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(Yahoo)   Prince William is just a regular guy, and he does stuff regular guys like you would do given the chance. For example, apparently he's been plowing Kate Middleton morning, noon and night   (celebrity.yahoo.com) divider line 37
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2014-04-13 10:15:57 AM  
12 votes:
who wouldn't?
2014-04-13 01:22:58 PM  
4 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.


Because in the US, hereditary titles are banned in our founding documents.  She's duchess of jack shiat here.
2014-04-13 12:19:00 PM  
4 votes:
Subby, he's British. I think that should be "ploughing."
2014-04-13 03:20:23 PM  
3 votes:
Let's be clear. Her name, the one she signs, is now Catherine Elizabeth. Her husband is William, Duke of Cambridge. That's a hereditary title, unlike modern peers of the realm (retired politicians and worthy individuals sitting in the House of Lords) who are appointed for life these days and don't pass the title on on to the offspring.

Titled royals use no surname. If there is a situation where one is needed (on Prince George's birth certificate for example), she uses Mountbatten-Windsor, the family name of her husband's grandmother. Her husband used to call himself William Wales when he was in the army, which has never been anyone's name in his family and isn't his father's.

I would also like to be clear that I would hit like the Hammer of the Scots.
2014-04-13 02:02:10 PM  
3 votes:

skinink: Ye Royal Clown Car.


An heir and a spare.  After that, she can retire thee ol' royal womb.
2014-04-13 03:40:18 PM  
2 votes:

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That first picture looks nothing like Kate.
2014-04-13 02:04:22 PM  
2 votes:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Actually, with Will being Di's kid and now Kate being added to the gene pool, I think the royals are getting much-needed infusions of healthy dna.


Yeah, the poor Queen and her shiatastic, inbred DNA that only seems to send everyone in her family to an early grave...
2014-04-13 01:34:33 PM  
2 votes:
I dont understand the fascination with these people
2014-04-13 01:23:19 PM  
2 votes:

whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.


Seems unlikely, what with the not actually making laws and ruling thing. I guess there is still the rule of the insanely rich, but those are so covert we'll never know how competent he is.
2014-04-13 11:50:41 AM  
2 votes:

whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.


I don't know, the way things are going, his grandmother is going to outlive him.
2014-04-13 06:02:23 PM  
1 votes:

captcurt: " Stout Rodgering"

New porn name!

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Bill and Kate approve!
2014-04-13 05:58:20 PM  
1 votes:
My Aunt would like a word with them:
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We're alive and well, thank you very much.  And no, we don't know where Blackbeard's treasure is actually buried.
2014-04-13 03:33:08 PM  
1 votes:

indy_kid: And speaking of rules, what about military rules against adultery by officers?  They do exist, Chuck has admitted it, but the Royal Navy would never take formal action against a royal.


You do realize that the last time the military went after a royal named Charles that they dug up the corpse of the ringleader, formally "executed" him, and then stuck his head on a pike for the next couple of hundred years.  There just isn't any officer crazy enough to be Wart-Face the Lesser.  Very few military officer wake up in the morning and decide "I want to commit professional and/or multi-stage actual suicide today; let's go throw my boss' eldest in the brig!"


Cosmic_Music: she uses Mountbatten-Windsor, the family name of her husband's grandmother


Actually, it is Windsor for those in the direct line of succession. the double-barreled one is for all the other descendants.  And even then, it is simply a designation of the House, not a surname.
2014-04-13 02:45:33 PM  
1 votes:
Windsor?

I think you mean Wettin.

/of Saxe-somethingburg and Goth-whatever
2014-04-13 02:28:56 PM  
1 votes:
She can leave her hat on.
2014-04-13 02:28:34 PM  
1 votes:

ManateeGag: who wouldn't?


Damn skippy.

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2014-04-13 02:26:34 PM  
1 votes:

v15: Royalty means shiat over here. He's "Bill" and nothing more.

/glad we seceded from that shiat country


That chip on your shoulder must be weighing you down quite a bit.
2014-04-13 02:26:13 PM  
1 votes:

Pincy: It's a good thing he is royalty because he has very little going for him in the looks department.


I know. William was really handsome when he was younger and Harry was the goofball looking guy. Now they've traded places and I don't know how to deal with that.
2014-04-13 02:20:29 PM  
1 votes:

Prairie Phoenix: indy_kid: Personally, I'd rather bang Pippa.  Seems like more of a party girl, though Kate did do the lingerie show catwalk thing in college that finally got Will to commit.  Besides, dat ass.....

Also, I'd rather the Queen abdicate now and simply bypass good ol' Chuck.  He's an admitted adulterer, and that shiat should have been grounds for stripping him of his military commission: "Conduct unbecoming an officer".  Others have been deep-sixed for less, and that assclown is expected to set a better example.  The only reason he married Diana was to have her squeeze out a few pups, and once that was done, I don't they ever bumped uglies again.

Besides, they'll have to do the whole coronation thing again in 5-10 years  when Chuck dies, so skip the cost and jump directly to Will.

They actually do have a constitution over there and there are rules about how all of that works in real life, and what you described is not how it works.



Yes. I'm aware of that.  Just pointing out what a royal douchebag Chuck is and has been his entire life.  And speaking of rules, what about military rules against adultery by officers?  They do exist, Chuck has admitted it, but the Royal Navy would never take formal action against a royal.  Instead, they'd privately recommend that he go on inactive reserve status and do some gardening instead.
2014-04-13 02:13:15 PM  
1 votes:
"For a whole?" DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!
2014-04-13 02:07:07 PM  
1 votes:
It's a good thing he is royalty because he has very little going for him in the looks department.
2014-04-13 02:05:08 PM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: SecretAgentWoman: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Ok, Cambridge. Sorry.

Close. Corwall is his dad's Welsh title.

/Wills is trying to repopulate European royalty?


Not close enough. Cornwall is in England, nothing to do with Wales.
2014-04-13 02:01:25 PM  
1 votes:
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2014-04-13 02:00:47 PM  
1 votes:

lamecomedian: Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.



You're saying we should get rid of all inheritances, including here in the U.S. of A?  Works for me.  Republicans wouldn't like it, though.  They want everyone to work hard and earn their own way...except for their own children, of course.
2014-04-13 01:46:38 PM  
1 votes:
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GCD
2014-04-13 01:46:27 PM  
1 votes:
If I was as "famous" as this guy is, I would be taking every opportunity possible to fark with the public..."How's Kate?!? Oh yeh, she's doing great, expecting quintuplets and all!"

It would be like shooting fish in a barrel...
2014-04-13 01:42:16 PM  
1 votes:
Personally, I'd rather bang Pippa.  Seems like more of a party girl, though Kate did do the lingerie show catwalk thing in college that finally got Will to commit.  Besides, dat ass.....

Also, I'd rather the Queen abdicate now and simply bypass good ol' Chuck.  He's an admitted adulterer, and that shiat should have been grounds for stripping him of his military commission: "Conduct unbecoming an officer".  Others have been deep-sixed for less, and that assclown is expected to set a better example.  The only reason he married Diana was to have her squeeze out a few pups, and once that was done, I don't they ever bumped uglies again.

Besides, they'll have to do the whole coronation thing again in 5-10 years  when Chuck dies, so skip the cost and jump directly to Will.
2014-04-13 01:40:59 PM  
1 votes:

lamecomedian: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.


Actually, with Will being Di's kid and now Kate being added to the gene pool, I think the royals are getting much-needed infusions of healthy dna.
2014-04-13 01:36:11 PM  
1 votes:

lamecomedian: SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.

Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.


But she married to a member of the British Royal family, not to a US president.
2014-04-13 01:31:29 PM  
1 votes:

ManateeGag: who wouldn't?


Done in one.
2014-04-13 01:24:22 PM  
1 votes:

whistleridge: Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.


You know they don't have any power to rule anything other than their household, right?

/Better check your derp-o-meter, I think it's peg at eleventy.
2014-04-13 01:24:18 PM  
1 votes:

real_headhoncho: ManateeGag: who wouldn't?

Seconded.


Only men that wouldn't plough her would plough elton john.
2014-04-13 01:23:02 PM  
1 votes:

naughtyrev: zamboni: Subby, he's British. I think that should be "ploughing."

He's giving his ol' todger a jolly good ride.

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2014-04-13 01:21:47 PM  
1 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: Why do Americans keep referring her to her middle name, "Kate Middleton" when she's now, "Kate, Duchess of Cornwall."

Drives me nuts.


Because marrying the product of centuries of incest, unearned privilege, and tyranny doesn't make you special.
2014-04-13 01:10:24 PM  
1 votes:

ManateeGag: who wouldn't?


Seconded.
2014-04-13 12:12:44 PM  
1 votes:
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2014-04-13 11:21:47 AM  
1 votes:
Historically, the three things royalty are known for are spending money, putting babies in women, and ruling incompetently. He's been accomplishing mission #1 his entire life, he is solidly on the way to #2, and I'm sure he'll get around to #3 in time.
 
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