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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)   Cops say guy who drowned in Little River wasn't lonesome loser, but Canadian tourist   (wmbfnews.com) divider line 21
    More: Sad, Canadians, South Carolina Highway Patrol, Horry County, Florence SC, Myrtle Beach, tourists, cops  
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3299 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Apr 2014 at 7:38 PM (41 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-13 08:16:17 PM  
3 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: Beaten by the queen of hearts every time...


He really should talk to Juice Newton about that.
2014-04-14 01:08:34 PM  
2 votes:
Being a Canadian he was drunk and unfamiliar with the concept of ponds without ice on them.

therandommuse.typepad.com

What literalism may look like

2014-04-13 09:14:29 PM  
2 votes:
Were his last words "American river, get away from me!"
2014-04-13 06:47:54 PM  
2 votes:
Beaten by the queen of hearts every time...
2014-04-13 06:18:44 PM  
2 votes:
I've heard of him, he still keeps on tryin'.
2014-04-14 12:16:15 AM  
1 votes:

phrawgh: He shoulda paid the ferryman after all.


but you don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side
2014-04-13 11:29:33 PM  
1 votes:
He shoulda paid the ferryman after all.
2014-04-13 11:07:04 PM  
1 votes:

FloridaFarkTag: I still say this was a suicide....dude was having a happy anniversary baby w his lady, then found out about the other guy...

(I know way too many 70's yacht rock songs more than necessary)


But, if we're talking about 70's song references, wouldn't the "other guy" have been himself?

/I like pina coladas
//And gettin caught in the rain
2014-04-13 10:11:17 PM  
1 votes:
ts1.mm.bing.net
Wanted for questioning
2014-04-13 09:27:21 PM  
1 votes:
Probably wasn't a Christian, and a SC mob tried to force baptize him.
2014-04-13 08:53:07 PM  
1 votes:

bigtotoro: If there was one thing in his life missing, it was oxygen.


Well, love is like oxygen...

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2014-04-13 08:51:09 PM  
1 votes:
Have you heard about the Canadian tourist.
Beaten by the queen of hearts every time.
2014-04-13 08:48:57 PM  
1 votes:
2014-04-13 08:20:20 PM  
1 votes:
I guess he was *puts on sunglasses* unlucky in more than just love.
2014-04-13 08:12:18 PM  
1 votes:
Old fart Subby is an Old Fart.
2014-04-13 07:57:14 PM  
1 votes:
Subby, FYI... lonesome loser and Canadian tourist are one and the same.
2014-04-13 07:55:12 PM  
1 votes:
Thank you subby for not only dredging up horrible memories of the 70s, but now I have that damn song stuck in my head!
2014-04-13 07:50:55 PM  
1 votes:
Did he drown in Little River or a pond?
2014-04-13 07:49:03 PM  
1 votes:
How do you drown in a casino?

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2014-04-13 07:44:53 PM  
1 votes:
There's gonna be a heartache tonight, a heartache tonight I know.
2014-04-13 04:03:45 PM  
1 votes:
Pop culture reference needs to get off my lawn!
 
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