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(Page Six)   The best looking college strippers in New York come from Baruch and Brooklyn Colleges, the most rejects from Queens College and NYU. "They're not so good-looking. I don't know why. So far, none have met our standards"   (pagesix.com) divider line 51
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2014-04-13 02:41:53 PM
Well, forget College of Staten Island then.
 
2014-04-13 02:46:56 PM
ticker.baruchconnect.com
 
2014-04-13 02:47:11 PM
Harp knees and all.
 
2014-04-13 02:48:15 PM
This thread has potential...

Farkistan - bring forth the stripper pics!
 
2014-04-13 02:48:27 PM

WTFDYW: Harp knees and all.


Sharp!!!
 
2014-04-13 02:48:34 PM
If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere!
 
2014-04-13 02:49:33 PM

WTFDYW: Harp knees and all.


Personally I prefer Viola Knees.

Also what's up with all the Illegal Russians all over the east coast working strip joints and whatnot? Here in VA they're all over the place, article mentions them in NYC, and I *know* they're all over the place in FL.

Wouldn't the West Coast be more likely a place to import them?
 
2014-04-13 02:50:24 PM

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: [ticker.baruchconnect.com image 675x320]


Well, to be fair, referring to a women's softball team is a rather unjust comparison.
 
2014-04-13 02:52:32 PM
TedCruz'sCrazyDad:


I'll take the one on the top left and bottom right. And maybe the short one below the "C".  And maybe the bottom row redhead.
 
2014-04-13 03:00:58 PM
I have a friend who insists that girls stripping their way through college is a myth. But the he also insists that Asian women cant have naturally large breasts without being obese...
 
2014-04-13 03:02:50 PM

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: [ticker.baruchconnect.com image 675x320]


I'd pay for three of those. The rest can pay me.
 
2014-04-13 03:05:28 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: [ticker.baruchconnect.com image 675x320]

I'd pay for three of those. The rest can pay me.


I'm only seeing 2 ( far left and 4th from left back row), who the hell is your 3rd
 
2014-04-13 03:10:21 PM

oukewldave: TedCruz'sCrazyDad:


I'll take the one on the top left and bottom right. And maybe the short one below the "C".  And maybe the bottom row redhead.


Well that's a softball team, so I hope you are a catcher, cause I'm pretty sure they are all pitchers.
 
2014-04-13 03:15:18 PM

WTFDYW: WTFDYW: Harp knees and all.

Sharp!!!


i674.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-13 03:16:16 PM
So, Belle Knox with real name Miriam Weeks and possibly of Jewish extraction inspires NYC coeds to become strippers, because looking like her has been validated?

... Baruch and Brooklyn Colleges are providing the best pole dancers. The biggest number of rejected applicants have come from Queens College and NYU. "They're not so good-looking. I don't know why,"

Does anybody have a list of NYC colleges giving average SAT scores and ethnic breakdown.

// All I know from CA is that UCLA students are more attractive than UC (Berkely) ones and I guess more likely to become strippers, telling themselves that it is a way to get into show-business.
 
2014-04-13 03:17:15 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-13 03:19:27 PM

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: [ticker.baruchconnect.com image 675x320]


if its half price table dance at the end of the night of heavy drinking I would have a go with all but 3 of them.

/Low standards, I haz them.
 
2014-04-13 03:21:05 PM
img.fark.net

WTFDYW: Harp knees and all.
 
2014-04-13 03:22:33 PM
How can a so-called 'porn star' only have one NSFW pic in GIS?
 
2014-04-13 03:24:42 PM
Those Queens girls need to show that they can cry on command.
 
2014-04-13 03:26:03 PM

AMonkey'sUncle: Well, forget College of Staten Island then.


i.telegraph.co.uk
Whaddya gat ugainst us Stayten Eyelind goils?
 
2014-04-13 03:30:48 PM

TheOther: How can a so-called 'porn star' only have one NSFW pic in GIS?


Because your filter's on? Or try another search...like Pirate Bay. Plenty of NSFW over there.
 
2014-04-13 03:31:10 PM
i309.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-13 03:33:19 PM

Capo Del Bandito: WTFDYW: Harp knees and all.

Personally I prefer Viola Knees.

Also what's up with all the Illegal Russians all over the east coast working strip joints and whatnot? Here in VA they're all over the place, article mentions them in NYC, and I *know* they're all over the place in FL.

Wouldn't the West Coast be more likely a place to import them?


??
A zillion flights from Moscow -> Western Europe -> east coast US.
Not so much Moscow -> Vladivostok -> west coast US.

Plus in Cali they bring in the illegal Chinese & Thai strippers.
 
2014-04-13 03:35:03 PM
HairBolus:

// All I know from CA is that UCLA students are more attractive than UC (Berkely) ones and I guess more likely to become strippers, telling themselves that it is a way to get into show-business.

A chick I went out with a few times many years ago paid her way thru UCLA as a stripper. Hot, smart (chemist) and crazy. Very dangerous.
 
2014-04-13 03:38:17 PM
Capo Del Bandito: WTFDYW: Harp knees and all.

Personally I prefer Viola Knees.

Also what's up with all the Illegal Russians all over the east coast working strip joints and whatnot? Here in VA they're all over the place, article mentions them in NYC, and I *know* they're all over the place in FL.

Wouldn't the West Coast be more likely a place to import them?


Where where where in VA?!?!? Not seeing them here in Hampton Roads. Clue me in, I must know!
 
2014-04-13 03:39:19 PM

dj_bigbird: Hot, smart (chemist) and crazy. Very dangerous.


mmmm.   crazy girl sex.
 
2014-04-13 03:45:15 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-13 03:57:22 PM

Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: I have a friend who insists that girls stripping their way through college is a myth. But the he also insists that Asian women cant have naturally large breasts without being obese...


Well, his being wrong is really more of a matter of degree than anything else. Does it happen? Yes.

Is it more common than women who intend to strip their way through college but never seem to make it though the college part? No.
 
2014-04-13 03:58:22 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-13 03:58:52 PM
I saw her work and I wasn't impressed. She was in it to make money, not be a star.
 
2014-04-13 04:13:15 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-13 04:28:38 PM

K3rmy: WTFDYW: WTFDYW: Harp knees and all.

Sharp!!!

[i674.photobucket.com image 500x333]


Yum
 
2014-04-13 04:28:55 PM

MichiganFTL: I'm only seeing 2 ( far left and 4th from left back row), who the hell is your 3rd


Front left.
 
2014-04-13 04:31:22 PM

TheOther: How can a so-called 'porn star' only have one NSFW pic in GIS?


Minding her revenue.
 
2014-04-13 04:37:33 PM

kling_klang_bed: Where where where in VA?!?!? Not seeing them here in Hampton Roads. Clue me in, I must know!


Oceanfront in Va Beach. Every summer, cruise the tourist trap that is Atlantic, right next to the boardwalk. They work over at the fast food places off Laskin EVERY summer, but all they do is work, go home to an apartment with 6 other women and the like. Was a bit of a scandal back in....2004? 2006? And there's a farkton up in Williamsberg, same time frame.

They're generally not allowed 'out' to socialize, and their was a big sting operation on CL back when they advertised 'escorts'.

As far as I know the sex trade stuff was broken down (but then I'm only going on news reports of course) so they work the fark out of them in the summer at the Burger Kings and McDonald's over there near 264.

Occasionally if their handler is decent they do walk right up and down Atlantic. We had a few walk into the office building I worked at and they applied for secretary/data entry positions that were advertised, but they showed up in tube tops, cut off jeans and sandals. All 5 of them, over a two year period. They spoke damn good english and that accent was tantalizing.

But for *Some* reason they didn't hire them. Go figure.
 
2014-04-13 04:45:08 PM
I'm right next to Williamsburg (in Newport News), so I have a journey to make! I'll get my rolls of quarters ready for my visit to Farkton.
 
2014-04-13 04:48:41 PM

kling_klang_bed: I'm right next to Williamsburg (in Newport News), so I have a journey to make! I'll get my rolls of quarters ready for my visit to Farkton.


In the SUMMER you fool!

Check for low tier jobs, but they never seem to get waitressing jobs (at least here in VB) but they took a ton of jobs as cashiers at fast food places.

Would love to hear that accent at Burger King again but my stomach can't handle fast food as much anymore. It's not worth the intestinal maelstrom that comes afterwards just to get told "Have a day nice too" and a wink.
 
2014-04-13 05:15:22 PM
Having attended Queens College... i would agree with the assessment
 
2014-04-13 05:48:54 PM

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: [ticker.baruchconnect.com image 675x320]


They sure don't sweat much for a bunch of big ol' fat girls.
 
2014-04-13 06:11:29 PM
Like Joe Bob Briggs wrote in one of his books, "You'd have to hose the roaches off them every 15 minutes". Dunno if it's true, been in NM almost 6 years, no desire to visit a strip club.Even Lewis Black said he thought Albuquerque had the worst strip clubs in the country. I dunno what warrants that, a wheelchair ramp to the stage, maybe?
 
2014-04-13 06:49:50 PM
Doing porn does not make you a porn star.

Just like a role in a movie does not make you a movie star.
 
2014-04-13 07:05:40 PM

Ex-Texan: Like Joe Bob Briggs wrote in one of his books, "You'd have to hose the roaches off them every 15 minutes". Dunno if it's true, been in NM almost 6 years, no desire to visit a strip club.Even Lewis Black said he thought Albuquerque had the worst strip clubs in the country. I dunno what warrants that, a wheelchair ramp to the stage, maybe?




I have found Washington DC to have the worst.
 
2014-04-13 07:40:20 PM

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Ex-Texan: Like Joe Bob Briggs wrote in one of his books, "You'd have to hose the roaches off them every 15 minutes". Dunno if it's true, been in NM almost 6 years, no desire to visit a strip club.Even Lewis Black said he thought Albuquerque had the worst strip clubs in the country. I dunno what warrants that, a wheelchair ramp to the stage, maybe?

I have found Washington DC to have the worst.


Yeah, but they were at least elected to that position...
 
2014-04-13 08:12:24 PM
I love harp knees.
 
2014-04-13 08:21:15 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-13 08:38:38 PM

Capo Del Bandito: Would love to hear that accent at Burger King again but my stomach can't handle fast food as much anymore. It's not worth the intestinal maelstrom that comes afterwards just to get told "Have a day nice too" and a wink.


Speak to them in Russian! You'll get a lot more than a greeting and a wink.*

*based on experience with those at Gatlinburg
 
2014-04-13 08:52:13 PM

Alien Robot: Capo Del Bandito: Would love to hear that accent at Burger King again but my stomach can't handle fast food as much anymore. It's not worth the intestinal maelstrom that comes afterwards just to get told "Have a day nice too" and a wink.

Speak to them in Russian! You'll get a lot more than a greeting and a wink.*

*based on experience with those at Gatlinburg


Gatlinburg and Sevier County ... definitely swarming with Russians and Eastern Europeans.
 
2014-04-13 09:19:38 PM

Seikuro: Gatlinburg and Sevier County ... definitely swarming with Russians and Eastern Europeans.


This. Was in Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge the last 36 hours. Had a Russian waitress at dinner last night, a Russian shop clerk served us in a store today, and the table next to ours at lunch was served by a Russian waiter.

/and the traffic was phenomenally bad as always
//we only go there once a year now, to remind ourselves what a shiathole is become
 
2014-04-13 11:34:37 PM

Scrotastic Method: TheOther: How can a so-called 'porn star' only have one NSFW pic in GIS?

Because your filter's on? Or try another search...like Pirate Bay. Plenty of NSFW over there.


I hate to say it but: Bing. Bing specializes in NSFW searches. It's actually not a bad plan to keep an otherwise failed engine in use.
 
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