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(Pro Football Talk)   49er police problems trifecta in effect, as Aldon Smith is detained at the airport. Good thing he, Culliver, and Kaepernick weren't caught with ADHD drugs, though, because that would have been just unforgiveable   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) divider line 42
    More: Asinine, Aldon Smith, Colin Kaepernick, Chris Culliver, ADHD, airports  
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2014-04-13 11:19:59 PM
@NFL_Memes

#QuestForSix arrests this offseason..
 
2014-04-13 11:33:43 PM
Seahawks-like submitting detected
 
2014-04-13 11:39:46 PM

zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected


It does seem overly alert and focused, doesn't it?  Who notices football in the springtime?
 
2014-04-13 11:50:33 PM

zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected


Not just whiny bad winners, but passive aggressive whiny bad winners.
 
2014-04-13 11:56:00 PM
Really pushing the "Commish said he'd never suspend any of us" envelope. But hey, if gunfire at your parties, DUIs, and possession of illegal drugs don't get you suspended, it's unlikely this will either.

Maybe you can just say you need more rehab and you won't receive any punishment again.
 
2014-04-14 12:02:46 AM
is there a celebutard minder service, if not, we should start one
 
2014-04-14 12:06:46 AM

zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected


Say it with me.

Oklahoma City Seahawks.

// so sick of the entire city of Solittle.
 
2014-04-14 12:07:22 AM

Slow To Return: zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected

Say it with me.

Oklahoma City Seahawks.

// so sick of the entire city of Solittle.


Wait. OKC is land-locked.  Oklahoma City Buzzards.
 
2014-04-14 12:12:25 AM

Slow To Return: zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected

Say it with me.

Oklahoma City Seahawks.

// so sick of the entire city of Solittle.


Do you really just long for the days when every sports thread was a "sh*t on the Cowboys" thread?
 
2014-04-14 12:13:48 AM

JudgeSmails: is there a celebutard minder service, if not, we should start one


I dunno. It's easy to stuff Justin Bieber into the back of his limo. But Aldon Smith really is what Bieber would like to imagine he is. Only way you're putting a mofo that big, mean, and quick back in his car is to shoot him in the head and stuff the body in the trunk.
 
2014-04-14 12:17:54 AM
hahahaha sore winners
 
2014-04-14 12:27:55 AM

forgotmydamnusername: JudgeSmails: is there a celebutard minder service, if not, we should start one

I dunno. It's easy to stuff Justin Bieber into the back of his limo. But Aldon Smith really is what Bieber would like to imagine he is. Only way you're putting a mofo that big, mean, and quick back in his car is to shoot him in the head and stuff the body in the trunk.


Culliver seems like a dummy, Kaepernick a douche with a chip on his shoulder and Aldon Smith is just a crazy person.
 
2014-04-14 12:34:50 AM
Aldon Smith needs help.
 
2014-04-14 12:51:06 AM
Aldon Smith must not like what he's doing and wants to die poor and forgotten, because that's what lies at the end of this road. I mean, really, I can understand the belligerence toward the TSA, who doesn't hate going through security and being called out for nothing? But a bomb threat? Who the hell does that in 2014 but a guy that enjoys ending up in handcuffs?

No matter what they say, some people can't be saved. When those people connive to destroy themselves, we ought to just step back and hope they doesn't take anybody else with them.
 
2014-04-14 01:07:32 AM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Aldon Smith must not like what he's doing and wants to die poor and forgotten, because that's what lies at the end of this road. I mean, really, I can understand the belligerence toward the TSA, who doesn't hate going through security and being called out for nothing? But a bomb threat? Who the hell does that in 2014 but a guy that enjoys ending up in handcuffs?

No matter what they say, some people can't be saved. When those people connive to destroy themselves, we ought to just step back and hope they doesn't take anybody else with them.


Yeah, he's totally premeditating all of this crap. He has a master plan and he's following it to a tee.
 
2014-04-14 01:13:44 AM
Remember if an athlete gets caught with drugs, and he tells people its ADHD medication, that is TOTALLY what it is.
 
2014-04-14 01:15:18 AM

DrBenway: Yeah, he's totally premeditating all of this crap. He has a master plan and he's following it to a tee.


It doesn't matter whether he's planning it or not. Random violent and anti-social behavior has the same result. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that ending up in handcuffs repeatedly means that you're doing something wrong and you ought not do it anymore. He either can't figure that out, which makes his behavior random, or he doesn't care, which makes it intentional. Down both roads lies madness.
 
2014-04-14 01:38:32 AM

IAmRight: Slow To Return: zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected

Say it with me.

Oklahoma City Seahawks.

// so sick of the entire city of Solittle.

Do you really just long for the days when every sports thread was a "sh*t on the Cowboys" thread?


If the cowboys ever have a winning season again, I'm sure people will notice their shenanigans. They don't qualify as celebs at the moment though, sucking so much.
 
2014-04-14 02:35:11 AM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: DrBenway: Yeah, he's totally premeditating all of this crap. He has a master plan and he's following it to a tee.

It doesn't matter whether he's planning it or not. Random violent and anti-social behavior has the same result. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that ending up in handcuffs repeatedly means that you're doing something wrong and you ought not do it anymore. He either can't figure that out, which makes his behavior random, or he doesn't care, which makes it intentional. Down both roads lies madness.


Well, yeah. Ultimately, he's responsible. But when you use words like "conniving" and suggest that he behaves like this because he doesn't like what he's doing for a living, that indicates to me that you think he knows exactly what he's about. We both think he's headed in the same direction unless drastic changes happen; I just think he's got some serious wiring issues that, if they can't be fixed or modified with meds, are going to require some serious behavioral work. Probably some combination.
 
2014-04-14 07:08:30 AM
Ah the San Fran/Seattle Slap Fight Episode 297.

Yawn.
 
2014-04-14 07:14:43 AM

Incog_Neeto: Remember if an athlete gets caught with drugs, and he tells people its ADHD medication, that is TOTALLY what it is.


Okay, so steroids.  That must be worse than a) getting investigated for a potential sexual assault, b) firing a gun into a crowd of people, c) threatening to blow up a plane, d) running over a bicyclist, e) threatening a witness with brass knucks.

Remember when Harbaugh talked about how his team was better run (and more on the moral high ground) than Seattle?  Remember that?
 
2014-04-14 07:38:30 AM

zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected


Amazing, they win the SB and still farking whine.
 
2014-04-14 07:48:45 AM

steamingpile: zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected

Amazing, they win the SB and still farking whine.


RABBLERABBLERABBLE
 
2014-04-14 08:59:45 AM
actually we're gloating. your coach looks like an even bigger idiot with his previous remarks regarding the seahawks and how they are run.

browner and thurmond aren't even on the team anymore. sherman was never suspended but keep calling us whiners when 1 of your franchise players is heading to titus young territory. not to mention gay bashing hit and run specialist culliver. i'm not even counting the kaep "incident" because that looks like its a non story.

seattle is crying. every day. tears of joy from the lombardi trophy.

haters gonna hate. 9ers gonna commit felonies. seattle gonna win. again.

/think we're bad now? wait until another season of dominance. we're gonna make patriot fans look humble.
 
2014-04-14 09:15:02 AM

DrBenway: zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected

Not just whiny bad winners, but passive aggressive whiny bad winners.


Well it is Seattle.

/Former Seattlite
//Yes I miss the city
 
2014-04-14 09:20:05 AM

Slow To Return: zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected

Say it with me.

Oklahoma City Seahawks.


// so sick of the entire city of Solittle.


From Seattle....looks outside

Yup, still nicer than wherever you are from.
 
2014-04-14 09:44:51 AM

wiwille: DrBenway: zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected

Not just whiny bad winners, but passive aggressive whiny bad winners.

Well it is Seattle.

/Former Seattlite
//Yes I miss the city


I am guessing you don't miss Seattle residents, though.

Hipsters suck
 
2014-04-14 09:48:22 AM
this isn't really a trifecta than it is "Aldon Smith being Aldon Smith"... dude's a walking disaster when he's not surrounded by the team

Kaep's just slightly an idiot, but unless he's charged with rape then he'll get off easier than Kobe

neither story is anywhere as much a disaster as the Patriots' offseason was last year
 
2014-04-14 09:49:12 AM

mentallo69: Slow To Return: zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected

Say it with me.

Oklahoma City Seahawks.

// so sick of the entire city of Solittle.


From Seattle....looks outside

Yup, still nicer than wherever you are from.


GoHawks
 
2014-04-14 09:57:27 AM

HotKarl: actually we're gloating. your coach looks like an even bigger idiot with his previous remarks regarding the seahawks and how they are run.

browner and thurmond aren't even on the team anymore. sherman was never suspended but keep calling us whiners when 1 of your franchise players is heading to titus young territory. not to mention gay bashing hit and run specialist culliver. i'm not even counting the kaep "incident" because that looks like its a non story.

seattle is crying. every day. tears of joy from the lombardi trophy.

haters gonna hate. 9ers gonna commit felonies. seattle gonna win. again.

/think we're bad now? wait until another season of dominance. we're gonna make patriot fans look humble.


unless seahawks fans start going full on human sacrifice, you cannot even touch the arrogance pats fans had in 2007

but good try anyways
 
2014-04-14 10:03:09 AM

zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected


Accurate subby is accurate. Stop whining.

/not Seahwaks fan/hater
//nor 49ers fan/hater
///although Harbuagh can take his drama queen, 3 year old temper tantrum flailing whiney ass and GTFO
////but the players themselves, no ill will
 
2014-04-14 10:25:09 AM

Slow To Return: zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected

Say it with me.

Oklahoma City Seahawks.

// so sick of the entire city of Solittle.


what a deeply weird sentiment
 
2014-04-14 10:38:04 AM

HotKarl: actually we're gloating. your coach looks like an even bigger idiot with his previous remarks regarding the seahawks and how they are run.

browner and thurmond aren't even on the team anymore. sherman was never suspended but keep calling us whiners when 1 of your franchise players is heading to titus young territory. not to mention gay bashing hit and run specialist culliver. i'm not even counting the kaep "incident" because that looks like its a non story.

seattle is crying. every day. tears of joy from the lombardi trophy.

haters gonna hate. 9ers gonna commit felonies. seattle gonna win. again.

/think we're bad now? wait until another season of dominance. we're gonna make patriot fans look humble.


Stay classy.
 
2014-04-14 11:38:51 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected

Accurate subby is accurate. Stop whining.

/not Seahwaks fan/hater
//nor 49ers fan/hater
///although Harbuagh can take his drama queen, 3 year old temper tantrum flailing whiney ass and GTFO
////but the players themselves, no ill will


Well, I mean Aldon kind of maybe possibly perhaps should serve some god dang jail time by now.

You can't say bomb on an airplane. Bomb bomb bomb. Bomb bomb ba bomb. What if I was a bombardier
 
2014-04-14 12:51:30 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: who doesn't hate going through security and being called out for nothing?


He does have a weapons charge on his record. Not all that unlikely that that played a part in him being selected.
 
2014-04-14 01:00:44 PM

machoprogrammer: wiwille: DrBenway: zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected

Not just whiny bad winners, but passive aggressive whiny bad winners.

Well it is Seattle.

/Former Seattlite
//Yes I miss the city

I am guessing you don't miss Seattle residents, though.

Hipsters suck


You guessed correctly.
 
2014-04-14 01:27:59 PM

Slow To Return: // so sick of the entire city of Solittle.



U mad, bro?
 
2014-04-14 03:13:32 PM

machoprogrammer: wiwille: DrBenway: zerkalo: Seahawks-like submitting detected

Not just whiny bad winners, but passive aggressive whiny bad winners.

Well it is Seattle.

/Former Seattlite
//Yes I miss the city

I am guessing you don't miss Seattle residents, though.

Hipsters suck


thats portland
 
2014-04-14 03:47:47 PM

mentallo69: From Seattle....looks outsideYup, still nicer than wherever you are from.


How did you know I live inside an elephant's rectum?
 
2014-04-14 06:45:31 PM

Slow To Return: mentallo69: From Seattle....looks outsideYup, still nicer than wherever you are from.

How did you know I live inside an elephant's rectum?


i708.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-14 07:39:00 PM
so it sounds like the chick in the Kaep/Patton/Lockette story made stuff up, Kaep wasn't even there, the Chick was drugged out and refused to leave... good thing everybody used the jump-to-conclusions mat
 
2014-04-14 08:49:16 PM
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