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(Boston Herald)   If you set anything on the ground during the Boston Marathon, cameras will report it as a possible bomb. So you might want to leave small children at home if you don't want them detonated   (bostonherald.com) divider line 26
    More: PSA, Boston Marathon, Boston, BAA Executive Director Thomas Grilk, Boylston Street, home runs  
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2499 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Apr 2014 at 6:57 PM (27 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-13 07:29:40 PM  
2 votes:
Now if I can just convince the Old Lady to sit on the sidewalk and take a nap under this nice comfy tarp (the one with pressure cookers stencilled all over it) while we wait for the race to start I could save a bundle on divorce lawyers
2014-04-13 07:27:49 PM  
2 votes:

Ryker's Peninsula: If you have more than a feeling that a package is suspicious, or if you see it smokin', don't be afraid. Run and don't look back to keep your piece of mind


Especially if you see Mary-Ann walking away from said suspicious package. It is Boston after all.
2014-04-13 07:19:55 PM  
2 votes:
Officials rejected the original security plan of just awarding the winning spots to the first Kenyans they can find then cancelling the Marathon.
2014-04-13 07:15:34 PM  
2 votes:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Baby bombs? Well, that's kind of novel. Sounds like something the Joker would do.

"Waaa! Waaaaaaaaaa!"

*BOOM!!!*

/I am of course engaging in graveyard humor.
//I really don't want to see anyone get hurt.


It's okay.  We know you're a horrible person.  So are we.  That's why all of us are here.
2014-04-13 07:07:01 PM  
2 votes:
If you have more than a feeling that a package is suspicious, or if you see it smokin', don't be afraid. Run and don't look back to keep your piece of mind
2014-04-13 03:18:34 PM  
2 votes:
How can someone confused small children with Adam Sandler movies?
2014-04-13 10:08:34 PM  
1 votes:
Meh, the kids are insured.
2014-04-13 10:06:06 PM  
1 votes:

austin_millbarge: This is so stupid. And nothing will happen this year, or the next, or the one after that because nothing was going to happen anyway... and eventually they will relax these rules and forget about it and all this overreactionary handwringing will have been for nothing but to inconvenience and frighten people.

/home of the brave?


Boston Strong.
2014-04-13 09:55:24 PM  
1 votes:
Last time I was in Boston, I had a blast.
2014-04-13 09:47:10 PM  
1 votes:
I really believe that any time we fundamentally alter things because of real or attempted attacks, the terror won.

After 9/11, when they were taking submissions of concept for the WTC, I voted for one that looked like a giant flip-off to the sky.

Because Fark them, that's why.
2014-04-13 09:16:12 PM  
1 votes:

FNG: Barn doors, horses. Stupid, not a PSA.


What are you, the reverse Meow Said the Dog?
2014-04-13 08:47:26 PM  
1 votes:

BalugaJoe: Deep Contact: Everyone must be naked to watch marathon just to be safe.

They should have to run naked also.


I'd rather watch naked runners than naked spectators, ew.
FNG [TotalFark]
2014-04-13 08:47:05 PM  
1 votes:
Barn doors, horses. Stupid, not a PSA.
2014-04-13 08:40:19 PM  
1 votes:
Everyone must be naked to watch marathon just to be safe.
2014-04-13 08:39:48 PM  
1 votes:
Wait they are going to detonate children?? I have about 8 neighbor kids that run across my lawn that I would like to take on a field trip then.

/get off mylawn
// shakes virtual fist
2014-04-13 08:26:35 PM  
1 votes:

vharshyde: Somaticasual: Ahh, the safety from terrorists fallacy - assuming that a terrorist will use the same exact method twice. Terrorists are opportunistically evil - they will observe anti-terrorist efforts and adapt. Might be a better idea to work on protecting folks from tactics they *haven't* used..

You assume that terrorists are smart.

Also, does this mean that I can bring my children to Boston and purposefully set them on the ground if I'm beginning to grow tired of them?


My first thought. What if you WANT the cops to take your kids off and detonate them?
2014-04-13 08:24:47 PM  
1 votes:
I thought they caught the guys who did that.
2014-04-13 08:17:13 PM  
1 votes:
The terrorists have won!
2014-04-13 08:08:52 PM  
1 votes:

Ryker's Peninsula: If you have more than a feeling that a package is suspicious, or if you see it smokin', don't be afraid. Run and don't look back to keep your piece of mind


I firmly believe a higher power was protecting us that day. Remember, those terrorists tried to hitch a ride to NYC.
2014-04-13 07:33:15 PM  
1 votes:

Somaticasual: Ahh, the safety from terrorists fallacy - assuming that a terrorist will use the same exact method twice. Terrorists are opportunistically evil - they will observe anti-terrorist efforts and adapt. Might be a better idea to work on protecting folks from tactics they *haven't* used..


You assume that terrorists are smart.

Also, does this mean that I can bring my children to Boston and purposefully set them on the ground if I'm beginning to grow tired of them?
2014-04-13 07:15:32 PM  
1 votes:

Somaticasual: Ahh, the safety from terrorists fallacy - assuming that a terrorist will use the same exact method twice. Terrorists are opportunistically evil - they will observe anti-terrorist efforts and adapt. Might be a better idea to work on protecting folks from tactics they *haven't* used..


Spoken like a first-rate pressure cooker salesman...

/ Coffee is for closers
// Aisle seat
2014-04-13 07:10:59 PM  
1 votes:
Baby bombs? Well, that's kind of novel. Sounds like something the Joker would do.

"Waaa! Waaaaaaaaaa!"

*BOOM!!!*

/I am of course engaging in graveyard humor.
//I really don't want to see anyone get hurt.
2014-04-13 07:05:15 PM  
1 votes:
Hindsight man saves the day again!
2014-04-13 06:59:31 PM  
1 votes:
However, possession of a camera will still be considered assault of an officer.
2014-04-13 03:40:07 PM  
1 votes:
"Unfortunately, since 4/15 things have changed," Boston police Commissioner William B. Evans said.

*eyeroll*
2014-04-13 03:29:19 PM  
1 votes:
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