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(The Atlantic Cities)   Munich sets up six nude zones in the city. Boobies uber alles   (theatlanticcities.com) divider line 78
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2014-04-13 09:15:30 PM  
farm2.staticflickr.com
but do they have beer?
 
2014-04-13 09:42:58 PM  
If it's anything like what I saw at a nude park in Munich twenty years ago (Englisher Gardens, or something), I wouldn't get too excited. Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.
 
2014-04-13 10:06:05 PM  
FTFA:  Eisbach, behind the Haus der Kunst

More like the Haus der Coonts, amirite?
 
2014-04-13 10:12:28 PM  
swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats forming pyramids and frightening the children
 
2014-04-13 10:32:24 PM  

Nabb1: Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.


It's somebody's fetish, and nobody knows fetish like the Germans (except for the Japanese).
 
2014-04-14 12:16:05 AM  
This thread is going to provide the explanation for why the people in the marriage thread don't work out.
 
2014-04-14 12:21:02 AM  
I get nervous anytime the Germans set up special areas for specific groups.
 
2014-04-14 12:23:58 AM  
As shocking as it is that most people aren't 20-something fitness models, I still think it's ok to let them air their differences
 
2014-04-14 12:24:09 AM  
Feldmochinger See

I read that as "Felchmonster".
 
2014-04-14 12:24:15 AM  
Well all the amateur pornographers will be flocking to town to snap "amateur" style pics of all these naked ladies and we will be chock full of dirty public nudity porn for the next 10 years.

Thanks Munich.

/barf
//Home of the saggy tits.
 
2014-04-14 12:27:04 AM  

RexTalionis: Nabb1: Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.

It's somebody's fetish, and nobody knows fetish latex like the Germans (except for the Japanese).


FTFY...

Japs just take it to a whole new dimension.... never mind level.  Germans love their latex... I have to agree... I am definitely a fan.
 
2014-04-14 12:39:09 AM  
What does the 1st of the comment thread have to do with Germans?
 
2014-04-14 12:39:58 AM  

fusillade762: Feldmochinger See

I read that as "Felchmonster".


Most Geman words look like names for perverse sex acts.
 
2014-04-14 12:54:08 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [farm2.staticflickr.com image 850x969]
but do they have beer?


Yeah, it's not gonna be them.
 
2014-04-14 12:59:00 AM  

sharphead: RexTalionis: Nabb1: Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.

It's somebody's fetish, and nobody knows fetish latex like the Germans (except for the Japanese).

FTFY...

Japs just take it to a whole new dimension.... never mind level.  Germans love their latex... I have to agree... I am definitely a fan.


I just don't get their love for gas masks, with the latex.  Or the big baggy stuff, either.

Wife: "I'm wearing some garbage bags tonight, darling. Does that turn you on?"
Husband: " Ja! And I'm wearing my gas mask."
 
2014-04-14 12:59:26 AM  

RexTalionis: nobody knows fetish like the Germans (except for the Japanese).


Oh God what if they breed?
 
2014-04-14 12:59:26 AM  

sharphead: RexTalionis: Nabb1: Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.

It's somebody's fetish, and nobody knows fetish latex like the Germans (except for the Japanese).

FTFY...

Japs just take it to a whole new dimension.... never mind level.  Germans love their latex... I have to agree... I am definitely a fan.


I knew a German girl years ago, she showed me pics of her bondage gear and latex.

She made me slightly nervous with her stories of her adventures. She was into the full body latex and mask thing where you block the other person's air tube.

I sometimes wonder if she's still alive.
 
2014-04-14 01:12:37 AM  
Dies ist ja wunderbar!  Ich werde München am Mittwoch fliegen, weil ich werde eine große Stäbchenbombe machen.  Hoffentlich ich werde viele Busen sehen.

Or auf Englisch:

This is wonderful!  I'm going to fly to Munich on Wednesday because I'm going to make a big stick bomb.  Hopefully, I'll see a lot of breasts.

'Tis true, a German TV company is flying me in to make a big stick bomb that's going to race a Porsche either outdoors, or more likely, inside an old airport hangar.  I'm not getting paid a whole lot, but Munich is a cool town--so I heard--and with nude zones, it'll be even cooler--whoo, hoo!
 
2014-04-14 01:17:30 AM  
What you think you get  NSFW

What you actuallly get NSFW

If it's your thing though you might be happy.

nttatwwt
 
2014-04-14 01:18:42 AM  

Nabb1: If it's anything like what I saw at a nude park in Munich twenty years ago (Englisher Gardens, or something), I wouldn't get too excited. Unless pasty, middle aged German folk are your thing.


*looks at map in TFA*
*ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding*
Actually, Englischer Garten attracts fat, wrinkled, old, leather-skinned exhibitionists from all over Europe.
It looks like an improvement, since they're limiting them to specific zones for public ugliness while naked.
/You can still drink beers at the pagoda, and you will need several.
//But the goggles will do no good.
///Seriously, the goggles will do no good.
 
2014-04-14 01:24:10 AM  

Lith: What you think you get  NSFW

What you actuallly get NSFW

If it's your thing though you might be happy.

nttatwwt


Thanks for disabusing me of the notion that I don't have standards.
 
2014-04-14 01:25:14 AM  
BTW, I've been to a couple of nudist group meetings.  They're pretty darned boring, really.  Most of the attendees are seriously obese guys in their 60s, prolly department-store Santas in the off season.  Bah, humbug!
 
2014-04-14 01:27:26 AM  

fusillade762: Feldmochinger See

I read that as "Felchmonster".


And from there it's just a slippery slope to "lipstick-wearing felch monkey"

/ obscure?
 
2014-04-14 01:34:06 AM  
As someone who once took off all his clothes and jumped into the river that goes through the English Garden in Munich (twice) I am getting a kick, etc
 
2014-04-14 01:38:31 AM  

zulius: What does the 1st of the comment thread have to do with Germans?


Oktoberfest in Munich and girls showing a lot of cleavage.
 
2014-04-14 01:48:57 AM  
Is Munich on the way from Milan to Minsk?

www.moviefancentral.com
 
2014-04-14 01:55:03 AM  
Some useful German phrases for my trip to Munich later this week...

Möchtest du an meinem Schwanz sitzen?

Ja, du hast eine nette Fotze.

Wo können wir bumsen in privaten?

/Whoo, hoo!
 
2014-04-14 02:00:06 AM  

Old Man Winter: I get nervous anytime the Germans set up special areas for specific groups.


You magnificent bastard.
People are staring at me now like a crazy person.
 
2014-04-14 02:04:17 AM  
Auf Wiedersehen!
 
2014-04-14 02:27:47 AM  

Old Man Winter: I get nervous anytime the Germans set up special areas for specific groups.


THREAD. OVER!

That was glorious.
 
2014-04-14 02:28:27 AM  

Old Man Winter: I get nervous anytime the Germans set up special areas for specific groups.


What's the problem? It's so they can concentrate on their specific situation, find a final solution to any problems, etc.

Of course with the current generation having grown up everyone's-a-winner, we may as well just give out gold stars to each of them.
 
2014-04-14 02:40:00 AM  

Kinetic King: Some useful German phrases for my trip to Munich later this week...

Möchtest du an meinem Schwanz sitzen?

Ja, du hast eine nette Fotze.

Wo können wir bumsen in privaten?

/Whoo, hoo!


You spelled "öffentlich" wrong.
 
2014-04-14 02:56:48 AM  

cyberspacedout: Kinetic King: Some useful German phrases for my trip to Munich later this week...

/Whoo, hoo!

You spelled "öffentlich" wrong.


You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.
 
2014-04-14 03:07:00 AM  

Notabunny: As shocking as it is that most people aren't 20-something fitness models, I still think it's ok to let them air their differences


Heh. Literally.
 
2014-04-14 03:11:16 AM  

Lith: What

youprudes think youthey get  NSFW

What you actuallly get NSFW

If it's your thing though you might be happy.

nttatwwt


Nudism isn't about exhibitionism, it's about not having to wear clothes. There's nothing sexual about it.

/yeah, I go to nudist beaches
//swimsuits are stupid, uncomfortable, and annoying
 
2014-04-14 04:01:13 AM  
Titten macht frei.
 
2014-04-14 05:01:41 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.


The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996
 
2014-04-14 05:49:50 AM  

Kinetic King: Some useful German phrases for my trip to Munich later this week...

Möchtest du an meinem Schwanz sitzen?

Ja, du hast eine nette Fotze.

Wo können wir bumsen in privaten?

/Whoo, hoo!


ist dein Mann langweilig? Komm mit mir! Ich bin ein ehrlich Mann.

Pretty sure I got that right.
 
2014-04-14 07:34:33 AM  
I'm waiting to hear outcry from some right wing Muslim group.
 
2014-04-14 07:36:43 AM  

syrynxx: demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.

The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996


Grammar Nazi
 
2014-04-14 07:43:43 AM  
German pornography is not noticeably full of people in floor length gowns and chunky turtlenecks.

Just chunky turtle heads.
 
mhd
2014-04-14 07:52:16 AM  

syrynxx: The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.


Not really.
At least for most values of "German language".
 
2014-04-14 08:01:18 AM  
Gonna take you right into the naked zone
 
2014-04-14 08:11:09 AM  
And like every nude beach on the planet, the people you might want to see there will not be there, but instead it will be populated by leathery old people.

It's the law.
 
2014-04-14 08:27:09 AM  

syrynxx: demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.

The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996


Yeah. And old farts like me still ignore you non-spelling kids.
/And take the Straßenbahn to a favorite Imbiß.
//And cut in line in front of you.
 
2014-04-14 08:32:15 AM  

Lith: What you think you get  NSFW


well that's a picture of ariel that i haven't seen before.
 
2014-04-14 08:33:41 AM  

revrendjim: swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats forming pyramids and frightening the children


and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamaris and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they 'overdid it on the first day.' ...
 
2014-04-14 08:54:16 AM  

Uncle Tractor: Lith: What youprudes think youthey get  NSFW

What you actuallly get NSFW

If it's your thing though you might be happy.

nttatwwt

Nudism isn't about exhibitionism, it's about not having to wear clothes. There's nothing sexual about it.

/yeah, I go to nudist beaches
//swimsuits are stupid, uncomfortable, and annoying


this

/nudist
 
2014-04-14 08:56:27 AM  

syrynxx: demaL-demaL-yeH: You spelled "anstößig" incorrectly.

The German language hasn't used the ess-tset in written form for about 18 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996


i was stationed at ramstein 1998-2002, and went back over for 3 months to rhein-main in 2004. i saw that all over the place.
 
2014-04-14 09:01:15 AM  

Lith: What you think you get  NSFW

What you actuallly get NSFW

If it's your thing though you might be happy.

nttatwwt


Nice.. The second one is shaved.
 
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