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(KCTV5 Kansas City)   Gunman on rampage targeting Jewish outfits in Kansas City   (kctv5.com) divider line 266
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2014-04-13 04:43:18 PM  
So he's...shooting yarmulkes?
 
2014-04-13 04:43:36 PM  
What's his fark handle?
 
2014-04-13 04:44:28 PM  
Oy!
 
2014-04-13 04:44:42 PM  
Then stop dressing like that.

See? Simple.
 
2014-04-13 04:45:47 PM  
Breaking news on CNN for all of 60 seconds before resuming coverage of the missing plane.

Three dead in Overland Park.  :(
 
2014-04-13 04:46:02 PM  
Thanks, Obama.
 
2014-04-13 04:46:09 PM  
You know who else targeted Jews?

/ Obscure
 
2014-04-13 04:46:13 PM  
That's not kosher!
 
2014-04-13 04:46:13 PM  
Someone is shooting blouses with loud colors and patterns with ugly costume jewelry?
 
Skr
2014-04-13 04:46:28 PM  
This is what happens when you name your kid Hitler.
 
2014-04-13 04:46:29 PM  
Well there goes, "This can't happen in my neighborhood."
 
2014-04-13 04:46:36 PM  
I can't wait for the Jebus loving freak's wharrgarbl supporting or evading this.
 
2014-04-13 04:46:57 PM  
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They say all peoples must go thorough some hard times, well we Jews are getting our out of the way early, from here on out it's gonna be nothin' but smooth sailing!
 
2014-04-13 04:47:34 PM  

HawgWild: Then stop dressing like that.

See? Simple.


this isn't a rape case... Yet
 
2014-04-13 04:47:50 PM  

jaytkay: You know who else targeted Jews?

/ Obscure


Who hasn't?
 
2014-04-13 04:48:07 PM  

WTF Indeed: Someone is shooting blouses with loud colors and patterns with ugly costume jewelry?


Boom simulpost.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7C3ZVWy0J0
 
2014-04-13 04:48:52 PM  

pippi longstocking: I can't wait for the Jebus loving freak's wharrgarbl supporting or evading this.


So people are killed and you're happy because you get to be outraged over some moron's future comments? Gotta love atheists...
 
2014-04-13 04:49:14 PM  
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Hit the hitler, and win a porsche!
 
2014-04-13 04:49:38 PM  

jaytkay: You know who else targeted Jews?

/ Obscure


Nixon?
 
2014-04-13 04:49:53 PM  
I was sittin' flickin' chickens / And I'm looking through the pickins' / When suddenly these goys break down my walls / I didn't even know them / And they grab me by the scrotum / And they started playing ping-pong with my balls / Oy the agony / Oh the shame / To make your privates public for a game!

/ashamed I had to copypasta that
 
2014-04-13 04:50:52 PM  
Well it is brownbackistan took the nutters long enough to start targeting other religions in the area other than islam. Give'em a few more years in power and the shootings will be between different sects of jeebus.


/reset the clock on talking about guns
 
2014-04-13 04:51:40 PM  

MichiganFTL: They say all peoples must go thorough some hard times, well we Jews are getting our out of the way early, from here on out it's gonna be nothin' but smooth sailing!


Except for the whole 'that never occured' thing.

Tzar's and HItler made up for that though.
 
2014-04-13 04:52:06 PM  
How much of this is whipped anger from the Bundy ranch crowd?
 
2014-04-13 04:53:01 PM  

hardinparamedic: Hit the hitler, and win a porsche!


Hey,while Hitler may have not been so nice to Jewish people, he totally saved the History Channel, so there's that, too.
 
2014-04-13 04:53:04 PM  
Shooter McDickhead is already in custody. Good on the OPPD.
 
2014-04-13 04:53:14 PM  

jaytkay: You know who else targeted Jews?

/ Obscure


Vespasian?
 
2014-04-13 04:53:28 PM  
Maybe this is connected to the freeway shootings in the same area.  Anybody know if the cars targeted were Volvos?
 
2014-04-13 04:53:40 PM  
Well it was a white car the police were checking out...  White Power!!!
 
2014-04-13 04:54:54 PM  
wiki.urbandead.com
 
2014-04-13 04:55:11 PM  
I wonder if anyone in talk radio encouraged this person.
 
2014-04-13 04:55:41 PM  

Deadite: Well it is brownbackistan took the nutters long enough to start targeting other religions in the area other than islam. Give'em a few more years in power and the shootings will be between different sects of jeebus.


/reset the clock on talking about guns


You may jest, but I have a bad feeling about the different sects of Christianity in the future clashing.
 
2014-04-13 04:56:07 PM  
ski9600 DC Pierson, he was great as the "Apple Genius" in "Winter Soldier"  http://dcpierson.tumblr.com/
 
2014-04-13 04:56:26 PM  
There are Jews in KC?
 
2014-04-13 04:56:28 PM  
wow.. there's no 'too soon' on fark when it comes to the jews, eh?  All of you are racing to the front of the line with your zingers as if this guy was out there shooting rabid pit bulls with the limbs of little babies hanging out of their bloody mouths.

/What?  Does my analogy offend your senses?
//thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2014-04-13 04:56:28 PM  
How sad. Right on the Passover Seder.

What's the Matter With Kansas?
 
2014-04-13 04:58:11 PM  

WTF Indeed: pippi longstocking: I can't wait for the Jebus loving freak's wharrgarbl supporting or evading this.

So people are killed and you're happy because you get to be outraged over some moron's future comments? Gotta love atheists...


I don't remember electing Pippi as my spokesperson, but at least you found a way to use this thread to bash atheists. Gotta love you...
 
2014-04-13 04:58:26 PM  

Astorix: How much of this is whipped anger from the Bundy ranch crowd?


It wouldn't surprise me, to be honest. Militia types have a huge problem with Ze Joos.

I'm sure they see the Bundy Ranch fiasco as just another evil act of the Zionist occupation Government.
 
2014-04-13 04:59:08 PM  

Rand's lacy underwear: There are Jews in KC?


Mostly in Overland Park, where this happened.

Then again, most people who are actually from KCMO (like myself) would distance themselves from Overland Park if you were to bring it up in another context.

/not because of the Jews
 
2014-04-13 04:59:48 PM  
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Looks like Hitler hail.
 
2014-04-13 04:59:54 PM  

Pichu0102: Deadite: Well it is brownbackistan took the nutters long enough to start targeting other religions in the area other than islam. Give'em a few more years in power and the shootings will be between different sects of jeebus.


/reset the clock on talking about guns

You may jest, but I have a bad feeling about the different sects of Christianity in the future clashing.


Wasn't jesting sadly.

I'm thinking they're going to go full Taliban once they stay in power long enough and they're called the christian taliban or talibanicals enough, they'll take that as a badge of honor and not an insult.
 
2014-04-13 05:00:53 PM  

Marine1: Then again, most people who are actually from KCMO (like myself) would distance themselves from Overland Park if you were to bring it up in another context.


Why? OP is the nicest part of town in that white trash meth shiat hole.
 
2014-04-13 05:01:06 PM  
I thought that guy was still on his ranch in Nevada. I suppose ammonium nitrate is more his speed.
 
2014-04-13 05:01:54 PM  

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: wow.. there's no 'too soon' on fark when it comes to the jews, eh?  All of you are racing to the front of the line with your zingers as if this guy was out there shooting rabid pit bulls with the limbs of little babies hanging out of their bloody mouths.

/What?  Does my analogy offend your senses?
//thatsthejoke.jpg


FTFY
 
2014-04-13 05:02:29 PM  
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Its just another follower of Khorne delivering skulls for the skull throne
 
2014-04-13 05:02:38 PM  

Deathfrogg: jaytkay: You know who else targeted Jews?

/ Obscure

Nixon?


the IRS?
 
2014-04-13 05:03:49 PM  
Guess I won't be logging in to 4chan today...
 
2014-04-13 05:05:07 PM  
KarmicDisaster: Deathfrogg: jaytkay: You know who else targeted Jews?

/ Obscure

Nixon?

the IRS?


Walt Disney?
 
2014-04-13 05:05:29 PM  

Deadite: Pichu0102: Deadite: Well it is brownbackistan took the nutters long enough to start targeting other religions in the area other than islam. Give'em a few more years in power and the shootings will be between different sects of jeebus.


/reset the clock on talking about guns

You may jest, but I have a bad feeling about the different sects of Christianity in the future clashing.

Wasn't jesting sadly.

I'm thinking they're going to go full Taliban once they stay in power long enough and they're called the christian taliban or talibanicals enough, they'll take that as a badge of honor and not an insult.


You need only look to Ireland for inter-christian strife.
 
2014-04-13 05:06:21 PM  
www.cafleurebon.com
 
2014-04-13 05:06:23 PM  

Johnny Texas: Marine1: Then again, most people who are actually from KCMO (like myself) would distance themselves from Overland Park if you were to bring it up in another context.

Why? OP is the nicest part of town in that white trash meth shiat hole.


Mostly because Overland Park (along with a good chunk of the rest of the Kansas side of the city) got nice by constantly lowering tax rates to steal businesses from the Missouri side of the state line. The result has been a constant race to the bottom where Kansas has to keep poaching businesses from Missouri in order to keep their revenue stream from collapsing due to the lowered taxes. So, in a way, it's partially why my hometown (the "white trash meth shiat hole" you just mentioned) is the way it is.

/by which I mean the economic and cultural center of the lower Midwester and eastern Great Plains of the United States.
 
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