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(NBC News)   "I like my beer like I like my violence...domestic" sign gets bartender fired. FARK: the sign sports the Heineken logo   (nbcnews.com) divider line 89
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2014-04-13 02:04:48 PM
A man who refused to give his name said he was the person who had written the message and that it was taken down a few hours after being posted. The man said the bar had received complaints about the sign.
"We didn't want to offend people, so we took it down," he said, taking a break from beating his wife with a towel full of oranges. "I personally didn't think it was offensive."
 
2014-04-13 02:25:15 PM
Heineken is terrible. Skunky taste masquerading as flavor.
 
2014-04-13 02:26:52 PM
I like my hookers like I like my coffee:  hot and black
 
2014-04-13 02:27:49 PM
I like my women like I like my coffee:  ground up and in the freezer
 
2014-04-13 02:28:04 PM

RoyHobbs22: I like my hookers like I like my coffee:  hot and black


Ground up and in the freezer.
 
2014-04-13 02:28:37 PM
I like my men like I like my coffee. Easily raped and murdered.
 
2014-04-13 02:28:45 PM

CruJones: I like my women like I like my coffee:  ground up and in the freezer


Freeze-dried?
 
2014-04-13 02:29:13 PM
Now that's a sign that Alabama Man can be proud of.
 
2014-04-13 02:29:29 PM
Purchased ethically from Central American family farming communities
 
2014-04-13 02:29:55 PM

JohnAnnArbor: CruJones: I like my women like I like my coffee:  ground up and in the freezer

Freeze-dried?


Carried by donkeys in burlap sacks
 
2014-04-13 02:31:36 PM
Reminds me a t-shirt I saw a woman wearing the other day:

I like my coffee like I like my men...nowhere near my vagina.
 
2014-04-13 02:32:01 PM
Oh no, Looty got fired.
 
2014-04-13 02:32:44 PM
It was a sports bar in Philadelphia. What would you expect from Eagles fans?

/ducks
 
2014-04-13 02:32:46 PM
Now that's funny.
 
2014-04-13 02:32:47 PM

RoyHobbs22: I like my hookers like I like my coffee:  hot and black


Purchased at great expense from a smug, skinny-jean wearing hipster with a Masters Degree in art history; and also ultimately not worth the price I paid and with far too high of a caloric content.
 
2014-04-13 02:33:03 PM
I always get offended when the term "Domestic" is used to mean Bud/Miller/Coors while "Import" is used to mean everything else including Liene, Sam Adams, Goose Island or craft beer from the United States.  Just add a "Premium Domestic" section on the menu you farks.
 
2014-04-13 02:33:08 PM

RoyHobbs22: I like my hookers like I like my coffee:  hot and black


I thought it was thick, bitter, and from McDonalds.
 
2014-04-13 02:33:53 PM
Edgy
 
2014-04-13 02:34:03 PM
Oh woman-up, ya Nancy. Get somebody fired over it? Just ask them to change the sign FFS. ZOMG YOU OFFENDED MY SENSIBILITIES YOUR LIFE MUST BE RUINED!!! How about talking to the person who did that instead, in a reasonable and rational manner? "Hey this is why your joke is kinda bad ..."

\feminist
\\now my nancy-sensibilities are offended
 
2014-04-13 02:34:34 PM

RoyHobbs22: I like my hookers like I like my coffee:  hot and black


thin and bitter
 
2014-04-13 02:34:35 PM
"We didn't want to offend people, so we took it down," he said. "I personally didn't think it was offensive."

Then put it back up.  Come on man, have some balls.  Stand by your convictions.
 
2014-04-13 02:36:44 PM

RogermcAllen: I always get offended when the term "Domestic" is used to mean Bud/Miller/Coors while "Import" is used to mean everything else including Liene, Sam Adams, Goose Island or craft beer from the United States.  Just add a "Premium Domestic" section on the menu you farks.


They mean to say that it's either from 'Murica, or imported from Lib'rulland.
 
2014-04-13 02:37:07 PM

Durendal: RoyHobbs22: I like my hookers like I like my coffee:  hot and black

I thought it was thick, bitter, and from McDonalds.


You can get hookers from McDonalds?

Talk about a happy meal.
 
2014-04-13 02:39:00 PM
pbs.twimg.com

I like my coffee like I like my women: black, bitter, and preferably fair trade."
 
2014-04-13 02:43:37 PM
"The A-frame sign is marked with a logo for Heineken Light beer, which is considered an import beer. '

What does this have to do with the message written in chalk?  Does the retarded article writer think they got it from Heineken with that message?
 
2014-04-13 02:45:16 PM
 I like my hookers like I like my coffee:  hot and black

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-13 02:45:39 PM
Would have been much more appropriate if it had been a Stella Artois sign...
 
2014-04-13 02:46:53 PM
What's next? The Most Interesting Man saying "I don't always beat women, but when I do, it's my wife."

ugh.
 
2014-04-13 02:47:03 PM
I like my women like my Jack Daniels. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
 
2014-04-13 02:49:00 PM
 I like my hookers like I like my coffee:  hot and black

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-13 02:49:32 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: I like my women like my Jack Daniels. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.


I lol'ed.
 
2014-04-13 02:50:04 PM
I love the sign
 
2014-04-13 02:50:54 PM
"more than 1 in 3 women and 1 in 7 men are victims of severe physical harm by their intimate partner during their lifetimes."

Seriously..wow..
 
2014-04-13 02:51:33 PM
That bartender was pants on head stupid if he thought that would go over well.
 
2014-04-13 02:54:24 PM

wiwille: "more than 1 in 3 women and 1 in 7 men are victims of severe physical harm by their intimate partner during their lifetimes."

Seriously..wow..


I bet you those numbers go up when you look at those that regularly frequent bars.
 
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2014-04-13 02:54:46 PM
Freedom of speech lawsuit in favor of the owner? You have the right to be offended. Let the market work - if people are offended, then he'll lose business. Don't bring the government into it to shut down what you deem offensive, lady!
 
2014-04-13 02:56:21 PM
Rape CAN be funny.  Just ask Porky Pig.

/so is getting fired over a joke
//i lol'd
 
2014-04-13 02:56:21 PM

v15: Freedom of speech lawsuit in favor of the owner? You have the right to be offended. Let the market work - if people are offended, then he'll lose business. Don't bring the government into it to shut down what you deem offensive, lady!


Did you read the same article everyone else did?
 
2014-04-13 02:58:29 PM
Hand-picked at the perfect ripeness by experts from mountaintop plantations in equatorial climates then slow-roasted to slightly-dark-ish then allowed to cool then finely ground with a commercial-grade grinder then passing hot steam at high pressure through the grounds and letting the resultant brew nestle into a warmed cup.
 
2014-04-13 02:58:43 PM
RoyHobbs22: I like my hookers like I like my coffee:  hot and black

...and ready for the cream.
 
2014-04-13 03:08:43 PM
Someone needs to shoop out the Heiny label and substitute Milwaukee's Best or Keystone.
 
2014-04-13 03:10:24 PM
I first heard that joke on fark. Anybody wanna bet on the bartenders fark handle?
 
2014-04-13 03:10:58 PM
i like my beer like i like my women:

1. all hopped up with a nice set of cans.
2. effervescent but not real yeasty.
3. blonde with a decent head
4. with a high alcohol content and/or illegal for consumption

/got nuthin
 
2014-04-13 03:12:50 PM
I like my women like I like my coffee; strong and bitter!
 
2014-04-13 03:13:43 PM

Daedalus27: wiwille: "more than 1 in 3 women and 1 in 7 men are victims of severe physical harm by their intimate partner during their lifetimes."

Seriously..wow..

I bet you those numbers go up when you look at those that regularly frequent bars.


It sounds to me like 1 in 3 women and 1 in 7 men dont know when to shut the fark up.
 
2014-04-13 03:15:22 PM

v15: Freedom of speech lawsuit in favor of the owner? You have the right to be offended. Let the market work - if people are offended, then he'll lose business. Don't bring the government into it to shut down what you deem offensive, lady!


That's a very interesting reality you live in.
 
2014-04-13 03:15:56 PM
I like my beer like I like my women.

Stale, lukewarm, and bitter.
 
2014-04-13 03:16:38 PM
I like my beer like I like my women: with a sandwich.
 
2014-04-13 03:17:07 PM

Daedalus27: wiwille: "more than 1 in 3 women and 1 in 7 men are victims of severe physical harm by their intimate partner during their lifetimes."

Seriously..wow..

I bet you those numbers go up when you look at those that regularly frequent bars.


Can't say I see much domestic abuse in bars
 
2014-04-13 03:21:54 PM

CruJones: Daedalus27: wiwille: "more than 1 in 3 women and 1 in 7 men are victims of severe physical harm by their intimate partner during their lifetimes."

Seriously..wow..

I bet you those numbers go up when you look at those that regularly frequent bars.

Can't say I see much domestic abuse in bars


It's mostly in the form of spillage from the taps.
 
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