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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)   Cops say guy who drowned in Little River wasn't lonesome loser, but Canadian tourist   (wmbfnews.com) divider line 56
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2014-04-13 04:03:45 PM  
Pop culture reference needs to get off my lawn!
 
2014-04-13 06:18:44 PM  
I've heard of him, he still keeps on tryin'.
 
2014-04-13 06:32:21 PM  
On scene

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2014-04-13 06:47:54 PM  
Beaten by the queen of hearts every time...
 
2014-04-13 07:02:37 PM  
Hey the little river band is playing just down the road.
 
2014-04-13 07:43:31 PM  
If there was one thing in his life missing, it was oxygen.
 
2014-04-13 07:44:53 PM  
There's gonna be a heartache tonight, a heartache tonight I know.
 
2014-04-13 07:46:15 PM  
Was he a night owl?
 
2014-04-13 07:48:53 PM  
Was he Reminiscing or just looking for a Cool Change?
 
2014-04-13 07:49:03 PM  
How do you drown in a casino?

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2014-04-13 07:50:25 PM  
A Canadian visiting SC and drowns in a pond, I wouldn't rule out lonely loser just yet.  I see he had 'friends' with him on his travels, but even losers can get the off chance tag along.

/I should know
 
2014-04-13 07:50:55 PM  
Did he drown in Little River or a pond?
 
2014-04-13 07:55:12 PM  
Thank you subby for not only dredging up horrible memories of the 70s, but now I have that damn song stuck in my head!
 
2014-04-13 07:57:14 PM  
Subby, FYI... lonesome loser and Canadian tourist are one and the same.
 
2014-04-13 08:06:19 PM  
maybe he was just reminiscing.
 
2014-04-13 08:10:08 PM  
Did someone tell him "Hang On, help is on its way!"
 
2014-04-13 08:12:18 PM  
Old fart Subby is an Old Fart.
 
2014-04-13 08:14:12 PM  
Poor guy was accustomed to the gentle politeness of Canadian rivers.  Most American rivers have concealed currents, and even the Little Rivers copy the culture of undertow that the big rivers glorify.
 
2014-04-13 08:16:17 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Beaten by the queen of hearts every time...


He really should talk to Juice Newton about that.
 
2014-04-13 08:20:06 PM  

LonMead: Did someone tell him "Hang On, help is on its way!"


I was hoping someone was going to make that joke. Now I can leave the thread a happy man.
 
2014-04-13 08:20:20 PM  
I guess he was *puts on sunglasses* unlucky in more than just love.
 
2014-04-13 08:22:50 PM  

Guuberre: I guess he was *puts on sunglasses* unlucky in more than just love.


Approves.
 
2014-04-13 08:23:07 PM  

lack of warmth: A Canadian visiting SC and drowns in a pond, I wouldn't rule out lonely loser just yet.  I see he had 'friends' with him on his travels, but even losers can get the off chance tag along.

/I should know


Geez, take it easy on him.
 
2014-04-13 08:27:15 PM  
T'pau.
 
2014-04-13 08:29:21 PM  
Outstanding job, Subby.
 
2014-04-13 08:38:50 PM  
Oh. I remember, Friday night it was late, I was walking you home, we got down to the gate, I was dreaming of the night.
Would it turn out right?
 
2014-04-13 08:42:28 PM  

Nix Nightbird: How do you drown in a casino?

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Rain dance?
 
2014-04-13 08:44:48 PM  
It's a long way there.
It's a long way to where I'm going.
 
2014-04-13 08:44:51 PM  

Enormous-Schwanstucker: Oh. I remember, Friday night it was late, I was walking you home, we got down to the gate, I was dreaming of the night.
Would it turn out right?


damn you all.

/reminiscing
 
2014-04-13 08:45:37 PM  

Mrtraveler01: LonMead: Did someone tell him "Hang On, help is on its way!"

I was hoping someone was going to make that joke. Now I can leave the thread a happy man.


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2014-04-13 08:48:57 PM  
 
2014-04-13 08:51:09 PM  
Have you heard about the Canadian tourist.
Beaten by the queen of hearts every time.
 
2014-04-13 08:53:07 PM  

bigtotoro: If there was one thing in his life missing, it was oxygen.


Well, love is like oxygen...

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2014-04-13 08:55:35 PM  

mikemoto: Pop culture reference needs to get off my lawn!


Yikes, you must be ancient - they formed in '75 ;-)

/58
 
2014-04-13 09:14:29 PM  
Were his last words "American river, get away from me!"
 
2014-04-13 09:18:41 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Enormous-Schwanstucker: Oh. I remember, Friday night it was late, I was walking you home, we got down to the gate, I was dreaming of the night.
Would it turn out right?

damn you all.

/reminiscing


Glad I could pass along the ear worm.  And yes, doing the same thing too but, and I hate to be a stick in the mud, I have to stop. There are a few songs that I have great difficulty listening to as they remind me of my mom.

/Still listened to a couple of them a few minutes ago.
 
2014-04-13 09:25:52 PM  
I still say this was a suicide....dude was having a happy anniversary baby w his lady, then found out about the other guy...

(I know way too many 70's yacht rock songs more than necessary)
 
2014-04-13 09:27:21 PM  
Probably wasn't a Christian, and a SC mob tried to force baptize him.
 
2014-04-13 09:40:48 PM  

Enormous-Schwanstucker: JoieD'Zen: Enormous-Schwanstucker: Oh. I remember, Friday night it was late, I was walking you home, we got down to the gate, I was dreaming of the night.
Would it turn out right?

damn you all.

/reminiscing

Glad I could pass along the ear worm.  And yes, doing the same thing too but, and I hate to be a stick in the mud, I have to stop. There are a few songs that I have great difficulty listening to as they remind me of my mom.

/Still listened to a couple of them a few minutes ago.


It's time for a coooo oool change.
 
2014-04-13 10:02:16 PM  

theorellior: SecretAgentWoman: Beaten by the queen of hearts every time...

He really should talk to Juice Newton about that.


Her real name is Judith. Just thought everyone should know.
 
2014-04-13 10:09:14 PM  

phamwaa: It's a long way there.
It's a long way to where I'm going.


A truly awesome song with a killer guitar solo.
 
2014-04-13 10:11:17 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
Wanted for questioning
 
2014-04-13 10:23:21 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Probably wasn't a Christian, and a SC mob tried to force baptize him.


I lived 16 years in SC, and I got out without ever being baptized in that state.  I'm not saying I didn't let them think someone already got me, but I got out without their getting their hands on me.  Besides, that state has water moccasins.  Baptizing is usually done indoors.

/water moccasins are the biggest reason why I waited till my adulthood to learn to swim
//I prefer snake free waters, and I couldn't afford going to swimming pools when I was a kid.
 
2014-04-13 10:52:50 PM  
Should definitely not have crossed in from NC. They're living in darkness - years ago - down on the border.

/Me? Not actually lonesome at the moment.
 
2014-04-13 11:07:04 PM  

FloridaFarkTag: I still say this was a suicide....dude was having a happy anniversary baby w his lady, then found out about the other guy...

(I know way too many 70's yacht rock songs more than necessary)


But, if we're talking about 70's song references, wouldn't the "other guy" have been himself?

/I like pina coladas
//And gettin caught in the rain
 
2014-04-13 11:29:33 PM  
He shoulda paid the ferryman after all.
 
2014-04-14 12:16:15 AM  

phrawgh: He shoulda paid the ferryman after all.


but you don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side
 
2014-04-14 12:37:27 AM  

HexMadroom: phrawgh: He shoulda paid the ferryman after all.

but you don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side


Looks like he found out the hard way.
 
2014-04-14 01:12:00 AM  

mikemoto: Pop culture reference needs to get off my lawn!


Sit down, take a look at yourself.  Don't you want to be somebody?
 
2014-04-14 03:04:03 AM  

stonelotus: mikemoto: Pop culture reference needs to get off my lawn!

Sit down, take a look at yourself.  Don't you want to be somebody?


Sure, but someday somebody's going to see inside.
 
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