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(Bay News 9)   Family abducted by aliens. Need help to rent the space shuttle to rescue them   (baynews9.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, abducted by aliens, center of a ring, light cycle, Tampa, Dale Mabry Highway, rescues, intersections  
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2014-04-13 09:17:02 PM  
more likely they are buried in the woods somewhere. i've seen this a million times.
 
2014-04-13 09:41:33 PM  
Eh, once they realize they've abducted people from Florida the aliens will return them

/we know why they left the one pictured in tfa
 
2014-04-13 09:47:26 PM  
What we need more than anything else right now are a couple of guys who are bad enough dudes to rescue the family.
 
2014-04-14 01:15:49 AM  
www.chronicle.su

/just to get this out of the way
 
2014-04-14 01:17:01 AM  

King Something: What we need more than anything else right now are a couple of guys who are bad enough dudes to rescue the family.


Is there an "Eagle Team Six" in the Airforce?
 
2014-04-14 01:17:45 AM  
Very creative, no ones been doing that contiously in major cities for decades.
 
2014-04-14 01:23:04 AM  
Seems legit
 
2014-04-14 01:25:40 AM  
Sorry buddy, the space shuttle program has been shut down for a while. You're going to need to get your ass to Russia.
 
2014-04-14 01:32:42 AM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-04-14 01:55:00 AM  

2.bp.blogspot.com

 
2014-04-14 01:59:02 AM  
Dude, why do you want a better job than the one you've got now? Having fun making people laugh, if only for a moment.
 
2014-04-14 02:02:04 AM  

King Something: What we need more than anything else right now are a couple of guys who are bad enough dudes to rescue the family.


www.arcade-museum.com
 
2014-04-14 02:09:32 AM  
Hey man, you're not supposed to eat an eighth of shrooms and ride space mountain all day.

/go to nature
 
2014-04-14 02:13:21 AM  
Some reporter doesn't get out very much.  Same sign and many similar used by panhandlers around SF tourist spots and ball park for years.
 
2014-04-14 02:26:14 AM  
Was their safety not guaranteed?
 
2014-04-14 02:57:34 AM  
 
2014-04-14 07:01:08 AM  
Wait a minute, you mean there are fake panhandlers?
 
2014-04-14 07:39:05 AM  
Nothing would be as cool as working with the big cats. This fellow has a great attitude.
 
2014-04-14 07:51:39 AM  
Does he do windows?
 
2014-04-14 09:52:13 AM  
Panhandlers get clever.....News at 11.
 
2014-04-14 11:44:27 AM  
Wife + pet tiger abducted. Need help w/ ransom to save my lovable tiger

That's pretty good.
 
2014-04-14 12:02:15 PM  
It was a lamppost.
 
2014-04-14 01:19:54 PM  
If aliens abduct my family I hope they'll be courteous and leave me an address in case I ever want them back.
 
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