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(Forbes)   Raising taxes on the rich actually helped some people who make around $500k a year due to an obscure rule called AMT addback. This just happens to include people like the President   (forbes.com) divider line 80
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2014-04-13 05:13:32 PM  
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2014-04-13 05:29:46 PM  
And 95% of Congress.
 
2014-04-13 05:31:44 PM  
So, his effective rate went...*up*?
 
2014-04-13 06:46:24 PM  
I'm not voting for him again. Seriously. This is the last straw. You hear me? Never forget!
 
2014-04-13 07:21:53 PM  
Fark that noise. I'll see you plebes in Costa Rica, where I can sip on Mai Tais (or whatever) and have tanned cabaña boys (or whatever) bring me food without the tyranny of taxation.
 
2014-04-13 07:23:17 PM  
a series of tax increases

I love how letting a portion of what was supposed to be a temporary tax cut expire counts as a tax increase.
 
2014-04-13 07:30:14 PM  
That's it. Who let subby out of his derp cage?
 
2014-04-13 07:31:29 PM  

gnosis301: Fark that noise. I'll see you plebes in Costa Rica, where I can sip on Mai Tais (or whatever) and have tanned cabaña boys (or whatever) bring me food without the tyranny of taxation.


Just as long as they don't tax your trannys right?
 
2014-04-13 07:34:23 PM  
I love the extra 0.9% Medicare and 3.8% investment tax. Why do I have to pay it? Because fark you you do.
 
2014-04-13 07:34:49 PM  
fusillade762: I love how letting a portion of what was supposed to be a temporary tax cut expire counts as a tax increase.

Seriously. That same thinking turns

Because the President's book revenue was down, he contributed $90,000 less to the Fisher House Foundation, an organization that helps military families.

into "President Obama took $90K away from military families."

 
2014-04-13 07:34:49 PM  

Tiggobitties: gnosis301: Fark that noise. I'll see you plebes in Costa Rica, where I can sip on Mai Tais (or whatever) and have tanned cabaña boys (or whatever) bring me food without the tyranny of taxation.

Just as long as they don't tax your trannys right?


Now you're playing with power.
 
2014-04-13 07:36:00 PM  
a flat tax would fix everthing and be much simpler, but the wealthy/big business folks would never allow that because then they and their high priced tax lawyers wouldn't be able to game the system.


Exxon: managed to profit 90 billion one quarter and didn't pay any taxes on it.  now that is talent.
 
2014-04-13 07:38:04 PM  
History's. Greatest. Monster.

Like Hitler and Super-Hitler had a baby type bad.
 
2014-04-13 07:43:19 PM  
Quite often people get rich because they're smart.  News at 11.
 
2014-04-13 07:44:07 PM  

Linux_Yes: a flat tax would fix everthing and be much simpler, but the wealthy/big business folks would never allow that because then they and their high priced tax lawyers wouldn't be able to game the system.


Exxon: managed to profit 90 billion one quarter and didn't pay any taxes on it.  now that is talent.


A flat tax on what?

A flat income tax would make the super rich very, very, very happy.
 
2014-04-13 07:44:43 PM  
Can anyone explain to li'l ole me what tfa has to do with the troll-y implications of subby's headline? Because my understanding of tfa is that President Obama basically paid the same amount this year as last year because expiring things in Column A canceled out new things in Column B. Whereas subby seems to be implying that the man with the most heavily scrutinized tax returns in the world manipulated the tax code for personal gain.

If it helps, I already recognize that subby is severely mentally deficient.
 
2014-04-13 07:46:35 PM  

Dafatone: A flat income tax would make the super rich very, very, very happy.


The rich, maybe.

The super-rich are above making an "income".
 
2014-04-13 07:51:12 PM  

TomD9938: Dafatone: A flat income tax would make the super rich very, very, very happy.

The rich, maybe.

The super-rich are above making an "income".


...which is why it would make them very, very, very happy.
 
2014-04-13 07:51:56 PM  
"Obama Paid $2,310 In Obamacare Tax in 2013 ..."


Huh,   Obamacare tax.
 
2014-04-13 07:52:21 PM  

Dafatone: Linux_Yes: a flat tax would fix everthing and be much simpler, but the wealthy/big business folks would never allow that because then they and their high priced tax lawyers wouldn't be able to game the system.


Exxon: managed to profit 90 billion one quarter and didn't pay any taxes on it.  now that is talent.

A flat tax on what?

A flat income tax would make the super rich very, very, very happy.


No, but see, the tax is flat. Flat. Previously it was called Fair, and that was Fair, but this is less fair but more flat and that still starts with an F and that spells M-O-O-N. The F tax is suitable for even simple Folk who got an F in math...because there is no math! Just flatness.
 
2014-04-13 07:53:37 PM  

netcentric: "Obama Paid $2,310 In Obamacare Tax in 2013 ..."


Huh,   Obamacare tax.


Dem death panels ain't gonna pay fer demselfs.
 
2014-04-13 07:54:25 PM  

gnosis301: Fark that noise. I'll see you plebes in Costa Rica, where I can sip on Mai Tais (or whatever) and have tanned cabaña boys (or whatever) bring me food without the tyranny of taxation.


This is how I know you are just trying to impersonate a real conservative.

A true American who listens to conservative AM talk radio would know that Belize is the can't miss real estate investment opportunity of a lifetime. When 0maba and his cronies have finished destroying the American dream, the only safe haven where you can hide your hard-earned assets from the insatiable, socialistic beast of the IRS is overseas. Now, you can invest in your own personal Galt's Gulch in paradise.  Buy Belize now, before the secret is out!  That's Buy Belize, dot com!  Check it out... today!

/don't check it out
//or do, but for God's sake only for a laugh, and don't get suckered
 
2014-04-13 07:54:37 PM  

dangelder: Dafatone: Linux_Yes: a flat tax would fix everthing and be much simpler, but the wealthy/big business folks would never allow that because then they and their high priced tax lawyers wouldn't be able to game the system.


Exxon: managed to profit 90 billion one quarter and didn't pay any taxes on it.  now that is talent.

A flat tax on what?

A flat income tax would make the super rich very, very, very happy.

No, but see, the tax is flat. Flat. Previously it was called Fair, and that was Fair, but this is less fair but more flat and that still starts with an F and that spells M-O-O-N. The F tax is suitable for even simple Folk who got an F in math...because there is no math! Just flatness.


Like the Earth!
 
2014-04-13 07:55:07 PM  

Linux_Yes: a flat tax would fix everthing and be much simpler, but the wealthy/big business folks would never allow that because then they and their high priced tax lawyers wouldn't be able to game the system.


Exxon: managed to profit 90 billion one quarter and didn't pay any taxes on it.  now that is talent.


A flat tax would have to be absurdly high to be revenue neutral.  "America's taxes are too high - let's make them higher!" is rather derptastic.

And the graduated nature of taxes has absolutely nothing to do with stuff like Exxon.  What you are complaining about are exemptions.

If you removed the graduatedness but not the exemptions, Exxon still pays $0
If you removed the exemptions but not the graduatedness, Exxon pays a shiat-ton of money.
Therefore, flatness is irrelevant to your stated desire of Exxon paying $not-0.

BTW Removing both means Exxon pays a shiat-ton of money; it also means the average wage-earner would pay practically all their post-keep-myself-alive money in taxes.
 
2014-04-13 07:57:21 PM  

Linux_Yes: a flat tax would fix everthing and be much simpler, but the wealthy/big business folks would never allow that because then they and their high priced tax lawyers wouldn't be able to game the system.


A flat tax would do an excellent job of transferring more of the tax burden onto the poor and middle classes.

You want an easy fix to our current system? Let's go back to taxing capital gains at the same rates as all other income.
 
2014-04-13 07:59:28 PM  

Parthenogenetic: gnosis301: Fark that noise. I'll see you plebes in Costa Rica, where I can sip on Mai Tais (or whatever) and have tanned cabaña boys (or whatever) bring me food without the tyranny of taxation.

This is how I know you are just trying to impersonate a real conservative.

A true American who listens to conservative AM talk radio would know that Belize is the can't miss real estate investment opportunity of a lifetime. When 0maba and his cronies have finished destroying the American dream, the only safe haven where you can hide your hard-earned assets from the insatiable, socialistic beast of the IRS is overseas. Now, you can invest in your own personal Galt's Gulch in paradise.  Buy Belize now, before the secret is out!  That's Buy Belize, dot com!  Check it out... today!

/don't check it out
//or do, but for God's sake only for a laugh, and don't get suckered


To be fair, though, cave tubing in Belize is kinda awesome.
 
2014-04-13 08:00:26 PM  
This is ridiculous. We need major simplification.

I took my masters in accounting in 1984 and passed the CPA exam a year later. That and 30 years experience and I'd give myself a 50/50 chance of getting that return correct without relying on tax preparation software.

The average American with the average return should be able to do their own return by hand in an afternoon.
 
2014-04-13 08:09:10 PM  

brimed03: ...subby seems to be implying that the man with the most heavily scrutinized tax returns in the world manipulated the tax code for personal gain.


Yup, because saving a few thousand dollars on a year's taxes would totally be the most important financial benefit of being President.
 
2014-04-13 08:10:27 PM  
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2014-04-13 08:14:36 PM  
People who make $500,000 a year don't know they are rich. They think they are "just getting by". Just any Congress person.

Of course, in many places $500,000 won't get you a three-bedroom apartment.
 
2014-04-13 08:15:12 PM  

cchris_39: This is ridiculous. We need major simplification.

I took my masters in accounting in 1984 and passed the CPA exam a year later. That and 30 years experience and I'd give myself a 50/50 chance of getting that return correct without relying on tax preparation software.

The average American with the average return should be able to do their own return by hand in an afternoon.


Or we could do it like other countries do and let the IRS compute it. They already have your w2's, 1099s, etc. and their computer is going to check it anyway, so they could just send you a statement that says "this is what we calculated. If you're cool with that we're done. Otherwise you can send in your own paperwork."
 
2014-04-13 08:20:44 PM  

Parthenogenetic: gnosis301: Fark that noise. I'll see you plebes in Costa Rica, where I can sip on Mai Tais (or whatever) and have tanned cabaña boys (or whatever) bring me food without the tyranny of taxation.

This is how I know you are just trying to impersonate a real conservative.

A true American who listens to conservative AM talk radio would know that Belize is the can't miss real estate investment opportunity of a lifetime. When 0maba and his cronies have finished destroying the American dream, the only safe haven where you can hide your hard-earned assets from the insatiable, socialistic beast of the IRS is overseas. Now, you can invest in your own personal Galt's Gulch in paradise.  Buy Belize now, before the secret is out!  That's Buy Belize, dot com!  Check it out... today!

/don't check it out
//or do, but for God's sake only for a laugh, and don't get suckered



Have you been to Belize? It may not be Galt's Gulch, but it seems like not a bad place to retire for mai tais.
 
2014-04-13 08:22:04 PM  
And therefore, David Koch is president and everyone who makes less than 7 figures a year must give their entire paycheck to him. He'll give them something for it. If he feels like it. Damn poors.
 
2014-04-13 08:23:50 PM  

revrendjim: cchris_39: This is ridiculous. We need major simplification.

I took my masters in accounting in 1984 and passed the CPA exam a year later. That and 30 years experience and I'd give myself a 50/50 chance of getting that return correct without relying on tax preparation software.

The average American with the average return should be able to do their own return by hand in an afternoon.

Or we could do it like other countries do and let the IRS compute it. They already have your w2's, 1099s, etc. and their computer is going to check it anyway, so they could just send you a statement that says "this is what we calculated. If you're cool with that we're done. Otherwise you can send in your own paperwork."


As logical as that sounds, i think they want people to do it manually to not only a) be able to report things on your tax like internet purchases out of state (uh-huh) but to b) catch you in a lie.

that second part is probably important for their prosecution and subtly intimidates people.. what does the IRS know? File.. and find out.
 
2014-04-13 08:26:02 PM  
How the fark is the president's effective federal tax rate lower than mine?
 
2014-04-13 08:26:07 PM  
AMT Addback sounds like when the Terminator shot the gun shop clerk instead of paying for everything.

/because the .45 was an AMT
 
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2014-04-13 08:26:49 PM  

revrendjim: cchris_39: This is ridiculous. We need major simplification.

I took my masters in accounting in 1984 and passed the CPA exam a year later. That and 30 years experience and I'd give myself a 50/50 chance of getting that return correct without relying on tax preparation software.

The average American with the average return should be able to do their own return by hand in an afternoon.

Or we could do it like other countries do and let the IRS compute it. They already have your w2's, 1099s, etc. and their computer is going to check it anyway, so they could just send you a statement that says "this is what we calculated. If you're cool with that we're done. Otherwise you can send in your own paperwork."


The Want Taxes Flat (WTF) people will never go for that, because the IRS unfairly targets conservatives by making sure groups across the political spectrum aren't falsely claiming to be tax-exempt. Because Benghazicare.
 
2014-04-13 08:28:04 PM  

lelio: I love the extra 0.9% Medicare and 3.8% investment tax. Why do I have to pay it? Because fark you you do.


Because that shiat's expensive, and you make more money than most.

A new payroll tax was born. Starting in 2013, taxpayers with earned income from wages or self-employment income in excess of $250,000 (if married filing jointly, $200,000 if single), will pay an extra 0.9% Medicare tax on the excess earnings.


Medicare is a Good Thing.  But it is indeed straight up redistribution of wealth.  It lets poor folks enjoy their grandparents for an extra five years before they kick the bucket.
 
2014-04-13 08:28:20 PM  
Just curious how much the President has in bonds, etc to earn $6,575 in interest.

/not snarky, just curious...
 
2014-04-13 08:31:59 PM  

Ex-Texan: [i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]


Sweet Jesus its a fire.
 
2014-04-13 08:35:32 PM  

fusillade762: a series of tax increases

I love how letting a portion of what was supposed to be a temporary tax cut expire counts as a tax increase.


It is if you are paying the higher rate. Not to mention there are plenty of people who probably didn't earn as much over a decade ago when the top rates were previously that high.
 
2014-04-13 08:37:09 PM  
If I was in charge, anyone 6'6" would not pay any taxes. See how it works.
 
2014-04-13 08:45:10 PM  

Linux_Yes: a flat tax would fix everthing and be much simpler, but the wealthy/big business folks would never allow that because then they and their high priced tax lawyers wouldn't be able to game the system.


Exxon: managed to profit 90 billion one quarter and didn't pay any taxes on it.  now that is talent.


What quarter was that?
 
2014-04-13 08:51:10 PM  

cchris_39: This is ridiculous. We need major simplification.

I took my masters in accounting in 1984 and passed the CPA exam a year later. That and 30 years experience and I'd give myself a 50/50 chance of getting that return correct without relying on tax preparation software.

The average American with the average return should be able to do their own return by hand in an afternoon.


They easily can unless they're wholly retarded.
 
2014-04-13 08:52:30 PM  

IlGreven: And therefore, David Koch is president and everyone who makes less than 7 figures a year must give their entire paycheck to him. He'll give them something for it. If he feels like it. Damn poors.


Africa has the curse of Ebola, the above shows that this thread has the curse of Derpola and there is no cure.  Read derp like this long enough and your brain will liquify and run out your ear.
 
2014-04-13 08:56:19 PM  

zimbomba63: Linux_Yes: a flat tax would fix everthing and be much simpler, but the wealthy/big business folks would never allow that because then they and their high priced tax lawyers wouldn't be able to game the system.


Exxon: managed to profit 90 billion one quarter and didn't pay any taxes on it.  now that is talent.

What quarter was that?


Meanwhile, General Electric sits over there in the corner with a smug expression.
 
2014-04-13 09:01:41 PM  

zimbomba63: Linux_Yes: a flat tax would fix everthing and be much simpler, but the wealthy/big business folks would never allow that because then they and their high priced tax lawyers wouldn't be able to game the system.


Exxon: managed to profit 90 billion one quarter and didn't pay any taxes on it.  now that is talent.

What quarter was that?


Yeah, I'd be interested to know that.

It's probably a case of someone not understanding the difference between operating profit and profit paid out to shareholders. If you make a million dollars profit but invest it all back into the company, such as investing in new projects, then your profit as far as the IRS is concerned is zero, and you won't pay tax. That is the same if you are Exxon or a guy who mows lawns.
 
2014-04-13 09:05:14 PM  

FlyinS: cchris_39: This is ridiculous. We need major simplification.

I took my masters in accounting in 1984 and passed the CPA exam a year later. That and 30 years experience and I'd give myself a 50/50 chance of getting that return correct without relying on tax preparation software.

The average American with the average return should be able to do their own return by hand in an afternoon.

They easily can unless they're wholly retarded.



You're both right. The "average American" probably has a simple form to fill out (especially if they aren't overly perfectionist), but the tax code has been in dire need of simplification for a long time and anyone who either has a relatively high income or has an unusual situation tends to have a completely absurd tax return.
 
2014-04-13 09:08:34 PM  

LL316: Quite often rarely people get rich because they're smart.  News at 11.


Drew is the exception, not the rule.
 
2014-04-13 09:08:41 PM  

Flint Ironstag: zimbomba63: Linux_Yes: a flat tax would fix everthing and be much simpler, but the wealthy/big business folks would never allow that because then they and their high priced tax lawyers wouldn't be able to game the system.


Exxon: managed to profit 90 billion one quarter and didn't pay any taxes on it.  now that is talent.

What quarter was that?

Yeah, I'd be interested to know that.

It's probably a case of someone not understanding the difference between operating profit and profit paid out to shareholders. If you make a million dollars profit but invest it all back into the company, such as investing in new projects, then your profit as far as the IRS is concerned is zero, and you won't pay tax. That is the same if you are Exxon or a guy who mows lawns.


Actually a quick look at Exxons figures shows it is someone who doesn't even understand the difference between turnover and profit. In 2013 its revenue was $420 billion, slightly more than the $90b a quarter figure given. But its profit was $40b for the whole year, $10b a quarter, not $90b.
 
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