naughtyrev: zamboni: Subby, he's British. I think that should be "ploughing."He's giving his ol' todger a jolly good ride.
SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."Drives me nuts.
walktoanarcade: I wonder if he secretly hates the fact that if he weren't rich and royalty, he'd be ignored by Kate and she'd definitely be farking a surely bartender named Geoff who pronounces "through" as "frew?"You know it's true.
captcurt: " Stout Rodgering"
New porn name!
Ex-Texan: Well, Kate's got 3 holes, time for "The royal" lube. Also does the royal vibe have a Union Jack on it?
Summer Glau's Love Slave: Tenga: Is he giving her a good rodgering?I believe the phrase you're looking for is, "a stout rodgering."/Apologies .//Have British relatives.///They are so cracked.////But, I love to hear them talk.
v15: Royalty means shiat over here. He's "Bill" and nothing more./glad we seceded from that shiat country
Pincy: It's a good thing he is royalty because he has very little going for him in the looks department.
Prairie Phoenix: indy_kid: Personally, I'd rather bang Pippa. Seems like more of a party girl, though Kate did do the lingerie show catwalk thing in college that finally got Will to commit. Besides, dat ass.....Also, I'd rather the Queen abdicate now and simply bypass good ol' Chuck. He's an admitted adulterer, and that shiat should have been grounds for stripping him of his military commission: "Conduct unbecoming an officer". Others have been deep-sixed for less, and that assclown is expected to set a better example. The only reason he married Diana was to have her squeeze out a few pups, and once that was done, I don't they ever bumped uglies again.Besides, they'll have to do the whole coronation thing again in 5-10 years when Chuck dies, so skip the cost and jump directly to Will.They actually do have a constitution over there and there are rules about how all of that works in real life, and what you described is not how it works.
FizixJunkee: Which is why the UK has maintained its monarchy and support for it is at an all-time high.
skinink: Ye Royal Clown Car.
Fart_Machine: What about Prince Albert in a can?
lamecomedian: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."Drives me nuts.Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.
SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."Drives me nuts.Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.
zamboni: Subby, he's British. I think that should be "ploughing."
whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.
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