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(TMZ)   Debbie Rowe tells us what we already know by calling Michael Jackson's brothers, Jermaine, Randy, Tito and Jackie greedy slackers   (tmz.com) divider line 31
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2014-04-13 11:33:52 PM  
The Jackson family is so farked up, this logic could possibly apply:

*  Debbie Rowe is already white
*  The Jackson family hates being black
*  Plastic surgery has rendered everyone but Debbie Rowe alien-looking, but Debbie Rowe is alien looking through genetics and nature alone.

Conclusion? Give the kids to Courtney Love and make a reality show out of it.
 
2014-04-14 01:23:07 AM  
Samuel has done okay with the acting thing.
 
2014-04-14 01:28:56 AM  
Randy's still fuming about the loss of his AI gig. What excuses do the rest have?
 
2014-04-14 01:44:41 AM  
Debbie Rowe: Baby Vending Machine.

Insert Turkey Baster, wait 9 Months for delivery.
 
2014-04-14 01:57:10 AM  

Apos: What excuses do the rest have?


AFIAC, they were horribly abused and exploited during their childhood by their parents. None of them turned out normal.
 
2014-04-14 01:57:50 AM  
Though I'd hardly call any of them slackers. They worked harder in their childhoods than most Farkers ever will in their entire lives.
 
2014-04-14 02:40:39 AM  
I am shocked that such a story of love, with a fairy-tale dream marriage resulted in nasty litigation
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-04-14 04:11:58 AM  
Better a greedy slacker than a farking batshiat crazy guy who raped young boys.
 
2014-04-14 04:42:24 AM  
At least she's their mother. The Jacksons aren't related to the kids in any way.
 
2014-04-14 05:01:45 AM  

robohobo: Better a greedy slacker than a farking batshiat crazy guy who raped young boys.


He was found innocent. We get it, he is a freak. But lets not pretend like he got away like OJ.
 
2014-04-14 05:15:39 AM  

Fallout Boy: robohobo: Better a greedy slacker than a farking batshiat crazy guy who raped young boys.

He was found innocent. We get it, he is a freak. But lets not pretend like he got away like OJ.


I dunno you can only get sued or arrested for molesting children so many times before people start thinking you're a child molester. Or turn a large chunk of your property into a zoo/playground whatever and keep inviting children there. Either way.
 
2014-04-14 05:39:05 AM  

Fallout Boy: robohobo: Better a greedy slacker than a farking batshiat crazy guy who raped young boys.

He was found innocent. We get it, he is a freak. But lets not pretend like he got away like OJ.


...this is Fark. They're already calling the QB of the 49ers Colin Rapernick. They're still willing to nuke small towns because someone in a position of power may be touching children inappropriately. It won't matter if every second of MJ's life magically appeared on film and no misdeeds were ever found; they'd still call him a rapist.
 
2014-04-14 06:59:15 AM  

IlGreven: Fallout Boy: robohobo: Better a greedy slacker than a farking batshiat crazy guy who raped young boys.

He was found innocent. We get it, he is a freak. But lets not pretend like he got away like OJ.

...this is Fark. They're already calling the QB of the 49ers Colin Rapernick. They're still willing to nuke small towns because someone in a position of power may be touching children inappropriately. It won't matter if every second of MJ's life magically appeared on film and no misdeeds were ever found; they'd still call him a rapist.


I'm partial to the theory of accidental chemical castration. It really would explain a lot; voice not changing much, weird but non-sexual relationship towards kids, etc.
Or aliens.
 
2014-04-14 07:00:37 AM  
Wow... she went from this:

i.imgur.com

to this:

img2u.info

I understand she's in her 50s... but geez.... was she in a bad car accident or something and need facial replacement surgery?
 
2014-04-14 07:17:50 AM  

LesserEvil: Wow... she went from this:

[i.imgur.com image 850x1488]

to this:

[img2u.info image 850x478]

I understand she's in her 50s... but geez.... was she in a bad car accident or something and need facial replacement surgery?


Hopefully Paris doesn't age like the Olsen twins. Go from cute, to pretty, to legal and pretty, to hot in early 20s then hit a wall and steadily decline.
 
2014-04-14 07:20:37 AM  

Old Man Winter: IlGreven: Fallout Boy: robohobo: Better a greedy slacker than a farking batshiat crazy guy who raped young boys.

He was found innocent. We get it, he is a freak. But lets not pretend like he got away like OJ.

...this is Fark. They're already calling the QB of the 49ers Colin Rapernick. They're still willing to nuke small towns because someone in a position of power may be touching children inappropriately. It won't matter if every second of MJ's life magically appeared on film and no misdeeds were ever found; they'd still call him a rapist.

I'm partial to the theory of accidental chemical castration. It really would explain a lot; voice not changing much, weird but non-sexual relationship towards kids, etc.
Or aliens.


There are pictures of him (around 10ish years ago) with facial hair, and those close to him have said they have heard his real voice which is much deeper. There are youtube videos of him speaking in his natural voice, and he does show a deep range in his songs. I think the chemical castration theory is another example of a crazy rumor about Michael that people will believe because he is just that odd of a fellow.
 
2014-04-14 08:07:26 AM  

OhioUGrad: Hopefully Paris doesn't age like the Olsen twins. Go from cute, to pretty, to legal and pretty, to hot in early 20s then hit a wall and steadily decline.


The Olsens have had a lot of help from late-night partying, drugs and millions of dollars to get them to end up looking like that.
 
2014-04-14 08:14:32 AM  

LesserEvil: Wow... she went from this:

[i.imgur.com image 850x1488]

to this:

[img2u.info image 850x478]

I understand she's in her 50s... but geez.... was she in a bad car accident or something and need facial replacement surgery?


It's a Hollywood thing... Goldie Hawn has had a similar "went from this to that" experience...

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-14 08:27:01 AM  

ObeliskToucher: LesserEvil: Wow... she went from this:

[i.imgur.com image 850x1488]

to this:

[img2u.info image 850x478]

I understand she's in her 50s... but geez.... was she in a bad car accident or something and need facial replacement surgery?

It's a Hollywood thing... Goldie Hawn has had a similar "went from this to that" experience...

[img.fark.net image 360x460]


Goldie Hawn is pushing 70... she didn't look like that when she was 55, and still looks better than Ms. Rowe.
 
2014-04-14 08:43:00 AM  

ObeliskToucher: LesserEvil: Wow... she went from this:

[i.imgur.com image 850x1488]

to this:

[img2u.info image 850x478]

I understand she's in her 50s... but geez.... was she in a bad car accident or something and need facial replacement surgery?

It's a Hollywood thing... Goldie Hawn has had a similar "went from this to that" experience...

[img.fark.net image 360x460]


But that's not....ohhhhh what you did there I saw it eventually.
 
2014-04-14 09:02:59 AM  

LesserEvil: I understand she's in her 50s... but geez.... was she in a bad car accident or something and need facial replacement surgery?


If you were married to Mike Rowe and had to do his laundry you won't look so good either.
 
2014-04-14 09:52:30 AM  
This is what happens when trash gets exposed to the possibility of having money.

Bunch of name calling a lawsuiting starts up.

Some judge ought to just take Jackson's fortune, give it all to Saint Jude Children's Hospital, and order Jackson's kids to be euthanized.
 
2014-04-14 10:12:07 AM  
Well, to be fair, what kind of straight job would they be able to get?
 
2014-04-14 11:53:26 AM  

A Terrible Human: I dunno you can only get sued or arrested for molesting children so many times before people start thinking you're a child molester. Or turn a large chunk of your property into a zoo/playground whatever and keep inviting children there. Either way.


On the other hand there were who knows how many kinds visiting that place but only 2 accusations were ever made. Of those two one took a pay off (which to me indicates it was a cash grab) and I am pretty sure the other was discredited.
 
2014-04-14 11:57:45 AM  

mechgreg: On the other hand there were who knows how many kinds visiting that place but only 2 accusations were ever made. Of those two one took a pay off (which to me indicates it was a cash grab) and I am pretty sure the other was discredited.


Don't you always pay people who falsely accuse you of things to make them go away? If he was innocent he should have proven it in court.  The cash payoff makes him look guilty.
 
2014-04-14 12:05:23 PM  

serpent_sky: mechgreg: On the other hand there were who knows how many kinds visiting that place but only 2 accusations were ever made. Of those two one took a pay off (which to me indicates it was a cash grab) and I am pretty sure the other was discredited.

Don't you always pay people who falsely accuse you of things to make them go away? If he was innocent he should have proven it in court.  The cash payoff makes him look guilty.


To me the cash pay out makes the parents look like con artists. I mean if you are a parent and someone does something like that to your kid, I think most people would want them rotting in jail, and would tell anyone who would listen what happened. If you are just in it for the money maybe you take the cash and keep quiet.
 
2014-04-14 12:10:03 PM  

mechgreg: To me the cash pay out makes the parents look like con artists. I mean if you are a parent and someone does something like that to your kid, I think most people would want them rotting in jail, and would tell anyone who would listen what happened. If you are just in it for the money maybe you take the cash and keep quiet.


I, personally, would stay poor forever if the piece of shiat that raped me was rotting in prison.
But then again, I say that without a few million or whatever being dangled in front of me.
Actual cash and a life without worries (and money for good therapy) might change anyone's mind....

The guy admitted on TV, candidly, he liked having kids sleep in his bed and it was normal.  It's not.  I wouldn't let a kid sleep in my bed, and I'm a woman (so people would find it slightly less weird).  That sort of thing...  not what adults do.
 
2014-04-14 12:31:06 PM  
The Jackson's might be weird and dysfunctional, but they gave us years of good (and sometimes great) entertainment. WTF has Debbie Rowe ever done besides hatch eggs?
 
2014-04-14 07:38:30 PM  

Fallout Boy: Old Man Winter: IlGreven: Fallout Boy: robohobo: Better a greedy slacker than a farking batshiat crazy guy who raped young boys.

He was found innocent. We get it, he is a freak. But lets not pretend like he got away like OJ.

...this is Fark. They're already calling the QB of the 49ers Colin Rapernick. They're still willing to nuke small towns because someone in a position of power may be touching children inappropriately. It won't matter if every second of MJ's life magically appeared on film and no misdeeds were ever found; they'd still call him a rapist.

I'm partial to the theory of accidental chemical castration. It really would explain a lot; voice not changing much, weird but non-sexual relationship towards kids, etc.
Or aliens.

There are pictures of him (around 10ish years ago) with facial hair, and those close to him have said they have heard his real voice which is much deeper. There are youtube videos of him speaking in his natural voice, and he does show a deep range in his songs. I think the chemical castration theory is another example of a crazy rumor about Michael that people will believe because he is just that odd of a fellow.


I have heard (I don't recall where online that I read it) that the acne medication MJ used as a teen chemically castrated him. There was also a rumor many years ago that Joe Jackson had him neutered so MJ's voice would not change.
 
2014-04-15 02:20:00 AM  

I Browse: The Jackson's might be weird and dysfunctional, but they gave us years of good (and sometimes great) entertainment. WTF has Debbie Rowe ever done besides hatch eggs?


Unlike the rest of them, sounds like she has a real job.

Legal bullcrap aside, moving those kids out to a ranch in the middle of nowhere would probably be a good idea to give them a shot at being somewhat normal and well-adjusted.  There's no way they aren't constantly surrounded by creeps who are interested in only what they can get out of them.
 
2014-04-15 05:05:48 AM  

robohobo: Better a greedy slacker than a farking batshiat crazy guy who raped young boys.

Lee451: I have heard (I don't recall where online that I read it) that the acne medication MJ used as a teen chemically castrated him. There was also a rumor many years ago that Joe Jackson had him neutered so MJ's voice would not change.


I worked for Columbia/Sony at the height of his career. I dunno. I just never got the raging boner the gossip mill had for one person. Complicated guy. The high pitched voice was to a a certain extent what I would call an affectation that he trained his voice to do over the years. He was a complicated guy.
 
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