

I have been to nudist beaches before...ok, so a bunch of strangers see my dick..big deal.   It's nice to be unencumbered by swimwear and have the fresh air and water have unrestricted access to ones body parts.


also the nudist resorts i go to are pretty much 50/50 men/women. i guess the women just tend not to talk about it online as much...?
 
2014-04-15 08:10:11 AM  

bungle_jr: also the nudist resorts i go to are pretty much 50/50 men/women. i guess the women just tend not to talk about it online as much...?


It might also have something to do with where those beaches/resorts are. I've noticed that where I go, it's about  half and half men and women on sunny days (plus kids). On cloudy days, it's mostly elderly men and the occasional woman (also elderly).
 
2014-04-15 08:16:56 AM  

bungle_jr: DarkVader: ElusiveWookiee: If you're going to nudist spots because you want to see other people naked, or you think they want to see you naked, please just stay at home and flash your neighbors.  For me, it's more about getting away from the stresses of society and taking a very short vacation in to nature without any reminders of an office, taxes, or other constrains of modern life.  At most, the people are background noise.

Nature?  Ugh, nature has bugs in it.

yeah, that's why i don't usually go completely into the wilderness...the nudist resorts i go to have pools, hottubs, covered patios for lounging, and even indoor areas with pool tables, etc

VladTheEmailer: Apparently, all the Farkers here admitting to be nudists are guys, dammit.

I have been to nudist beaches before...ok, so a bunch of strangers see my dick..big deal.   It's nice to be unencumbered by swimwear and have the fresh air and water have unrestricted access to ones body parts.

also the nudist resorts i go to are pretty much 50/50 men/women. i guess the women just tend not to talk about it online as much...?


Or Farkettes are a shyer bunch...or more likely if they mention they are nudists they'll be inundated with BIE requests. Lol
 
2014-04-15 09:56:36 AM  

Uncle Tractor: bungle_jr: also the nudist resorts i go to are pretty much 50/50 men/women. i guess the women just tend not to talk about it online as much...?

It might also have something to do with where those beaches/resorts are. I've noticed that where I go, it's about  half and half men and women on sunny days (plus kids). On cloudy days, it's mostly elderly men and the occasional woman (also elderly).


i must admit the only ones i've been to in the usa are the ones northwest of the dfw metroplex, in wise county, and i've only been on weekends. and the age range is quite broad...kids thru really old...for a while the 20something crowd and early 30s crowd were lacking, but i hear reports (i haven't been in a year...finances what they are) that the young adult crowd has grown.

places i went to in germany were mainly the saunas, and i've been both on weekdays and weekends, and there was quite a good mix of everyone on all the trips i made, but there i felt like the fatty, even though i wasn't as fat then as i am now. only people fatter than me (i was mid-20s at the time, keep in mind) were the middle-aged to senior-aged people. many of the attendees were downright gorgeous...even, saying this as a hetero-male, the men.

VladTheEmailer: bungle_jr: DarkVader: ElusiveWookiee: If you're going to nudist spots because you want to see other people naked, or you think they want to see you naked, please just stay at home and flash your neighbors.  For me, it's more about getting away from the stresses of society and taking a very short vacation in to nature without any reminders of an office, taxes, or other constrains of modern life.  At most, the people are background noise.

Nature?  Ugh, nature has bugs in it.

yeah, that's why i don't usually go completely into the wilderness...the nudist resorts i go to have pools, hottubs, covered patios for lounging, and even indoor areas with pool tables, etc

VladTheEmailer: Apparently, all the Farkers here admitting to be nudists are guys, dammit.

I have been to nudist beaches before...ok, so a bunch of strangers see my dick..big deal.   It's nice to be unencumbered by swimwear and have the fresh air and water have unrestricted access to ones body parts.

also the nudist resorts i go to are pretty much 50/50 men/women. i guess the women just tend not to talk about it online as much...?

Or Farkettes are a shyer bunch...or more likely if they mention they are nudists they'll be inundated with BIE requests. Lol


yes, on here i imagine the bie bombardment does keep a lot of women from saying certain things
 
2014-04-15 10:29:00 AM  

bungle_jr: yes, on here i imagine the bie bombardment does keep a lot of women from saying certain things


Yeah..."Oh, you're a nudist?  cool, if you show total strangers on the beach then you can show me!  EIP!!!!  woohoo...BIE!"

Probably not as likely for guys to get WIE requests.  lol.
 
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