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2014-04-13 07:11:16 PM  
What the...
I don't...
How...
Why...
I don't...
But...
 
2014-04-13 07:21:43 PM  
Police arrested Megan Huntsman, 39, of Pleasant Grove, on Saturday following a gruesome discovery at a residence formerly occupied by the woman who they say moved out in 2011.

Note to self: When moving, don't forget to pack dead baby boxes.
 
2014-04-13 08:35:51 PM  

reported: Police arrested Megan Huntsman, 39, of Pleasant Grove, on Saturday following a gruesome discovery at a residence formerly occupied by the woman who they say moved out in 2011.

Note to self: When moving, don't forget to pack dead baby boxes.


qft
 
2014-04-13 08:55:31 PM  
Yeah, dead babies aren't usually the kind of thing you leave behind when you move.

/But on meth, they are!
 
2014-04-13 08:59:03 PM  
By the time you've opened the fourth or fifth dead baby box, I wonder if the thrill wears off.
 
2014-04-13 09:05:41 PM  
Damn...white babies are worth a hell of a lot more alive...
 
2014-04-13 09:15:32 PM  
What else could she do? Abortion is a sin, after all.

/back in my days, we called those boxes "Mother's Little Secrets"
 
2014-04-13 09:16:15 PM  
Dead Baby Jokes are back!
 
2014-04-13 09:17:40 PM  
"Excuse me, why is the Coroner singing Devo's version of 'Satisfaction'?"
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-04-13 09:17:50 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Dead Baby Jokes are back!


...to back to back to back to back to back and to back*

*this back not yet accounted for
 
2014-04-13 09:21:45 PM  
Oh, but it's legal when you call them "abortions".
 
2014-04-13 09:25:35 PM  

syrynxx: Oh, but it's legal when you call them "abortions".


I very much hope you're being sarcastic.  Just in case, however, fark you sideways.
 
2014-04-13 09:43:31 PM  
*nope.gif*
 
2014-04-13 09:46:04 PM  
www.kaneconsulting.biz
 
2014-04-13 09:52:17 PM  
6 counts of murder for 7 babies?

I was told there would be no math.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-04-13 09:55:28 PM  

jaylectricity: 6 counts of murder for 7 babies?

I was told there would be no math.


The last one is for the death of innocence.
 
2014-04-13 10:00:42 PM  

jaylectricity: 6 counts of murder for 7 babies?

I was told there would be no math.


maybe they determined one of them was stillborn or not full term.
 
2014-04-13 10:13:58 PM  
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?

Because they're hand made.
 
2014-04-13 10:57:08 PM  
probably food storage.
just add water.
they will be fine.
 
2014-04-13 11:06:25 PM  
What happens when you run out of baby oil.
 
2014-04-13 11:08:43 PM  

2wolves: What happens when you run out of baby oil.


You're left with baby powder?
 
2014-04-13 11:09:55 PM  
Dead babies
Dead babies
Dead babies aren't much fun
 
2014-04-13 11:11:36 PM  
She is making real life baby dolls.  She is an entrepreneur who deserves acclaim not condemnation.

www.dollsite.com
 
2014-04-13 11:11:46 PM  
IDK, looking again, it seems more like the classic "penis goes where?" mugshot.
 
2014-04-13 11:12:05 PM  
Something about a pitchfork
 
2014-04-13 11:12:06 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: "Excuse me, why is the Coroner singing Devo's version of 'Satisfaction'?"


That really shouldn't be as funny as it is.  But it is.

/it seems i'm on a losing streak
 
2014-04-13 11:12:15 PM  
Can someone please explain to me how there can be seven corpses in a house and nobody smells it?
 
2014-04-13 11:12:57 PM  
Those kids are better off.
 
2014-04-13 11:13:23 PM  

puffy999: 2wolves: What happens when you run out of baby oil.

You're left with baby powder?


Damnit, now I gotta clean cognac off my screen
 
2014-04-13 11:15:06 PM  

MeanJean: Can someone please explain to me how there can be seven corpses in a house and nobody smells it?


They were small corpses.  Hiding 7 dead babies is just as easy as hiding a single midget.  And how many times to you see "Dead Midget Found in Killer's Home" stories on the news?
 
2014-04-13 11:15:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-13 11:15:24 PM  

MeanJean: Can someone please explain to me how there can be seven corpses in a house and nobody smells it?


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-13 11:15:36 PM  
Oh. Whatever.

:/
 
2014-04-13 11:15:42 PM  

CruJones: Something about a pitchfork


What kind of rightwing Christian nut job are you?  I don't see how a woman having 5th trimester abortions should be a problem.
 
2014-04-13 11:15:44 PM  
So, the current occupants moved in around 2011 and never bothered to throw out the last occupant's crap?  How dirty must their house be if they can't bother to do basic cleaning like 'toss the last occupant's dead baby boxes' in the last three years?
 
2014-04-13 11:15:46 PM  
Grab the pitchforks!
 
2014-04-13 11:17:36 PM  
She's a staunch advocate for properly-razed children.
 
2014-04-13 11:18:03 PM  
She kept them in shoe boxes. Did she stuff the babies with tissue paper to keep their shape?
 
2014-04-13 11:18:34 PM  

MeanJean: Can someone please explain to me how there can be seven corpses in a house and nobody smells it?


look in to the garage, they have antlers holding up fishing poles.
now I'm generalizing a bit, but if the guy is very avid hunter, like my cousin is, the place it likely packed with stuffed corpses and probably always has dead stuff smells in and around it.
 
2014-04-13 11:19:35 PM  

omnimancer28: MeanJean: Can someone please explain to me how there can be seven corpses in a house and nobody smells it?

They were small corpses.  Hiding 7 dead babies is just as easy as hiding a single midget.  And how many times to you see "Dead Midget Found in Killer's Home" stories on the news?


Almost never.
that's the kind of thing you put in a safety deposit box.
 
2014-04-13 11:20:05 PM  
So, let me get this straight.... in a 10 year period, she gave birth to 7 babies, and killed them all?  And then kept them all in the house?  I'm utterly failing to understand the mindset of someone who would do that.  She must have been pregnant half the time during those 10 years.

Most crazy behaviour at least makes some sort of sense on some level.  I'm baffled by this.
 
2014-04-13 11:21:41 PM  

Sticky Hands: omnimancer28: MeanJean: Can someone please explain to me how there can be seven corpses in a house and nobody smells it?

They were small corpses.  Hiding 7 dead babies is just as easy as hiding a single midget.  And how many times to you see "Dead Midget Found in Killer's Home" stories on the news?

Almost never.
that's the kind of thing you put in a safety deposit box.


My bank doesn't have boxes that big.  And really, those little booths the banks have for you to mess with your box contents?  Not really set up for proper midget butchering.
 
2014-04-13 11:22:23 PM  
She would have been bearing these from about age 21 to 31 and...a Huntsman from Utah?
 
2014-04-13 11:22:27 PM  

2chris2: So, let me get this straight.... in a 10 year period, she gave birth to 7 babies, and killed them all?  And then kept them all in the house?  I'm utterly failing to understand the mindset of someone who would do that.  She must have been pregnant half the time during those 10 years.

Most crazy behaviour at least makes some sort of sense on some level.  I'm baffled by this.


And even more baffling, no one else noticed that she was pregnant a lot yet had no kids?
 
2014-04-13 11:22:32 PM  
Yeah.... I know my son's Mom is mentally ill.

But...just...

Just checked on him sleeping.  Turd threw his "Snakes of Central Texas" laminate info book to the side.

I also just checked the rifle case and pistol box are still locked and the ammo box is still locked.

Yeah, Brian "Until you have a kid!!"  Yeah, I'd kill for him. No questions asked.

Really farking sad about this.  Think I'll just fire up my WWII simulator and destroy some merchant vessels.

Wait, what?

As always, "WHERE WAS THE DAD?!?!"

I'm told that my type is a rare thing.  I'm starting to really believe it more and more.
 
2014-04-13 11:22:49 PM  
Did she ever leave the house? Hard to imagine having a neighbor knocked up most of the time, but never seeing any kids around.
 
2014-04-13 11:22:59 PM  
How do you put a dead baby in a blender?

Feet first.

How do you get it out?

With chips.
 
2014-04-13 11:23:11 PM  
Jeez I already have a list of names from the Fark Political tab that would still hit it and post a selfie on instagram.
 
2014-04-13 11:23:15 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: CruJones: Something about a pitchfork

What kind of rightwing Christian nut job are you?  I don't see how a woman having 5th trimester abortions should be a problem.


I was referring g to a dead baby joke, something about using a pitchfork to move them, but I don't remember
 
2014-04-13 11:23:49 PM  

2chris2: So, let me get this straight.... in a 10 year period, she gave birth to 7 babies, and killed them all?  And then kept them all in the house?  I'm utterly failing to understand the mindset of someone who would do that.  She must have been pregnant half the time during those 10 years.

Most crazy behaviour at least makes some sort of sense on some level.  I'm baffled by this.


There have been past convictions for this kind of thing. Mom with 5 babies, all died of SIDS soon after birth--except when she finally confessed to smothering them.

Like a faulty switch in their maternal circuit.
 
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