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(Yahoo)   Prince William is just a regular guy, and he does stuff regular guys like you would do given the chance. For example, apparently he's been plowing Kate Middleton morning, noon and night   (celebrity.yahoo.com) divider line 30
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2014-04-13 12:19:00 PM  
13 votes:
Subby, he's British. I think that should be "ploughing."
2014-04-13 01:46:38 PM  
5 votes:
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2014-04-13 01:23:02 PM  
5 votes:

naughtyrev: zamboni: Subby, he's British. I think that should be "ploughing."

He's giving his ol' todger a jolly good ride.

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2014-04-13 10:15:57 AM  
3 votes:
who wouldn't?
2014-04-13 01:32:08 PM  
2 votes:
Ye Royal Clown Car.
2014-04-13 01:27:39 PM  
2 votes:
Is he giving her a good rodgering?
2014-04-13 01:21:47 PM  
2 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.


Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.
2014-04-14 01:30:42 AM  
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: I wonder if he secretly hates the fact that if he weren't rich and royalty, he'd be ignored by Kate and she'd definitely be farking a surely bartender named Geoff who pronounces "through" as "frew?"

You know it's true.


She's still not going to fark you, Geoff.
2014-04-13 06:02:23 PM  
1 votes:

captcurt: " Stout Rodgering"

New porn name!

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Bill and Kate approve!
2014-04-13 05:58:20 PM  
1 votes:
My Aunt would like a word with them:
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We're alive and well, thank you very much.  And no, we don't know where Blackbeard's treasure is actually buried.
2014-04-13 04:30:24 PM  
1 votes:
I still prefer her sister. But given the chance, I'd definitely disappoint either of them in a big way.
2014-04-13 03:31:09 PM  
1 votes:

Ex-Texan: Well, Kate's got 3 holes, time for "The royal" lube. Also does the royal vibe have a Union Jack on it?


Only when used at sea.
2014-04-13 02:45:41 PM  
1 votes:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Tenga: Is he giving her a good rodgering?

I believe the phrase you're looking for is, "a stout rodgering."

/Apologies .
//Have British relatives.
///They are so cracked.
////But, I love to hear them talk.


Ah yes, our friend Rodger. Rodger Ring. We were just talking about how we haven't seen him for a long time.photos1.blogger.comOr his Swedish cousin, Bonk.
2014-04-13 02:26:34 PM  
1 votes:

v15: Royalty means shiat over here. He's "Bill" and nothing more.

/glad we seceded from that shiat country


That chip on your shoulder must be weighing you down quite a bit.
2014-04-13 02:26:13 PM  
1 votes:

Pincy: It's a good thing he is royalty because he has very little going for him in the looks department.


I know. William was really handsome when he was younger and Harry was the goofball looking guy. Now they've traded places and I don't know how to deal with that.
2014-04-13 02:20:29 PM  
1 votes:

Prairie Phoenix: indy_kid: Personally, I'd rather bang Pippa.  Seems like more of a party girl, though Kate did do the lingerie show catwalk thing in college that finally got Will to commit.  Besides, dat ass.....

Also, I'd rather the Queen abdicate now and simply bypass good ol' Chuck.  He's an admitted adulterer, and that shiat should have been grounds for stripping him of his military commission: "Conduct unbecoming an officer".  Others have been deep-sixed for less, and that assclown is expected to set a better example.  The only reason he married Diana was to have her squeeze out a few pups, and once that was done, I don't they ever bumped uglies again.

Besides, they'll have to do the whole coronation thing again in 5-10 years  when Chuck dies, so skip the cost and jump directly to Will.

They actually do have a constitution over there and there are rules about how all of that works in real life, and what you described is not how it works.



Yes. I'm aware of that.  Just pointing out what a royal douchebag Chuck is and has been his entire life.  And speaking of rules, what about military rules against adultery by officers?  They do exist, Chuck has admitted it, but the Royal Navy would never take formal action against a royal.  Instead, they'd privately recommend that he go on inactive reserve status and do some gardening instead.
2014-04-13 02:13:15 PM  
1 votes:
"For a whole?" DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!
2014-04-13 02:02:23 PM  
1 votes:

FizixJunkee: Which is why the UK has maintained its monarchy and support for it is at an all-time high.


All reality shows are popular these days.
2014-04-13 02:02:10 PM  
1 votes:

skinink: Ye Royal Clown Car.


An heir and a spare.  After that, she can retire thee ol' royal womb.
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2014-04-13 01:46:27 PM  
1 votes:
If I was as "famous" as this guy is, I would be taking every opportunity possible to fark with the public..."How's Kate?!? Oh yeh, she's doing great, expecting quintuplets and all!"

It would be like shooting fish in a barrel...
2014-04-13 01:42:16 PM  
1 votes:
Personally, I'd rather bang Pippa.  Seems like more of a party girl, though Kate did do the lingerie show catwalk thing in college that finally got Will to commit.  Besides, dat ass.....

Also, I'd rather the Queen abdicate now and simply bypass good ol' Chuck.  He's an admitted adulterer, and that shiat should have been grounds for stripping him of his military commission: "Conduct unbecoming an officer".  Others have been deep-sixed for less, and that assclown is expected to set a better example.  The only reason he married Diana was to have her squeeze out a few pups, and once that was done, I don't they ever bumped uglies again.

Besides, they'll have to do the whole coronation thing again in 5-10 years  when Chuck dies, so skip the cost and jump directly to Will.
2014-04-13 01:41:37 PM  
1 votes:

Fart_Machine: What about Prince Albert in a can?


But enough about Larry Craig.
2014-04-13 01:40:59 PM  
1 votes:

lamecomedian: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.


Actually, with Will being Di's kid and now Kate being added to the gene pool, I think the royals are getting much-needed infusions of healthy dna.
2014-04-13 01:28:16 PM  
1 votes:
I guess her stomach is full of that royal jelly that it needed to be deposited elsewhere.
2014-04-13 01:22:58 PM  
1 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.


Because in the US, hereditary titles are banned in our founding documents.  She's duchess of jack shiat here.
2014-04-13 12:46:07 PM  
1 votes:

zamboni: Subby, he's British. I think that should be "ploughing."


He's giving his ol' todger a jolly good ride.

FTA: "After placing roses at the war memorial, the Duke of Cambridge greeted Cynthia Read, who had made a wool shawl for 8-month-old baby Prince George. "You might have to make another one soon," Prince William said.
"The way William said it was like he was dropping a hint," Read told reporters, "letting me in on a secret."


Basically he was bragging about all the sex he's having with a hottie.
2014-04-13 12:12:44 PM  
1 votes:
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2014-04-13 12:03:28 PM  
1 votes:
It's good to be King Prince.
2014-04-13 11:50:41 AM  
1 votes:

whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.


I don't know, the way things are going, his grandmother is going to outlive him.
2014-04-13 11:21:47 AM  
1 votes:
Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.
 
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