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(TV Tropes)   Today is Palm Sunday. How will you "celebrate?"   (tvtropes.org) divider line 40
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2014-04-13 01:35:43 PM  
I'll be looking at things on the internet.


....n-not gay porn, though. I'm totally not into that sort of thing, so I'm definitely not watching that one film about Chicago bears and New York giants.

Because I'm as straight as spaghetti.
 
2014-04-13 01:44:46 PM  
I'm going to hold a basketball with one hand, with my hand being positioned on top of it.
 
2014-04-13 01:47:16 PM  
Drinking, carousing, and generally disturbing the peace with a bunch of librarians gathering for a meeting tomorrow.
 
2014-04-13 02:02:19 PM  
Spending most of the afternoon tying a palm frond into the shape of a cross to hang above the font door.
 
2014-04-13 02:07:44 PM  
I'll be reading.
 
2014-04-13 02:13:09 PM  
Already did and yes, the palm was involved.

Then I [REDACTED]

And now I'll nap until drinking time.
 
2014-04-13 02:14:41 PM  
It is being spent in contemplative prayer in the vain hope that, when my time finally comes, I will be eaten first.
 
2014-04-13 02:56:03 PM  

King Something: I'll be looking at things on the internet.


....n-not gay porn, though. I'm totally not into that sort of thing, so I'm definitely not watching that one film about Chicago bears and New York giants.

Because I'm as straight as spaghetti.


Until you get hot.
 
2014-04-13 03:25:06 PM  
I plan to Passover the whole thing.
 
2014-04-13 03:41:09 PM  
I performed the Rite of Cleansing on my laundry

/then I paid tribute to the Holy Grocer
//next up is the consumption of the fermented host
 
2014-04-13 04:21:32 PM  
Lets just say my day is made of fava beans and Chianti.

Actually just making a good bolognese with a good red wine.
 
2014-04-13 05:10:48 PM  
I told my kids today is Palm Sunday and they said "Fark you asshole." So, for about 2000 years nothing ever changes.
 
2014-04-13 05:35:47 PM  

King Something: I'll be looking at things on the internet.


....n-not gay porn, though. I'm totally not into that sort of thing, so I'm definitely not watching that one film about Chicago bears and New York giants.

Because I'm as straight as spaghetti.


This is for you

"I'm not gay, I love you honey" (NSFW)
 
2014-04-13 05:47:49 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-13 05:57:17 PM  
Facepalm Sunday

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-13 07:18:12 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: King Something: I'll be looking at things on the internet.


....n-not gay porn, though. I'm totally not into that sort of thing, so I'm definitely not watching that one film about Chicago bears and New York giants.

Because I'm as straight as spaghetti.

This is for you

"I'm not gay, I love you honey" (NSFW)


enter the oval office
 
2014-04-13 07:29:14 PM  
Three words: Jesus Christ Superstar.  That and falling asleep to The Ten Commandments are a Holy Week tradition for me.
 
2014-04-13 07:43:48 PM  
Made a preemptive visit to hell - visited my mother-in-law.

Key-rist!

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-13 08:05:23 PM  
Catching up on some light reading.

www.brainpickings.org
 
2014-04-13 08:11:25 PM  
Easter is the most useless major holiday. I don't even get the free day off, and I get freakin' Columbus Day off.
 
2014-04-13 10:15:19 PM  
Palm Sunday? Masturbate to Jesus while fingering my bunghole singing Jewish hymns while watching Ben Hur.
 
2014-04-13 10:48:07 PM  
Hearts of Palm.
 
2014-04-13 11:08:45 PM  
Gonna watch some porn and jerk off. Maybe drink some beer too.
 
2014-04-13 11:13:09 PM  
I'm sitting in my underwear masturbating and watching cartoons and getting hammered.

Sorry, what day is it again?
 
2014-04-14 05:04:50 AM  
www.streekproduct.be
 
2014-04-14 06:54:25 AM  
Whatever I do, it will be hairy.
 
2014-04-14 08:05:52 AM  
I'm going to Disney!

Apparently Walt was some sort of Chrisitian prophet, becaus there were a LOT of church groups there.
 
2014-04-14 08:13:39 AM  
the neighbor's wife prepared dinner a burnt offering.
 
2014-04-14 09:34:35 AM  
I smoked a whole chicken and meatballs, did yard work and then drank a bunch of beers while the Yankees beat the Red Sox.
 
2014-04-14 11:02:59 AM  
I smoked a whole chicken and meatballs,

How did you get all that in the pipe ? Nice aroma, though !
 
2014-04-14 11:03:17 AM  

RoyHobbs22: I smoked a whole chicken and meatballs, did yard work and then drank a bunch of beers while the Yankees beat the Red Sox.


How did you keep the chicken and meatballs lit while you smoked them?
 
2014-04-14 11:03:52 AM  

shanteyman: I smoked a whole chicken and meatballs,

How did you get all that in the pipe ? Nice aroma, though !


Damn you!!
 
2014-04-14 11:07:05 AM  
Abinormal :Your question is a valid one; no harm, no fowl !
 
2014-04-14 11:10:48 AM  
Greasing Palms
 
2014-04-14 11:28:39 AM  
By realizing Monday morning while sitting in my office at 11:28 a.m. that yesterday was Palm Sunday.
 
2014-04-14 11:36:04 AM  

AbiNormal: RoyHobbs22: I smoked a whole chicken and meatballs, did yard work and then drank a bunch of beers while the Yankees beat the Red Sox.

How did you keep the chicken and meatballs lit while you smoked them?


Your mom worked the blow torch.
 
2014-04-14 11:47:33 AM  

FarkingReading: By realizing Monday morning while sitting in my office at 11:28 a.m. that yesterday was Palm Sunday.


Internet high five.
 
2014-04-14 12:42:24 PM  
I took it easy. Which is quite smart compared to this robber that tried to rob a store with a palm tree a while back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zpf4ofe1oN8

Still think its the funniest robbery attempt ever.
 
2014-04-14 03:46:39 PM  

RoyHobbs22: AbiNormal: RoyHobbs22: I smoked a whole chicken and meatballs, did yard work and then drank a bunch of beers while the Yankees beat the Red Sox.

How did you keep the chicken and meatballs lit while you smoked them?

Your mom worked the blow torch.


Shes been a pile of ashes for 17 years.
 
2014-04-14 09:25:45 PM  

AbiNormal: RoyHobbs22: AbiNormal: RoyHobbs22: I smoked a whole chicken and meatballs, did yard work and then drank a bunch of beers while the Yankees beat the Red Sox.

How did you keep the chicken and meatballs lit while you smoked them?

Your mom worked the blow torch.

Shes been a pile of ashes for 17 years.


images.sodahead.com

/window seat please
 
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